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    You should be reading my Fuckcelebs.net review and that is how you get a decent wank instead of falling in potholes while wanking. I’m gonna analyze and interrogate this site like it’s a terrorist or something.

    When the name of your site is “Fuck celebrities”, we all can’t help but think about if the creator hates the shit out of celebrities, wants to bang celebrities, or maybe both? This site will definitely be fucked if it doesn’t live up to expectations.

Finding My Way To Fuckcelebs!

    When a site tells you it has celeb nudes, you have to wonder if these are leaked nudes or if it is a movie sex scene. Lots of wankers around the world would donate their last nut to a good sex scene. When I got on Fuckcelebs for the first time, my question was answered, the first thing I saw was a thumbnail showing a sex scene involving two women. They listed the names of the actresses but they were about as famous as my toenails. I wasn’t disappointed, I still had more shit to check out.

    The site’s design didn’t fit what it was fighting for, it would have better fitted a gossip blog but what do I know about site design? The colors were a mix of white and black and that did wonders for the eyes because I didn’t feel the familiar discomfort of entering a bright white porn site with no protection at all. Most of the movies that the sex scenes were extracted from were European and very niche. You would have probably never thought to watch the movies at any point in time.

    I thought this site was only meant to show movie sex scenes but I was pleasantly surprised to find leaked sex tapes of some very hot celebrities. I had only seen two such videos on the homepage and now I was determined to find more leaked sex tapes. I needed to know if it was a fluke or maybe this site knew how to provide double pleasures. It turned out to be a fluke because I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find more leaked videos like that. Now, that was disappointing.

    Since I knew their focus on this site was sex scenes, I switched my focus to that as well. I wanted to see what type of smut they would be able to amuse me with after leading my dick on a wild goose chase with their leaked sex tape stunt. That’s why I looked in their menu and had an option to take me to their Most Viewed section. If there were any videos that would make me love this site, they had to be there. Also, I didn’t like being cock-teased by those sex tapes so I needed a new distraction.

Wanking In The Direction Of The Stars!

    Their most viewed video only had half a million views and that showed me that this site may not be as popular as I thought. Their next video had about 200 thousand views. But I’m not here to talk about numbers because only Accountants would get horny for that. I found a video showing “Real Sex” from Hollywood. That caught my interest because it would be just as good as a sex tape watching these Hollywood actresses take a real dick like they’re trying to win an Oscar in the category of smut.

    As I clicked on the video I was instantly taken to Mr Skin’s site and dropped off there like a cargo. They didn’t even lead me to the smut I wanted to watch. That was very annoying, to say the least. I was not gonna let myself be enticed by Mr Skin’s site because I know it would be an upgrade to Fuckcelebs and I may not quickly return to the site of my review today. I went back to find another video to watch in hopes of not being stressed out like this first time.

    I found another video that redirected me to Mr Skin again but I found another that played on the site. You’ll have to deal with this kind of thing if you decide to come to this site for your fapping needs. The video played without any Ads to display their assholes to distract us. There were details of the video for those curious. I learned that the video I was watching featured two hot French actresses and they weren’t lesbians in real life but in that sex scene, you could almost bet your balls that they are lesbians.

    I was finally able to understand why I was seeing videos posted on other sites. Fuckceleb showed “Partner Sites Videos”. They clearly had a policy of showing videos from Mr Skin and I wasn’t sure what their rewards were. Maybe they got paid for that or maybe Mr Skin gives them access to content that would immediately send them for their lotion. I was content with the site and knew that it had nothing else to offer me. It had passed The Porn Guy’s test even though it wasn’t with flying colors.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Fuckcelebs

    Fuckcelebs would not stand out as a beacon of hope for lovers of movie sex scenes. It has features that you would find easily on another site but it still has its charms. I particularly liked how easily it took to load their sex scenes. I liked that I didn’t have to watch unnecessary parts of the movie to get to the sex scene. I also liked the occasional sex tape on the site. Does the site get a recommendation from me? Even though it wasn’t perfect, it does!