Flingster

Flingster.com

    I can boldly tell you that the only things I ever fling around are the snot from my clogged nostrils. On occasion though, I do spend the night at my girlfriend’s place and you can be sure I fling my cock into her snatch with enough force to break off a chunk of granite!

    Now, time to review a video sex chatting site called Flingster.com. This is apparently the kind of site where people spend hours flinging insults, jokes, and sex talk at each other like teenagers at the full moon!

    Ready for my Flingster.com review? Then buckle up and chain your raging emotions and the upstanding boner it is fueling!

A Fling Or Two Comes In Handy!

    Oh dear, this adult video chat site sure does have a very swell homepage! The background of the page is taken up by a sultry image of a lady posing in her underwear. If only she could fling her coochie at me in appreciation for this review!

    The first time you get to the site you will be asked to choose your preferred gender and what you are interested in. There is a FAQ and About Us page at the top of the site, in case you need reassurance as to what exactly this live streaming adult chat site is all about. So, I clicked that I identified as a male and my interests included love, dirty and horny. I then clicked on the button that says I agreed to the Terms & Conditions and pressed the Start Chatting button.

    What followed was a reminder that the site is solely for those 18-years and above. I was then asked to agree to the activation of my laptop mike and camera and I did. Well, instead of what I signed up for, I got live streams of horny and nude fellas wanking away, with no single girl in sight. All I can say is there sure are a lot of horny wanksters floating around!

    The top right of the page I was on had Stop, Start, Girls, Genders, and Country options and at the bottom right of this is a space where you can type text and send it to the people you are video calling. Since I was not interested in watching horny makes wanking, I clicked the Girls option, only to be told to login into my Google account or register with my email. Doing this didn’t help matters.

    So I clicked the Gender option and Female Only. Unfortunately, that triggered a pop-up banner that said I had to pay $6.99 a week, $19.99 a month, or $14.99 monthly for 6 months to chat up girls on the site. I was not in the mood to pay money for the privilege of access to girls I could video chat and tease, so off I went to wank with the vegetable oil in my kitchen!

    In my view, Flingster should have been more open with the fact that unless you pay, it won’t connect you with hot girls. It instead advertises itself as a site where all can come and live chat themselves into insensibility. Well, I don't think that is really true.

What I Think of Flingster

    Well, I had fantasies of blowing terabytes of data live chatting the hottest females in the world to ever put on a pair of lace panties! Instead, Flingster com made a point of consistently matching me with horny males who mostly won’t show their face and always have their dick in their hands like they were born that way!

    To say I am disappointed would be an understatement and I am frankly so mad I could fling a telephone pole into the first open pussy I see on my way to work today! See, if you are not into girls and don’t mind chatting with fellas who wank like it is their birthright, then a site like Flingster has its benefits. If on the other hand you are only interested in matching up with hot girls, flattering them like there’s no tomorrow, and convincing them to show you what their cunt looks like, then I don’t think Flingster is for you. Unless of course, you are ready to be coughing out regular amounts of money for that.