Gelbooru

Gelbooru.com

    Get your private parts out because you are gonna be checking out my Gelbooru.com review. Keep your private parts in their place if you are not a fan of Hentai content like some kind of monk. But, for those who enjoy the sweet pleasure of watching hentai Waifus get absolutely wrecked by a dick that is bigger than her entire body. 

    So, keep your eyes locked on this review and pay close attention and you’ll find out if this site can make our privates sing with joy.

Peeking Under The Site’s Skirt!

    I went to the site with my balls filled up and in desperate need of some release but that didn’t mean I was gonna accept a shitty site. That’s why I was more than a bit disappointed to see a bright site with no refuge for my eyes. It also looked very simple. I’m not sure I was okay with that type of design because I had known and loved Hentai sites that are very colorful and filled with random Hentai bitches. They did have Hentai girls holding numbers that I assume to be the amount of content they had.

    I was able to find out that this site had been around since 2007. They were veterans in the services of Hentai and I felt like that was more than enough time for them to come up with a site design that would be pleasing to my eyes. Also, I happened to catch the sight of multiple internet STDs also known as Ads. Imagine you’re trying to know a bitch and get into her wet ass pussy but there’s an Ad showing up in your face every time you try to get to that pussy.

    While the homepage may look as bare as fuck, once you click on the search icon and look for what is on your mind then you’ll find the site way more acceptable. So you can simply type something like “Ass crack” and voila, you’ll get a whole bunch of images of Hentai bitches with their ass cracks on full display. You can search for more sexier options if you want and I’m sure you now understand a bit about how this Hentai site works.

    There was an option on the homepage named “My Account”. I clicked on it and was shown where to sign up for an account with them and where to log in. They did say you can access about 90% of the site without an account but if you’re a curious fucker then it would eat you up not being able to access the remaining 10% of whatever the fuck they could be hiding from you. Signing up is a pretty straightforward process that wouldn’t take too long to complete.

Sticking My Curious Meat Deeper!

    They had a section for comments and when I clicked on it they were able to explain that user comments are “mostly” unmoderated. That simply means you shouldn’t act shocked if you see a comment that shakes you up and makes you wanna throw up. But they said that if you spam their site with useless comments or advertisements for another site then they would have to step in and stomp you on the nuts. Yeah, forget your nuts being stomped, you’ll get banned from contributing to the site again.

    The heart of this site is its Tags section which I found after clicking on the menu in the top right of the page. I won’t even lie, it was a little confusing seeing the tags divided into Name and Type. You’re gonna want to ignore anything you don’t understand and focus on what would lead to you bursting a nut instead. I saw tags like; Grin, Brown hair, Upper teeth only, Pokemon(Creature), Character hair ornament, Sleeves past wrist, etc. They added how much content they had for each tag.

    I clicked on a Tag for multicolored hair out of sheer curiosity and the first thing I saw was an Ad showing a big cock and a woman that had been jizzed on. Below that was another Ad promoting a live cam sex site. The pictures I actually came for were smaller compared to the size of the Ads. This put the priorities of the site’s runners into perspective. They care more about making money than about us bursting satisfactory nuts. However, I did enjoy seeing the pictures.

    The images I was shown were of high quality and the bitches I was seeing almost made me consider replacing my harem of real bitches with these multi-colored hair hentai waifus. When you click on the pictures they get expanded and you get to the view in a larger format. You’re allowed to edit, leave a comment, and favorite the picture. They even offered to show me more pictures like it. It was safe to say that I had a lot of fun on the hentai site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Gelbooru

    This site was a rollercoaster ride of love and hate but I ended up fully loving the site. Their huge amount of content was enough to win my dick over and the quality of what I saw was what the wank doctor ordered. I liked the vast amount of tags I saw and the ability to comment and let the world know that a hentai bitch made me burst a glorious nut. I would certainly be recommending this site to y’all!