GirlsGoneWild.com
Girls Gone Wild sounds like the title of a hit movie starring the likes of an impossibly young and cute Angelina Jolie, plus an irresistibly smooth-faced and sexy Hugh Grant, with the plot being focused on wild sex in mid-century England, where every adult is determined to act like they had never before never seen an engorged nipple! Boob matters apart, the Girls Gone Wild on my screen at the moment is a lesbian porn site where cocks are banned and coochie munching is a way of life and source of limitless joy!
Here’s my GirlsGoneWild.com review. Read it and weep if wild chicks are the kind you are always in the mood to knock your boner sideways into!
Lesbian Porn Sites and Their Wild Ass Ways!
Someone on Girls Gone Wild must have heard me moaning all of last year about porn sites with tiny content thumbnails and gone a bit overboard by making the thumbnails here about as big as school buses! Yeah, the uncharacteristically large size of the content thumbnails on this lesbian porn site is one of the most noticeable things about it. These thumbnails also have preview features, but could do with a bit more gloss.
Thumbnails apart, this lesbian porn site has a simple, spacious, and open look. There’s no pizzazz here, but everything looks good and everything is right where you need it to be.
As an example, all the site features are atop the homepage and not at the sides, the bottom of the homepage or the between the ass cheeks of the site admin. There are Videos, Models, Tags, Studios, and sign-up/login links atop the page. Also featured is a search menu that lets you filter stuff by nationality, tag, studios, relevance, and models. You can choose multiple options at the same time and while the search option is not as advanced as I would have loved it to be and does not let you filter content by pornstar characteristics, it’s still better than the search menus you will find on most other XXX sites.
The featured tags and studios are only sorted alphabetically by default. But for the chicks, you can filter their buttholes by nationality, tag, popularity, sex, and alphabetically. Clicking the Sex option also lets you check out male, trans, gay, and female XXX stars and the small number of male and shemale XXX that’s on this platform.
And oh, on the bottom of the site homepage is an Archive link. With this, you can access content uploaded from this year to the early years of this century.
I also gotta note that just about everything here is professionally shot and edited. So, this is not the kind of lesbian porn site where you go to have fun with amateur lesbian stuff.
Registration Matters of A Lesbian Nature!
Registering here is free and speedy, and it’s via your Google account. But there sure does not seem to be much direct benefit to being a member. Even with a membership card, you can’t comment on content, directly download videos, chat, and interact with other members and that kind of stuff.
Plus there’s a paid membership plan. This fucker costs 28.8 Euros monthly and gets you a month paid membership of the original Girls Gone Wild studio. That sure is a lot of money for material of what seems to be of nonexclusive and middling quality, which can be easily found on other porn sites.
Girls Gone Wild Like They Always Do!
This is a lesbian porn site, remember? That means there’s less cocks on show here than there’s evidence of commonsense in Florida!
Anyway, you get a large number of recommended videos on the homepage by default. You can scroll to the bottom of the homepage and tap the Load More option to get more of these. Or you can access the pull-down menu on the Videos tag and check out the newest and most popular XXX. These were among the most popular XXX at the time of this review: Amber Is Fisting Me Till I Squirt, Kinkiest Lesbian MILFs, Big Asshole MILF Playing With Ping Pong Balls, Two Superb Asses Fart In Your Face- POV Double Farting By Kira and Sofi, Blonde and Brunette Lesbians Eat Each Other Out, Hardcore Lesbian Impact Play and Playful and Angelic Taegan Summers Fucks Herself Silly With A Dildo.
I checked out the Ping Pong video and it turned out to be about a fat kitty slut by the name of Helena Moeller, who was determined to stuff tennis balls in her asshole and then fish them out while grimacing and moaning for all she was worth! That was a bit disturbing, but I would pay to see her repeat the same trick with a wheelbarrow full of unwashed Idaho spuds! Or a ripe pineapple!
There’s something though- this is actually a paid porn site. What that means in practice is that unless you fork over the required 28.8 Euros monthly, all that you are gonna get when you click on a video is a 10-30 second trailer. It doesn’t matter if you go to the site archives and choose videos from 2008 and earlier. You still gotta pay for a month’s membership to see full videos and that sucks sheep balls in tartar sauce!
What ThePornGuy Thinks of Girls Gone Wild
Well, I think the site owner/admin has clearly gone insane and a meeting should be arranged between his noggin and multiple empty beer bottles or jam! They want you to pay to access what does not seem to be original content and even when you pay, you can’t download what you paid for and watch it when you please.
That does not look like a good deal to me at all and the way things are, I sure would rather stand in the face of a charging rhino with a target painted on my belly, than recommend Girls Gone Wild!