Harem Hotel

Harem Hotel

    If you’re here for my Harem Hotel review then you’re in the right spot, the G-spot, if you will. I am here to shine a light on this game that is on runeygames.itch.io. Don’t be afraid of the name of the site hosting the game. It sounds like someone sad with a runny nose and an itch that won’t quit decided to be inspired by his afflictions and name his project after it.

    What you should be concerned with is if this game would be the right fit for wanking purposes. I’ll be scouting and reporting back to you here.

Booking The Closest Harem Hotel!

    Have you ever wished to own your own hotel where the prettiest women are guests? Your grandfather leaves your character at a hotel as an asset but you’re not gonna be satisfied with money alone, you’re gonna lust over all the pretty sexy women in the hotel. With you holding the keys, you could unlock your way into the pussies of these women and turn that hotel into your harem. That was a fun storyline I could get behind because I have a real harem that I am proud of.

    I went to the site hosting the game to see if they had anything interesting for me to see before I got to take my meat to the game and experience it for myself. I was made to choose if I was the right or wrong age to be on the site. I was taken to a page showing where to download the game. They said that the game is free but the developer would accept your support by letting you pay whatever you think is fair for the game. That could be a good place to practice being Santa.

    You can download the PC version of the game. Some people argue that it would be the best option for you and your meat. You’ll then have to unpack the .zip using an unpacking tool you trust with your nuts. The rest of the instructions are on the site if you’re lost and trying to find a guide for how to install and play the game. It isn’t an overly complicated process but you may need a helping hand at some point.

    You’ll find the following types of fetishes in the game; BDSM, Masochism, Tsundere, Yandere, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Elves, Virginity, Defloration, Creampies, Anal, Girl on Girl, Squirting, Orgasm Denial, Ahegao, Corruption, Breast Expansion/Reduction, Feet, Lactation, Milf, etc. The game dives into many themes that could excite you or spark your interest. My interest was sufficiently sparked and I was now interested in going deeper into the game.

Going Balls Deep Into The Game!

    You’ll be able to engage in an immersive experience while playing this game because they have hundreds of uncensored sex scenes. There are lots of options to spice up your time playing the game. You can have complex relationships with 18 diverse characters who each have interesting background stories that don’t sound fake. You can buy and unlock upgrades or try on new outfits to impress the shit out of the potential women for your harem.

    The game takes place in Elvish Land, on a continent named Syl’anar. I’ve always had a thing for Elves and I wanted to see their women in this game. The elvish land was supposedly conquered by devout humans. So, it is your right to taste the women of the land in your harem hotel. It wasn’t a boring story, I would give the game that. It keeps you excited enough to keep going deeper and deeper into the game. If it continued like this, I would be recommending it at the end.

    The first woman you’ll meet is named Kali. She comes with a sad backstory because her father abandoned her at the hotel and ran for the hills. That will explain why she can be such a bitch in the beginning. You’ll have your work cut out for you when you’re trying to turn this bitch with daddy issues into your sex doll. Since the game is full of fetishes you can simply go the lazy route and spy on her while beating your meat until it is crying and wheezing.

    The game constantly gets updated so you’ll be able to find new things to make your dick as hard as a tower but at the beginning of the game, you may be a little bored without any directions about what to do. I found the graphics to be a little bit of a letdown when I was playing the game. I had certainly seen better graphics even in older games so there weren’t any excuses that would fly. Still, the storyline was pretty fun and smutty enough to explore.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Harem Hotel 

    This game is one of those types where you have to love some parts of it and pretend not to hate some parts. I found the graphics to be too poor for this modern world. Visual pleasure is everything when making a visual novel that caters to many fetishes. I did enjoy the part where I was seducing women and seeing the sex scenes after. So does this game get my recommendation? It only gets half a recommendation from me.