EscortDirectory-USA

EscortDirectory-USA.com

    It seems like a new escort directory opens its doors every time you go to pee. That’s good and bad. Good in the sense that the diverse escort directories have an incentive to do things right to get visitors and you have a lot of directories to choose from and bad because an increased number of directories can lead to decreased escort quality, with most directories striving to be known for having the most escorts, rather than for having the best escorts.

    A review of an escort directory called EscortDirectory-USA.com is due today and here it is, you escort pussy pounders! Better gladly check out this EscortDirectory-USA.com review of mine, or I will go see a voodoo priest about making escort pussy scarce for y’all!

Pay For It And Cum In It!

    Well gents, as you all know, despite the existence of a frightful array of STIs, there are still some escorts who will let you cum in them without protection. While this might seem like an excellent deal, it is often a case of playing Russian roulette, precisely because you have zero idea as to what disease your escort is carrying and is in the mood to freely bless you with. Because of that, I would say it is advisable to treat every escort US who wants you to fuck her raw as a potential assassin that wants to kill you for your mama!

    Now, let’s turn to EscortDirectory-USA.com. The site is indeed all about US escorts and there are a lot of these on the homepage arranged by their state of residence. Prices are not usually listed in the featured escort profiles and when listed they can be on the high side, no doubt because of inflation and the consequent need to increase the amount previously paid for cunt thrashing by wobbly dicks!

    One US escorts profile in the Denver area was of an ebony goddess named Ashley. She has chocolate skin, thick thighs, big but firm ass, a toned body, curves everywhere, and a beautiful face. Ashley is supposedly a university graduate with 2 degrees and looks good for a 31-year-old. $400, $500, $900, $1,000, $1,500, $2,000, $2,500, $3,000 and $7,000 are what you have to fork over for boning her for 30 minutes, an hour, 1.5 hours, 2 hours, 3 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours, 12 hours and 2 days respectively.

    27-year-old Sophia on the other hand is a pretty girl-next-door redhead with nice tits, long legs, and a cute behind. $150, $250, $500, $700, $400, and $2,500 are her charges for 30 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, a dinner date, and an overnight fuckathon respectively. The above prices are for incalls though, with outcalls being from $50 to $200 more expensive.

    And then there’s Asia, an ebony BBW whose big behind could make Putin forget all about Ukraine for a week at the least! She is 27-year old, petite at 5’4” and open to fucking all races and drowning them in her cunt flow! Expect to cough up $650, $800, $1,500, $2,500, $5,000, and $10,000 for half an hour, an hour, two hours, 3 hours, a dinner date, and an overnight stay respectively that will let you explore every bit of that fat ass and fuck it into oblivion if you have one of those steel-hard cocks that is so clearly needs!

    Prices here are assuredly above the national average. Like right now, you could pull a chick from the street and fuck her for like $100 an hour. So, while I am all for the escorts USA on EscortDirectory-USA doing their thing, I wish them success in finding fellas who can pay high prices for the cunts they are carrying around!

The Escorts Of Cumming Gladness!

    Sorting options are rather threadbare on EscortDirectory-USA.com. There’s no search bar, but there is a pull-down menu at the top left of the site homepage that’s used to select escorts from different US states. If you don’t wish to do that, the homepage is filled with 1-6 escort profile thumbnails from each state and you can browse through these.

    There are female and shemale escorts here, as well as swingers and chicks who want sex only and don’t want payment for opening their legs for you and having their liver fucked out of their asshole! One such chick is a 51-year-old named Caroline. She’s a pretty and sophisticated-looking woman with long legs and a tight body.

    Caroline’s profile says she’s divorced, single, highly sexed, and looking for a man of any age, and race to get inside her snatch and make it quiver! Caroline has an Ashley Madison link -a lot of the escorts here have such links too- on her profile though, so I would take the claim of her only being interested in sex and not wanting payment with a pretty big grain of salt!

    Interested in tasting a little bit of a gay boy cooked to perfection? Then Julian seems like a prime dish indeed! He wants to get fucked to bits by straight dudes who like effeminate boys like him and he sure is a pretty little thing, with a cute little cock. Julian is 23 years old, blonde, and perfectly able to pass as a flat-chested girl. If you like him, better go give him the pounding he needs and make it hard for him to sit down and ponder on life!

    Now, escorts US profiles here are fairly detailed, but there are just too many empty and wasted spaces on them. Contact details are provided, as are multiple images of moderate quality that can be checked out via slideshow. Escort quality is just the slightest bit above average and that’s worth celebrating with toasts of pink champagne!

Wacko Wanking!

    EscortDirectory-USA.com has a dated site design, as well as ads. Site features and user options are well below average and the useful tabs consist of just the Home, Contact, and Login tabs. There’s a Post Free Ad button that can be used to advertise if you are an escort needing clients.

    Registering here seems to have been disabled, and the reason why is unclear. Escort profiles are plentiful though and frequently updated. Spam on the other hand is minimal.

What I Think Of EscortDirectory-USA.com

    This escorts USA site amazes with its range of escorts, swingers, and hungry cunts aching to be filled from all over the US, but a very dated design and very poor user options hobble it to an atrocious degree. There’s no real reason to recommend it, but it might be worth a look at on those nights when you are so bored you are seriously thinking about going out to count the stars!