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    Is life feeling all shitty? Well, a good injection of HD porn into your system, from a free porn site like HDPorn92 no less, could be what’s required to get you seeing the juicy and everlasting sweetness of a world like this! Yeah, porn can be quite the mood booster, brain-pleaser, and body sweetener and regular doses of it are recommended if you don’t have regular access to soft coochie or puckered buttholes!

    Here is my HDPorn92.com review. Read this and weep if you ever woke up to Santa fucking a gift into your ass!

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    HDPorn92 is all about access to what it categorizes as premium smut. There’s almost 2,800 pages of these to browse through and that’s enough material to keep most of us busy for many a month, though our Vaseline stashes are gonna take a big hit!

    Now, HDPorn92 rocks one of those very basic designs that took maybe 20 seconds to put together. There’s zero pizzazz, a background of deep gray, some tabs, and a basic search menu. You get the latest video thumbnails on the homepage by default, but there’s a pull-down menu that takes to to random, most viewed and popular stuff.

    For tabs, this place has Home, Actors, Categories, and Tags, with the other tabs being links that take you to the usual slew of AI porn sites and porn review sites. There’s not even an About Us here, but there’s at least a Contact Us link at the bottom and top of the homepage that lets you reach the site admin and tear him the second asshole he could more speedily pay off his mortgage with, courtesy of Diddy and friends!

    Seriously though, you only should contact the fella if you want a video pulled down, or want to work for him in some capacity. But then the smut here is all professional, and if you are a professional whose studio-made shoot shows up here, why in hell would you want that pulled, and deprive us of the fapping benefits that accrue from such material?!

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    Content thumbnails on this free porn site were glossy enough. But they were smaller than they should have been and could get you squinting at your PC screen like a priest peering at a Mother Superior doing her ablutions at a deserted mountain brook!

    The content thumbnails here, apart from being too small for my liking, were also scant in detail. All they had was the title, rating, and number of views. The runtime was not stated and you can’t hover your cursor on a thumbnail to get it to play a bit, so you could judge if this or that video was worth bothering with or not.

    Then there were the actors and categories in the Actors and Categories tabs. While there were over 50 categories here, as well as over 650 pages of pornstars, no pornstar had anything approaching a bio/profile page and both pornstars and categories were only sortable alphabetically.

    Anyway, here are some sample titles: Lulu Chu Plus Two, Murder She Moaned Part 1, Anal In Any Language, 12 Inches of Hawaiian Anal, Jacuzzi Fuck, DP For Dinner, Hot Neighbor Wants Anal, Drawing Hard, Creamy Cum, I’m Still Your Dirty Little Slut, Put It In My Ass, Anal Queen Has A Perfect Round Ass, Hard Work Makes Me Wet and Pool Lessons For The Busty Lady. The Dirty Little Slut thing starred Gypsy Rose and was uploaded in December this year. Runtime was 44 minutes and Gypsy was one of those cute and pretty girl-next-door types who made the misfortune of getting acquainted with a tall and imposing black dude with a knee-knocker. This fella on dreads got his cock sucked and then pounded Gypsy to the point that I thought he might had dated her before, had her walk out on him and was now taking his revenge on the poor slit that used to have his name on it!

    Hot Neighbor Wants Anal had Jezebel Vasir in the lead role and a runtime of 49 minutes. Haven’t been seeing much of this girl lately and I almost thought she went and retired. Anyway, in the video, dear Jezebel with the flappy tits stuck her ass in the air, so that her butthole could be fingered and fucked and she also got her anal obsessions sated a bit via missionary and cowgirl hard fucks. Here’s to hoping that shooting this rather hardcore video didn’t make her ass so sore she had to hire someone with a ladle to be scooping out the shit from her small intestine!

    Now, videos on HDPorn92 were invariably full-length and for that we can give thanks. Playback options were basic and videos both played flawlessly and loaded fast. Quality seemed to be HD or better and was neither stated nor adjustable. Worth noting though is that old videos will often not load, never minding being any kind of playable.

    Also, videos are played on server 1 by default. But tapping the Server 2 option will load up a page on which you can watch the video and potentially download it. That said, I never actually got around to downloading any video on Server 2 and that was because all that clicking the download option there did was to trigger an endless series of pop-up ads that did a helluva job of annoying the perky fuck outta me!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of HDPorn92

    I love the preponderance of great quality, free and full-length smut here, and I can recommend this free porn site if free and full-length porn matters to you and you don’t really care about top-class user options and features. But if you do like your porn sites looking all fancy and forever in the mood to let you download whatever in hell you wish, then HDPorn92 simply cannot serve and you are better off hissing, blessing this free porn site with your middle finger and walking away like you got better stuff to do!