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    Dunno why, but Mother Nature, that fat booty bitch saw fit to arrange matters so that us menfolk gotta have sex or wank on the regular. Refusal to do so means our body systems will start acting up and we begin growing woodies at the most inconvenient places and times, as well as seeing cunts, tits, and jugs in everything we look at, from traffic lights to bread boxes! So wank and fuck we all must and thank goodness that feels hella good!

    Feeling the wanking urge in you rising to the stops? Then here’s ThePornGuy telling you that you might want to go see if HDPornVideo has the cure for what ails you! This site has tons of HD beauties and is not so stingy as to forbid their free distribution to all cumming fuckers, wankers, and right-handed woody wringers!

    Here is my HDPornVideo.xxx review. Read and weep y’all, or there will be raw T-Rex tatas on your plates this week!

Only HD Porn Can Save and Salve!

    HDPornVideo has the typical porn site look down cold. But it looks good. Still, I am really tired of porn sites looking like copies of each other, almost like site designers can't be bothered to create unique masterpieces that thrill our eyeballs like the content on these sites thrills our balls and cocks!

    Anyway, most of the site's homepage has more category thumbnails than my brain cells are designed to handle. There’s Ebony, Teen, Monster Cock, Schoolgirl, Old & Young, Father-In-Law, French, and Beach Sex, and just about everything else bar the kitchen sink and your cousin’s pink bottom on it, with her clit hanging over the edge and begging to be bit!

    Around half the way down the homepage is a small list of selected XXX categories that wankers are focused on at the moment, plus recently used search terms. Further down you get recommended video titles and a very exhaustive About Us in which HDPornVideo.XXX shamelessly blows its own horn and refers itself to the hottest place on the planet. About the only place they are hotter than is ThePornDude’s bottom after that perv spent a night chowing down on unwashed meth head ass cracks and clits that haven’t seen a lick of soap since Honest Abe was still around, wearily tweaking his beard!

    Know what is at the very bottom of this HD porno homepage? An exhaustive selection of language options and yeah, they all work. There are a little over 30 language options there, and these options are also available on the top right of the homepage. Just click on the flag icon you see there and voila!

    Main site features here include a pretty enough site logo at the top left and next to that is a basic search bar. Hot Videos, New, Categories, and Best Porn Sites are the main tabs, with the featured categories sortable by popularity or alphabetically, and the best porn site tab hosting a small but certainly well-chosen selection of porn site names. XVideos and XHamster are there, as are Redtube and Pornhub. Not bad.

    And worth noting is that when you click on the Hot or New videos tab and the page loads up, options on the top right will let you sort the content via duration, popularity, and newness. Sure, that’s a shitty range of options, but it is still better than nothing.

Go! There’s A HD Pornstar In You!

    Dirty Talk and Hardcore Fucking With A Horny Girl, Busty MILF Rides Hard and Gets A Massive Cumshot, Amateur Babe Gets A Good Fucking In This Homemade Video, Asian Gay Twinks Enjoying A Threesome With Cumshots, Big Ass Babe Rides Her Landlord's Cock For Free, Black Beauty Gets A Hot Cock In Her Face and Teen With Big Tits Rides Boyfriend To Orgasm are part of the newest XXX on this site. And I hope y’all have noticed that gay and straight porn are jumbled together on this site. Other XXX sites let you decide if you want to be fed gay or straight XXX and know better than to mix the two and throw that at you, nor do they add trans XXX to the mix without your permission. For real, I do not like the mixing of straight and gay porn here, but that might be just me.

    Anyway, Big Penis Blowjob and Squirting In Uniformed Teen was one of the stuff in the Hot section. This was uploaded in January last year and rocks a 19-minute runtime. In the video, a slim and blonde teen with an amazing chest takes off her top and touches her boobs and butthole/cunt. A guy soon joins her and chomps on her butt, before fingering her snatch and sending his tongue down her slit. She then takes several minutes to appreciate his long cock by sucking the bejesus out of it, before bending over so that the boner she’s so evidently in love with can jam her hole to the stops! And yeah, she gets fucked in varied styles and happens to have one of the prettiest slits I have seen this month.

    Then there’s Latina Pornstar Gets Her Ass Pounded By Big Dick In POV. This was added in May last year and has a 7:37 runtime. The pornstar here is tattooed, pretty and curvy. Her cunt is the long and thicc type that’s clearly been through a lot and the action begins with her bent over, as her big dick boyfriend slaps her butt, fingers her asshole, and rubs her snatch. He then slips his cock into her butt hole. After a while, she lies down on her side while her partner rockets through her while massaging her tits and calling her every name in the book and then some! What a vid!

    Now, videos here all come with detailed descriptions, plus tags. Most are under 10 minutes too and playback options are basically nonexistent. One-click downloads are not possible and there are no options to share or watch content later. Videos do load fast and play without issues.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of HDPornVideo

    This HD porn site is basic and average in all things. Nothing here makes you go “wow” and you can’t even download the stuff you like.

    So, there’s about as much reason to recommend this HD porn site as there are reasons for y’all to hire a she elephant of a Dom to bust your balls for kicks!