Gaytail

Gaytail.com

    Gaytail sounds a bit like the act of sticking your business into the asshole of your male sex partner, with this selfless act giving them a bit of a tail they can wag and beat mosquitoes to death with! For sure, this gay porn site sure sounds distinctive and you can almost bet that the site admins have gay tails in them that are several BBC lengths long! How they sit with that all up in their business is what I would give an arm and a leg to see on video and in 4K quality no less!

    Anyway, here is my Gaytail.com review. May it get you the tail of your dreams this weekend and may that not cost you a pretty penny, or an ass-wiped pound!

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    Well, fellas, I am rather disappointed at the moment. See, the thing with porn sites and gay porn sites is that those with the most unique and thoughtful names often have great-looking websites that are put together with enough care and attention to shame a master jeweller. But someone must have failed to explain all that to the admins of Gaytail, because what I am looking at right now is uglier than Satan’s asshole could ever hope to be, after losing a battle with a dynamite explosion this Halloween!

    Yeah, Gaytail.com looks like shit and it’s assuredly not the kind of shit from a celeb asshole that you might wanna scoop off a plate, pinch your nose shut and nibble at. This site well could have been put together by a paraplegic using his nose hairs to control the mouse cursor! Either that or the whole design was inspired by a snow-pissing contest the site admins lost against a two-year-old!

    Anyway, you get zero pizzazz and eye candy here, with the site background being the kind of black that black holes have nightmares about and go to their priests for assistance with. At the top left is the site logo and it looks like a winged and haloed chicken that fell off the oven it was just shoved into! You just know you are gonna get a lethal dose of salmonella poisoning if you stare too hard at that logo!

    There’s a basic search menu, and a total of 4 tabs, plus some tags and categories, as well as video sorting options on a vertical list at the left of the page. And that’s the main user options. Needless to mention, these are very inadequate and I have had XXX site designers shot for less!

    But my biggest pet peeve is the Gaytail homepage layout. For no reason that makes sense, like 70 percent of the homepage is empty. As in bare ASF. Scrolling from the top to the bottom of the homepage means you get lots of empty screen real estate staring at you and you might get to feeling like someone abandoned on a barren planet, with no hope of ever seeing home again!

    If the site designers didn’t have enough material to fill up the Gaytail homepage, then for a pert butt fuck’s sake, what stopped them from properly sizing the homepage of this gay porn site to the quantity of available material? The whole thing is just so disgustingly amateurish, and gives off the kind of I-don’t-give-a-shit attitude that got Lot’s wife a salty ass clapping that folks still can’t stop talking about many centuries later!

    I am giving Gaytail 1 out of 5 for site design and layout. Hell, that 1 is too much and they better make do with 0.1, or else!

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    The quartet of main tabs I mentioned earlier are Categories, Tags, Actors, and Blogs. Clicking the latter does zero though and you could say it is for decoration. You do get 5 pages of alphabetically arranged actors list when you click the Actors tab and if you were expecting this place to have pornstar profiles/bios, then I got a bridge over the Arctic to sell you and you better pony up the cash when I tell you!

    Thankfully, both the Tags and Categories options perform as expected. The XXX tags and categories are arranged alphabetically by default. But you can’t sort categories by popularity, number of videos, rating, and that sort of thing. Video sorting can however be performed by utilizing the Newest, Best, Most Viewed, Longest, and Random options at the left of the homepage. Talking of the longest, you get around 15 videos here of over an hour duration and there seem to be loads of videos that exceed 20 minutes.

    Here are some newest video titles: Sexual Adventures of Gay Hunters Vol 23, Hospital Intern Fixes A Hard Cock With His Mouth, The Memory of Them Having Hot Sex, Czech Hunter 650, Cute Twink Boys Enjoy A Bareback Threesome Fuck, Hot Gay Boy Has Bareback Anal Sex With BBC, Daddy Breeds Submissive Young Twink and Young Blond Twink Over Naps and Gets Fucked Hard. And oh, Czech Hunter stuff seems to be very popular here and if you click on the Most Viewed option, the first 4 pages are exclusively Czech Hunter videos.

    Anyway, I had some trouble getting some videos on the gay XXX site to play and no, it did not seem to be a browser or VPN issue. Generally, if a video thumbnail does not have preview features, it won’t play here. The Hospital Intern video was among those I checked out. Runtime was 12 minutes and the action took place in a tiny studio that had been not very convincingly set up to look like a hospital front desk. The fuckathon that went down was decent enough though.

    Now, playback options here are very basic and there are no direct download options. Video ratings are allowed though.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Gaytail

    Y’all can go and tell Santa that I would rather he catapulted his sled and its horned crew into my bum than recommend this shit of a gay porn site!