GoldGayTV

GoldGay.TV

    A gold gay is a rich gay, I reckon and that fucker better have two dozen yachts, or I am gonna report him to the cops for being a poseur! Anyway, GoldGay.tv is one of those free gay porn sites that does a hella job of sating your present and future need to see guys gobbling dicks and taking throbbing truncheons up where the sun never shines! This place is raw, sinfully amazing, a bit addictive, and packed with more lengthy boners than you can see at any BBC convention!

    But I am getting a bit ahead of myself. Here is my GoldGay.tv review. Read this and weep, if you are so gay you gotta sleep with a cock in your mouth to keep insomnia at bay!

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    GoldGay.tv is staid ASF. It has the kind of XXX site look that we have all seen too much of and the content thumbnails are the only engaging/exciting thing to be witnessed. Despite the site name implying so, there are precious little gold accents or flashy design elements on show here and I would say that this free gay porn site is badly due for a visual update. Hell, I promise to throw a free party with free coke you can snort off nude models when that happens!

    Like I was saying, you get an excess of content thumbnails on this free gay porn site. These have the runtime, title, upload date, and number of views listed. But while these are large ASF, they are not glossy and do not have preview features, which sucks sheep butt crack! Average runtimes are great though, with an impressive number of videos being over 20 minutes.

    As for user options, they are right atop the homepage and consist of the usual suspects. First of all is a basic search menu that runs across almost the entire width of the homepage. Dunno what the fuckers who own this place expect folks to do with such a long-ass tool. Or maybe the intent is to humiliate site visitors by intimidating them with a search menu that’s longer than their dicks!

    Apart from the search thing, you get a language menu with 7 supported languages, including English, and an apparent Light/Dark mode switch that currently seems to be on vacation. The other user options let you filter content, models, and XXX channels by varied parameters and there’s even an Upload mode that lets you upload stuff.

    I tried my hand at uploading amateur videos from my PC, but all I got were warnings that what I was uploading was too large for this place to handle. Yeah, the maximum upload size allowed here is 500 MB and you can only upload pro-level XXX, not amateur stuff shot on a phone from 2013 and playable in the kind of quality that’s gonna give viewers week-long migraines!

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    GoldGay.tv has a daily upload policy, just like any good porn site that makes a conscious effort to give their viewers a constant stream of wankable material. So, if you got a boner loaded with milk you wanna save up till the middle of this year, this might not be the kind of site to jump into!

    By the way, here are some of the most popular stuff at the time of this review: Uncut Cock Diego Striptease, Wild Threesome Jackoff, Red Shirt Fucker, Do Not Tell My Wife, Two Schlongs For A Hungry Gap, Teen Takes BBC Ramrod, Daddy Guy Getting An Education, Unprotected Gangbang, My Brother’s Gigantic Rod, Morning Raw Sex, Mom Is Not At Home and Can’t Keep A Secret. Mom's Not At Home was uploaded 3 years ago and had a 75% approval rating. Runtime was 27:20 and just from the name alone, you can guess what the movie was all about and be 95 percent correct, plus 99 percent erect!

    Roommates Are Nailing was the top-rated gay fuck video at the time of this free gay porn site review. This fucker had over 130k views and had been uploaded 4 years ago. That meant it was getting a bit over 30K views yearly, which was an absolutely shitty number that makes me want to bend over and wail my guts out! Like what in the actual gay butt fuck is going on here that the top rated video on this site failed to garner millions of views and thousands of comments?

    Anyway, the Roommate video had a 90 percent approval rating and a 39-minute runtime. And it had hot roommates stripping, sucking each other’s cocks and fucking. There was also some ass-eating, doggy-style fuck, and boner bouncing and you could say that the fellas in the video really went out of their way to give their penises a slippery workout to be proud of!

    So, you can comment on and rate videos on this gay porn site and all without needing to register. Playback options are extremely basic though and videos seem to be pegged at 480p/HD quality. Most videos are perfectly watchable in full screen mode too and I can swear on all that’s holy and ultra fuckable that y’all ain't ever gonna experience playback issues worth the name. Plus I gotta remind y'all that pro-level stuff is mostly what's available here and if you want amateur gay XXX, you should go look through the Amateur gay porn section. That said, the fuckers who run this place don’t seem to be fans of direct video downloads and that sucks worse than an amateur Asian twink with an overbite would!

    And oh, I ain’t really sure how much stuff there is on this gay XXX site, with that being the kind of information that the Gold Gay admins are keeping rather close to their bouncy tits!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Gold Gay

    Gold Gay seems rather intent on winning the Basic Olympics. It provides average fun and thrills and should be okay for most purposes. But recommending it is something I would rather eat a basket of frozen onions than do!