EutTube

EutTube.com

    Say Euttube out loud fellas. Notice how it sounds like “eww tube” or “butt tube”. Dunno if this was intentional or not. But it probably wasn’t, since this place is a Pinay porn site and the site name probably means something funky or freaky in the local language.

    Yes, a Pinay porn tube is what we have here and it has more than its fair share of amateurs showing the whole world how they discovered the wonders of sex and got clumsily good at it! And yeah, the amateur lean in evidence is a welcome break for those of y’all who have gotten tired of scripted porn from the stables of Brazzers and Blacked. Like there’s only too many times you can watch pro-level porn videos with scripts and dialogue that make no sense and sound like they were written by someone who got fucked brain-dead by their English teacher in high school!

    Here is my Euttube.com review. Read it and weep while you flick your chick through a hundred XXX positions per hour!

Amateurs Fuck A Duck To Bring Euttube To Life!

    Euttube.com looks like a boring piece of shit. But then this is an amateur porn site that does not seem eager or willing to play in the big leagues, so I am gonna cut them some slack.

    Now, it has a milky white kind of background color, content thumbnails arranged 5 abreast, and the usual set of user options. There are only 4 columns of content and that makes browsing speedier and easier.

    Atop this Asian porn site is the usual kind of search bar, with the site logo at the top left. This logo seems to have been borrowed from a movie company or something and takes the form of a film reel on a black background.

    The featured tabs are basic too and most could have been supplanted by a categories tab. Except these aren’t tabs.

    Apart from the Contact Us tab which has an email you can direct your concerns to, all the featured “tabs” are just direct ad links. And talking about ads, clicking on video thumbnails or pretty much anything else on this Asian porn site will often trigger pop-up ads. There’s nothing to be done about that, but you might consider cutting off your trigger finger and seeing if that works! Just joking, fellas!

    So, how do you sort stuff here? Well, a bit above the video page are options that enable content sorting by recentness, number of views, longest, random, and rating. And that’s it.

    That said, the videos here usually come with a few tags and this enables a somewhat crude form of content sorting.

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    This is a Pinay porn site, right? Well, unsurprisingly, just about everything here, including the video titles, is in the Filipino language. Also, nothing is dated and the content update pace is something the devil will only whisper into my ears as soon as I bribe him with an ass-clapping session by the one and only Moriah Mills!

    Now, Euttube.com has 24 pages of content of a predominantly amateur nature. A few videos appear multiple times in the collection and that’s either an honest mistake or a pathetic attempt to boost the size of the goodies on offer.

    The content titles here do not stand up very well to being translated into English. More often than not, you end up with something that makes little to no sense.

    Take Left To Evolve Into Sex for example. It had a 1:39 minute runtime and showed an extremely pretty Pinay chick lying on a bed with an Arsenal print. Her legs and arms were bound and she was moaning to raise sweet hell as her fat pussy was being fucked. Yeah, this slim slut had a surprisingly fat twat that would look more in place between the legs of chicks like Mimi Curvaceous. But then she’s slim and a lot of them slim girls grow fat around their twat, all the better to soak up jackhammer dick probings!

    After The Fuck He Can Sleep Soundly was an amateur shoot with a 2:56 runtime. This showed a slow and sensual fuck that changed pace to a somewhat frantic pounding. The chick here had nice tits and a nice-looking cunt. Her legs and body were fab too. I guess her pussy was the sugar-rich type that the FDA is always warning us about and I know that because the fella taking her to pound town nutted barely 2 minutes into the action. 2 minutes is not long enough to turn the innards of a slut to mush and I guess this is one particular chick that won’t be going home in a wheelchair!

    My Jumbo Bat Shakes When I Enter The House was lengthier at 7:07 minutes. One-third of the video was all about a baby-faced slut sucking on someone’s lollipop. She then sits while her partner rubs what seems like a mini vibrator on her twat. They then get nude and fuck and I gotta tell you that I seriously underestimated the tatas on this chick. Sure, they are not watermelon-sized, but they aren’t insignificant either, and pack more juiciness than your blender has ever whipped into being!

    Now, direct downloads are not enabled on this free Asian porn site and playback options are of the very basic type. Videos do load fast and play flawlessly and you don’t have to worry about fast-forwarding videos triggering pop-up ads. And oh, every video here is from a site called LootedPinay and I am not gonna worry myself about whether these videos were borrowed legally or not.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Euttube

    This is an amateur porn site that’s probably run by an amateur. Try to keep that in mind. Otherwise, you are gonna get angry enough to trash-talk the Euttube admin into a depressive episode so severe he’s gonna try to ass fuck his kissing cousin in the middle of the freeway while both are at a gallop!

    Seriously though, the only thing sweet about this Asian porn site is that it has stuff you might not see anywhere, except perhaps at LootedPinay. I cannot recommend Euttube, but it is worth a brief look.