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HeroEro.com

    Sometimes all you need is a hero, or my heroero.com review. Whatever would save you from a life of mediocre porn and smut that would mince your meat. So, yeah, I would be taking that hero title thank you very much.

    Heroero is a site that dedicated itself to celebrity action but I’ve already been on numerous sites like these. So, they are gonna have to act like one of my girls and work very hard to impress me if they want to get me to jizz.

Touching Up Heroero Slowly!

    I’ve got my tools ready and I am warming up my cock in anticipation of whatever the site has to offer. The homepage was my destination and I was coming at the speed of sound. I got there and I was impressed with their site design. Their site’s background colors were black and yellow and the general feel of the site was that of a modern one with all the trappings.

    What I wasn’t impressed with was the first Ad that I saw below their site’s logo. For once can we beat our meats on a site without being pummeled by Ads too? No matter how good a site can be, I am always gonna have a negative view of it if I have to run the gauntlet with some Ads first. It’s a good thing for them that I was already starting to get distracted by the thumbnails of movie sex scenes.

    For some reason, most of the movies with sex scenes that I could see were all old. I was hoping there would be more contemporary sex scenes. Also, these sex scenes were mostly sourced from foreign movies. I could see a German movie, a Turkish actress, a Korean girl, and a French orgy. All the thumbnails had their number of views and ratings to show how popular the content was.

    If you’re one of those people who needs to make it official with a smut site before having an erection then you’ll be interested in their option for signing up. I didn’t expect there to be a signup option but I wasn’t surprised. Nothing makes a site runner jizz his pants like the thought of having regular fappers who have an account. The site can't get ignored if y'all are married.

    Signing up was free and I was taken to another page. I was asked to pick a username so I went for “Ilovemyaudience69”, I was asked for a password twice, and an Email that would be used to restore my password if needed. Finally, I was asked to write down a security code that was written in a way that robots cannot copy. That’s probably bullshit anyway. These robots could probably fuck their wives and they wouldn’t even know it.

Sliding My Finger Into Every Hole!

    I didn’t feel like wasting any more time. I was set to watch whatever catches my dick’s attention but I saw that I hadn’t explored their menu and Premium Scenes. They had the following options on their menu; Home, Latest, Top Rated, Most Viewed, Categories, Actresses, Albums & Screenshots. There was also a fittingly last option that wasn’t written in bold for checking out their review on the STD-filled site called “The Porn Dude”.

    I went to check out their most watched content because that seemed like the best place to be if I wanted to get a taste of the site’s pussy. I saw some movies that I had never watched and some that I should have given a chance because of how hot the celebrity actress showing skin was. Game of Thrones made it into this category and I was sure that even though I had watched that sex scene 1000 times, I still wanted to watch it again.

    I clicked on the video and was taken to another page. Loading the video was a little stressful and I had to do some exercises to maintain patience. I saw that you can change the quality of the videos but it automatically displays them in HD. I was able to see the Queen of Dragons become the Queen of being smashed to smithereens once again after the long wait.

    If you look below the video you’ll see that there are lots of screenshots on the page. These are meant to accurately give you a glimpse of the smut you’ve signed your meat up for watching. There was also a comment section that had only 1 comment. So, it would seem that the wankers here aren’t very talkative and they let their dicks do all the talking for them while beating it like it committed a heinous crime.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Heroero

    Heroero was pretty good to me. I can’t deny that the Ads I saw did nothing to impress me but the rest of the site made up for it. If you are trying to rewatch sex scenes you missed in a movie you’ll like this site because they have a shit load of content and there is a great chance they’ll have that sex scene that you have the hots for. Finally, I enjoyed the site’s sleek design. So, they have scooped up a recommendation from me!