GifMeat

GifMeat.com

    Let’s see what my Gifmeat.com review has to say about this site. When a site combines “GIF” with “meat” and you’re a straight fella, you have to hope it’s not a site filled with dicks of every kind shown in slow-motion artsy GIFs, I hadn’t been on the site before so I wouldn’t know yet.

    What the people wanted to see was voluptuous asses, big round titties and bitches absolutely devoted to making jerkers wanna get into the GIF just to find some relief. Let’s see if this site can offer us something like that.

Overdose Of Blowjob GIFs!

    Porn GIFs as a form of art needs to be studied in every university in the world because there is something about it that just makes you want to turn your dick into a painting tool. That’s because they cut out all the annoying parts that would make you pull the hair out of your nuts in impatience and they leave only the parts that wankers would love to see. I was genuinely excited to see what this site offers as I stepped into the site.

    The site came in light mode so I immediately recoiled as soon as I stepped in like someone that has been hit in the face with a close-up pic of a retired neighborhood slut’s over-used pussy. I looked and looked but there was no way to switch to dark mode. That was a bright red flag for me but I was willing to overlook it thanks to the first GIF that was auto-playing in the background. I’ll let the light mode slide for now.

    Did I mention that I have a thing for GIF sites that auto-play smut? Some other sites would settle for making you play each video individually and stressfully. It was a pleasure to keep scrolling down and seeing more of the GIFs. There were bitches of every color represented. There was interracial action and other things. I couldn’t wait to see what other goodies they may have in a section for their categories, assuming they had one.

GIF Your Meat A Treat?

    I noticed that were was a whole lot of their interracial smut of different kinds. After that first GIF, I saw where a lady was swallowing BBC like a greedy bitch, I saw the next one where 3 grown BBCs were filling up every vacant hole on this white princess, the rest were even more graphic in a smutty way. Maybe the fella in charge of this likes to go back home and watch his loving wife get fucked by a BBC while we sit in the corner jerkin’ it with his lotion.

    The menu was a mess because it didn’t have any normal options that I am used to, some of the options were bizarrely named. I saw options like; Date Hottest Girls, Best Big Tit Pictures, Get Hard Get Huge, Hottest Wives, Free Webcam Girls, and Real Amateur Clips. It seemed it was someone who didn’t speak English as a first language who wrote them because I saw errors in spelling here and there.

    “Get Hard, Get Huge!” That was a section I knew I had to check out because of the name alone. When I clicked on it I was taken to a page that contained secret ingredients sold in Viagra and Cialis. I couldn’t care less about this section and I couldn’t trust that the meds won’t make your dick fall off. After seeing the price on their stuff I knew I had to quickly run back to the GIF site where all the GIFs are free to watch.

Smash Gifmeat Or Pass?

    Gifmeat was very simplistic in its approach to porn site design. They made sure not to add any extra design or option that would be pleasing to the eye. Since you came for GIFs, that is all they are gonna stuff you with. I expected to see categories showing me all the different categories I already knew plus the new freakier ones that would give me a mind orgasm before any other kind of orgasm. This site feels like walking and wanking in a maze.

    I went back to the homepage to see some more GIFs and every time I reached the end, another round of GIFs appeared. I clicked on a blowjob GIF to see if I’ll be taken to another page with tags or anything that’ll replant the lack of categories on the site: There are no tags to replace categories so don’t come around here thinking you will find any comfort on this site, it is a crime here, they want you scrolling endlessly on this half-baked site.

    I didn’t see any more reason to be on the site after I had seen that they didn’t have anything else to offer. It was a boring site and it looked like one of those types that only get exciting when you find the exit option to leave the site for good. The site may as well still be under construction because it didn’t look right. With a couple more necessary features, the site may be habitable at that time.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Gifmeat

    There was no easy way to enjoy this site, it was not only half-baked, the baker in charge had a lot of crack before commencing baking. The site lacked a lot of the features to assist the good people visiting in navigating their way around the site. There were no categories to draw inspiration from. To put it simply; this porn site was torture in a GIF format and I don’t think I would wanna be back on it again.