GirlsFinishingTheJob

r/GirlsFinishingTheJob

    Who’s guilty of making our cocks rise and impatiently scream at the sky? Girls of course. And who should be responsible for making sure them boners are milked as dry as can be? The same girls of course.

    Yeah, them chicks better be finishing whatever they start. I guess that means if you are walking down the street and see a thot in a mini skirt so short that your dick gets hard at the thought of grabbing her ass cheeks and plunging into whatever hole meets it first, that thot has full responsibility for finishing you off and she better get to it right quick or the FBI will be after her for malicious advertisement and the like!

    Okay fellas, here is my r/GirlsFinishingTheJob review and y’all are invited to read it and weep, or risk being taken up the creek and made to sit on a stick!

Reddit GirlsFinishingTheJob And Cumming For Joy!

    A fucker on a football field who gets the ball and coolly slots it home into the net is what’s called a clinical finisher. And a Reddit thot who takes the cock that’s handed to her and sucks life and joy out of it is known as a mega-thotting finisher of unparalleled excellence! That right, fellas? Okay then, let’s get on with the rest of this GirlsFinishingTheJob review and get back to our permanent jobs of giving coochies a cumming finish!

    Now, GirlsFinishingTheJob is as bland as a granny’s chest and the navel-reaching titties that make that space their home! There’s no header or fancy color atop the page that clues you in on what this site is about. The only possible clue is in the About Community box which proudly states that this is a subreddit where nude chicks do all they can to make a fella cum. More grease to them babes and I am fully in support of their cum-encouraging activities and all that, but an attractive header would have been a nice touch.

    Membership is a reasonable 2.6 million and at the time of this review, an impressive 3,400 members happened to be online and presumably doing as much wanking as their right hand could be encouraged to get up to! How much wanking is that? I reckon is it enough to lead to a Vaseline and lube shortage in the nearest future! So, better stock up, fellas, and before this weekend too.

    User options here are standard and there are rules and regs to keep an eye on. These rules stipulate the posting of videos or GIFs only, rather than the pictures so many wanking Redditors are used to, with content featuring fake cum being removed by the mods at near the speed of light. These mods are listed at the right of the page and if you are a fun fucker like me, then message them with a proposal about their selling you nudes of their coed sisters, cousins, and former significant others!

Girls Like It Cum Covered!

    r/GirlsFinishingTheJob seems to have it all- a couple million members and content up the kazoo. But all is not as it seems and you could say there’s trouble in paradise.

    It didn’t take much digging to uncover the fact that the content upload pace here doesn’t make much sense when considering the membership numbers. There are, for example, hours when only a single piece of content was uploaded and other hours when nothing was uploaded. 1 to 2 new content per hour seems to be the average and that’s extremely disappointing for an OG site like this.

    User engagement is also average and there are lots of content with zero or a single comment. That wouldn’t be happening if this was a subreddit with members who are justifiably crazy about everything that’s posted. So I guess that the fellas who have membership cards that are stamped with the name of this subreddit are not all that happy with chicks who finish the job and still want a last fuck!

    Okay. Here are a few of the hottest content titles on Reddit GirlsFinishingTheJob: Watch Till End, She Extracts A Big Load From A Dick Using Her Teeth, All Of My Love, Focused On Each Other As They Finished The Job, On My Knees and Ready To Serve Some Handjobs and Draining My Roommate. The latter was a short video of a nude chick on her knees, who’s engaged in the main business of cum milking. You could say she’s a milk maid and be right as rain!

    She Needs A Hand had a couple of chicks and a guy on a bed. One of these chicks was rubbing her snatch like she was trying to light a match in a rainforest, while the other was manhandling an erect cock too disinterestedly for my liking. I would have cum up her nose and penetrated her liver if it was my boner she was jerking off like that, before turning her over and filling her asshole with so much hard meat that her rectum would have choke itself near to death on such a largesse!

    Crazy Karen Makes Everyone Cum So Hard was more of the same in that it had another wild and screaming chick jerking a cock as it sprayed cum in her mouth and on her body. Yeah, there’s a lot of cock gobbling and flute blowing here and precious little actual sex.

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of GirlsFinishingTheJob

    Reddit GirlsFinishingTheJob can’t help but be mediocre. There’s no compelling need to recommend this subreddit and its content isn’t all that particularly exciting and alluring. So, I won’t be pasting my incomparable seal of approval on r/GirlsFinishingTheJob and ain't gonna change my mind even if all the mods of this particular subreddit offer me their adult female relatives for a year and a half of free pussy hammering!