GoVips

GoVips

    Now if you haven’t been on the go in search of the pussies for the last three months, then I really should come take a look in your sack. Why should I? Penises are very important for the survival of the planet, and you never can tell if your cum is our last line of defense against the force of celibacy. Blah, blah, blah, you get the point, perverted penis owner. You should be mounting cunts and saving them the stress if having to get wet in vain.

    So here I am on another boner blessed day, speaking as the activist for the rights of your dick with my Govip review. And yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it right, your penis, is that very important penis that shouldn’t go with plugging some holes. So is Govips.com just where you should take your boners for some eating when in Argentina? Here’s how to find out, keep reading this honest as fuck review from your dick’s best friend, and that’s me of course.

VIPs Deserve Special Treatment

    As a VIP when you walk into a place, you want to be treated specially. I don't know about you but I appreciate neat and clean places. GoVips is the name of this website and well, just as the name states, it turns out the site is really a clean one. The homepage is as clean as a shaved and waxed pussy waiting to be stuffed. The type you would love to bury your face inside, maybe. Everything from the structure, the widgets, icons and the instructions are easy to understand and follow. I would expect that any man who knows how to unclip a bra will navigate this site easily. Just in case you can't take off a female’s bra, not to worry, most girls hardly wear bras nowadays, thanks to global warming

    At the top right of the page is a menu icon that isn't of much use to a pervert in search of pussy. On the main homepage banner is a search near me button. This button and the list of buttons arranged on the main page will help you with sorting escort ads to find your choice. Options available to choose from include Sex in Argentina, Argentinian anal sex, Argentinian Oral sex, Argentinian massages and kisses in Argentina. I should however warn you that these buttons make use of your location to present results. Without your location you can't access most of the features on this site, and I found this crazy. This only means you can’t book a pussy in advance on this site before taking your flight to go lodge in it.

    As you scroll down the page, you will come across other interesting reads. But we didn't come here to read. I'll give a big thumbs up to the brilliant designer of this website. A guy like this deserves a good head and a fresh butts to plunge every day.

VIP Cunts Or Nothing

    For a site called GoVIPs I was expecting sophisticated luxury escorts who fuck like they want to go home with your dick. I won't say the escorts here are poor but they are basically average. I really had high expectations for the kind of sluts I would see here. But one thing is for sure, you definitely will enjoy fucking these holes.

    You also won't find many escort ads here but the few you will find are very detailed. Escorts provide a brief description of themselves, phone numbers for contact, tags of the services they offer and social media handles in some cases. While the escorts here are not equally as detailed, some managed to be really detailed in their profiles. However, overall, the profiles here are not bad looking at all, although the babes are nothing near being luxurious.

    One feature I like about this website is the Govips chat. With this you can connect with the escorts easily. Again there are reviews from dicks who have had their balls eaten to pleasurable shreds on this site, and so that’s some sort of assurance that you won’t get a grandma gobbling your cock when what you saw on the profile was an 18 year old.

Rates For The X Rated Stuff Here

    Going rates, going rates, going rates! The deciding factor at the end of the day. Good looking asses at good rates are just the best thing that could happen to a horny soul. So what exactly do the babes here charge as their going rates?

    Well, there’s the 18 year old Angela, who really does look like an angel blessed with tits and an ass that could make you lose your brains. She offers escort services only and charges 70,000 Pesos/ 356 USD for 1 hour. That’s crazy high if you ask me.

    But there are also escorts like Martina, who offers services including stripping, massages, sex, and company only. Martina charges 50,000 Pesos/ 250 USD for 1 hour.

    Rates here are not the best if you ask me.

What I Think

    I had serious hopes when I saw the homepage of this website coupled with the name. VIP can easily mean taste to me. The girls here should be classy but they look average. Escort ads are also few. You might not find what you are looking for here.