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    HD Tube is a no-frills free porn site that lets you access HD smut for free. But that is not something to praise it for. After all, millions of sites like it let you ruin your eyeballs and ejaculatory powers all you like, without spending anything other than a few dollars for a data plan and some Vaseline!

    Here’s my HDTube.porn review. Read it and weep like you do when thot cunts grip your boner and make you beg for a spot in heaven!

Tied To The HD Tube Action!

    Say “basic” and HDTube will fall over itself to pop up and bend over for a proper anal demolition! This place looks so ordinary that most of us could probably design it from memory while blindfolded and there’s likely to be more memorable stuff to be found in your stream of morning pee than on this free porn site!

    So, for some reason, the fellas who run this place went for a black background color. That’s okay enough for all ye night owls, but there’s no Light mode switch for folks who like to access their smut while the sun is up and in the mood to cause some shining trouble.

    Here, you get some videos being watched atop the homepage, followed by a selection of the newest videos, plus options to check out the most popular, latest, and longest videos. Farther down the homepage is a selection of porn channels and pornstars, top search terms, and an About Us that does not sound like it was written by a native English speaker.

    Pornstars here have a tiny bio page and can be sorted by name, popularity, rating, latest videos, alphabetically, and total videos. Both male and female pornstars are featured, though there are only 11 pages of the guys and 291 pages of the girls.

    You can look through the selection of chicks, look through the selection of dudes, or mix them up and look through every featured male and female pornstar here. That’s okayish, but it would have been much better if there were advanced options that let you check out XXX stars from specific countries, those of a specific age, and those with certain physical attributes like cock lengths, height, booty and boob size, and that kind of thing. But then, expecting the likes of HDTube.porn to have advanced sorting options, would be like thinking the taxman is a merciful duck fucker who’s gonna let you cheat a bit on your taxes!

It’s All HD, Fuckers!

    This place has sign up and login options on the top right of the homepage. They better be giving folks $500 sign up bonuses, or I and them got a problem best handled with a no-nonsense shotgun of a rather talkative nature!

    Also present is a search option with basic skills, plus a language menu that supports both English and German. All well and good, except that when you pick German, over 95 percent of what’s on this free porn site won’t be translated.

    The chief perks of membership are your being allowed to add things to your watch later list and add videos to your favorite collection. You can also check out the favorite videos of other members and comment on content. But DMs are not supported and since members do not post videos, you cannot follow them or subscribe to whatever they got going on.

    Now, it bears noting that HDTube.porn is part of a network and its sister sites can be found at the top left of the homepage. Main user options take the form of Home, Videos, Categories, Pornstars, Channels, Live Sex, and Community.

    Sadly, the Live Sex thing is not like a Doordash of pleasures that you can click and select cunts that are gonna show up at your doorstep within 30 minutes or less! That tab is actually a direct route to Stripchat, while the Community tab allows access to every fucker who holds a membership card in this place. They all seem to be guys too and you can sort them by how active they are, their age, and that kind of thing. Just don’t expect to find the love of your life there, but you are bound to find enough horny fuckers to give your cousins’ privates the kind of burning bush that the fire service is ill-equipped to handle!

    And oh, this is anything but a bubbling place. There were only 8 online members at the time of this review and one of that was me. Also, the latest comment was from 4 weeks ago.

    At least this free porn site got all the XXX channels that matter! There are 11 pages of XXX channels and these are sortable alphabetically, by rating, number of videos, recent uploads, and total videos. Brazzers, Evil Angel, Devil’s Film, DirtyFlix, and RK Prime got the most content. Go Brazzers!

    6 minutes seems to be the average video runtime here and preview features are enabled by default. I looked over the Teens Love Black Cock channel which had 88 videos, like Busty Arab Babe Gets Pussy Pounded By Stiff Black Rod, Brunette Teen Babysitter Enjoys Her Boss’ Big Black Cock, Blonde Babe Loses Her Virginity To Big Black Cock, Long Black Anaconda Is Willing To Satisfy A Pale-Skinned Doll, Teen Chicks Play Crazy Games With Black Bull In Dormitory Rooms and Cutie Blacked By Friend Who Does The Manly Thing and Fucks Her. The Don’t Break Me channel, on the other hand, had 263 videos at the time of this review, like Young  Babe Was A Gymnast and She Can Fuck Him In Many Sex Positions, Chick With Short Hair Manages To Take Big Cock In Tight Pussy, Winning Russian Teen With A Skinny Body Is Crazy About Sex and Violet Gems Is Fucked In Face and Cunt By Hung Guy J Mac.

    The J Mac video had nearly 600k views at the time of this review, plus an 8-minute runtime and an 84 percent approval rating. It opened with Violet Gems sucking dick, before being spread like a slice of bread and fucked like a no-account slut whose cunt was paying off more debt than I got on my 34 credit cards! The Young Babe Was A Gymnast video also had an 8-minute runtime and opened with a thin and pretty chick -Emily Willis- grinning and showing off her twat. A guy later bent her over and gave her cunt an impressive length of steel pipe that it seemed averse to fully digesting without the tip of the aforesaid boner coming out of her mouth to say hello to the world!

    So, the videos on this free porn site look great and play without issues. Quality can be adjusted from 480p to HD, which seems kind of insulting considering how much full HD and 4K porn is currently out there. Playback options are basic and direct downloads are not a thing. Plus you gotta watch a few seconds of ads before videos will play.

    And for some reason, videos on this platform do not exceed 13 minutes in length.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of HDTube

    HDTube has about as much appeal as getting beaten over the head with a cactus! I would actually rather go to Afghanistan, give the Taliban the middle finger and tell them to suck the gravel off my nuts than recommend this free porn site!