GotPorn

GotPorn.com

    Remember what it was like in the 90s when you had to sweat like a pig and beg like a slave before your buddy would hand over his beloved collection of smut that he had stolen from his dad? Well, Gotporn.com kinda reminds me of guys like that, not for anything they have done or are doing. It is just one of those days!
Here’s my Gotporn.com review and yes, they have enough porn to choke a galloping steed and petrify a wallowing donkey!

Get Your Porn All Ye Faithful!

    Gotporn fancies itself as the center of existence of all wanking beings. Let’s pretend they are as right as rain and as adorable as a cute virgin slut choking on a BBC that’s shortly going to do some severe damage to her dear privates!

    Their website follows the standard format and the only thing about it that surprises is that there isn't any more eye candy for those who get off on that. The site design is clean, classy, and functional, and minimalistic too. White is the background color and that always makes stuff look cool.

    Video image thumbnails here arranged in rows of 5, with free videos, featured videos, categories, and recently added video sections. There are 12,718 pages of smut on Gotporn and with this, you don’t need any soothsayer to tell you that the site has enough XXX to meet all possible needs, wants, fancies and whatnot. Most videos are short though, with 8 minutes being the average runtime.

    Now, an option at the top left of all pages allows switching the porn from straight to gay or lesbian and within a hairsbreadth of this is a search bar without advanced search functionalities. The site logo occupies the top middle section of all pages and is both unpretentious and colorful. I like it and can imagine hypnotizing a nun with it and having my evil way with her!

    At the upper right are Upload and Login options. Needless to say, only members can upload content and membership is free. All you need to sign up here is to think up a name and password and input your email. They say the latter is not necessary, but I was unable to sign up here without providing my email.

Videos, Tabs, and More Porn

    Videos, categories, channels, pictures, webcams, and casino are the tabs that Gotporn wants to change your cumming life with, and these are replicated at the bottom of all pages. Also in that location is an option to switch to mobile view and yeah, this works as advertised.

    Tapping the Casino tab will open a new page on which Bitstarz.com loads. They are said to be a Bitcoin casino and I do not care a rolling fart about that because I am on Gotporn.com to wank away my sorrows, rather than to gamble away the last of my stimulus check! The Webcams tab also loads on a new page and it’s there you will see sluts on Gotporncams doing their thing and convincing you to throw some greenbacks their way.

    Tap the Pictures tab for loads of artistic image galleries. Most ladies here are not nude, but their pose and the quality of their images are enough to get you picking out a few for blowing up and posting on your walls. Images can be liked and shared on social media, but you have to be logged in for that.

    Fake Driving School, Analized, Lesbea, Latina Fuck Tour, Granny Loves Black, Extreme Teens, and Exploited Teens are just a tiny sample of the XXX channels hosted by the Channels tab. The channels here fill up 110 pages and there must be a few thousand of them, most of which sound like they came from the most depraved fantasies of an incel!

    Logged in? Then you can quickly, freely, and easily subscribe to any XXX channel you like. And yeah, I must confess to having embarked on a subscribing spree unprecedented in the history of mankind! Go ahead and sue for that if you dare!

    Regarding XXX categories, there are plentiful categories in the Categories tab. These are alphabetically arranged and the number of videos in each category is indicated. 720p, high definition, and fucking are the most content-packed categories. Dunno what to make of that!

    Now, hovering your cursor over the video tab means you can sort videos by the newest, longest, top-rated, recommended, most viewed, and HD. Or you can just click All Videos and get a random assortment of smut. One thing I quickly found out though is that videos all lack dates. So, guessing the content update frequency on Gotporn is more of a hit-and-miss exercise.

    Damn! There are Hentai and JAV XXX categories here! Christmas came early again for sure! The titles in the JAV section are extremely generic and the genitalia in some videos are censored. Still, if you are interested in JAV XXX like I am, then these are some sample titles to drool over: Hinano JAV Model Fucked Till Exhaustion, JAV Risky Train Sex With Busty Cheating Wife Subtitled and JAV Office Girl Yamakawa Fucks Uncensored Hairy Pussy.

    Yamakawa indeed has a hairy pussy that’s fat enough to swallow a baguette! This video of her in action was taken from ExploitedTeenAsia and is above 12 minutes long. She’s shown riding a dick in the cowgirl position, before being turned onto her stomach and fucked and then flipped over again and drilled right in her fat and mewling cunt.

    Videos on Gotporn can be downloaded with a single click, shared, rated, and added to your list of favorites, and more, but only if you are logged in. The video player is very basic and choosing the quality of what you are watching is not possible. Videos appear to be of 720p quality though and that’s good enough for the purpose.

What I Think of GotPorn

    Gotporn ticks plenty of boxes, but its lack of full HD content in this day and age is as shocking as the appearance of a virgin in an Ohio maternity ward! I would recommend it, but not very heartily.