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HDPornPics.com

    Come one, come all because my Hdpornpics.com review is brewing and you all have got to enjoy a taste. Sometimes we all get tired of watching porn videos and want to try something different instead, that’s why sites like Hdpornpics sprang up from the far corners of smut.

    If you can’t already tell from the name then I am here to tell you that this site ditches the porn video format and digitally takes us to the days of wanking to the pictures of women in the magazines and on soap packets. My job here today is to check out if this site should be left behind or get in front of our screens as we're fapping.

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Faps?

    I got on the site hoping for the best and I was hit with the worst. Their background color was as white as Snow White after being locked in the dungeon for eons and it was blinding as fuck to the eyes. The only thing that saved the site from me giving up on it right there and then was the Ebony girl who had one of those asses that you'll look directly into the hot sun just to have a sweet glimpse of her gracious behind. She saved the day and my dick salutes her!

    The rest of the homepage looked like every other porn pics site that I've been on. Whatever the case was, I had a mission to fulfill so I continued the task by looking at those fine bitches who they were using to lure me into the site. I would have clicked on them but I knew that there was more shit to check out so I didn't get tempted. I got to see that the women I was seeing were the faces of whatever category they represented.

    I could imagine the king of wanking who had to go through all the pictures in the categories to find the perfect woman to represent them. His fapping hand probably wouldn't fit through a hallway. There were categories like; Ebony, Pornstar, Granny, Sleeping, Hardcore, Missionary, Stepsister, Tall, Spreading, Small Dick, and so much more that I was much too tired to give a fuck about including. So far, I had seen nothing much to hate about the site and that was a good thing for them.

    The bottom of the page was where they had sections like Trending Pornstars, Trending Tags, and Categories. That's useful for joining a digital circle jerk. You'll get to be lazy instead of choosing the path of a porn picture explorer and you'll wank to whatever smut everyone else is filling their socks and tissues for. There was also a long unnecessary writing about how much smut they had to offer and how they had pictures from mainstream Eastern European and German models.

Getting A Dose Of Porn Pics And Chill!

    Since I had been on sites like this, I thought it'll be more fun if the first pic category I checked out was totally random and that's how I ended up in the section for sleeping bitches. If I wasn't as hard as The Rock while looking at the pictures I would've found it so hilarious to see these women “sleeping" in the most unnatural positions. Who sleeps on an office desk with their tits on the table while the rest of their clothes are still intact? A bitch in the Sleeping category, that's who.

    There were tags at the top of the category to assist if I had any other sleeping smut in mind. I saw; Solo Sleeping Girls, Sleeping Sister Brother, and others. The pictures looked HD but I couldn't be sure until I looked closer. That's how I ended up choosing the model who was sleeping on her desk. I confirmed that her pictures which were up to 10 were HD and that if I was her boss I would fire her for sleeping on the job except she gave me the blowjob she was giving the male talent in one of the pictures.

    I was on the hunt for more categories that will excite my meat more than sleeping bitches and that's how I found the section for Tall bitches. I don't know about y'all but as a certified BDSM ambassador, I have a kink for seeing gorgeous tall women put into the most submissive positions and clothing. That's why professional female basketballers would have another set of balls to play with if I got on the court. The Tall section on the site showed me just the kind of women I came for.

    I got to see a tall sexy model in stockings getting more undressed with every picture I looked at. I was ready to let my jizz fly if I wasn't constantly distracted by the Ads that were added in between the pictures. Why would they ruin a good thing this way? I had to pretend those Ads weren't showing me dick pills while enjoying my giant slut. I saw that if I wanted to get her full pictures I would have had to go to another website. I didn't care for that since the pictures of the tall girl were satisfying enough on Hdpornpics.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Hdpornpics

    Although I had been on sites that could count as siblings of the site, Hdpornpics managed to show me that it is worth several tugs of my meat. I enjoyed how easy it was to navigate through the site but I didn't enjoy the Ads that were forcefully shown to me against my will. I also liked that they have a lot of diverse content to keep anyone satisfied even if you were looking for something obscure. That's why it's not a hard decision to give the site my valuable recommendation that other sites would kiss every inch of my ass for.