ErotikForum
Austrians and Europeans in general sure do know how to have fun and are more lighthearted and tolerant in that area. I mean, you can park your car on a busy street, dump an escort on your bonnet and excavate her cunt with every inch of dick at your disposal and these people won’t bat an eyelid, nor even think about calling the cops on you. Try that in the States and see what happens!
So, today is the day I check out an Austrian erotic forum that goes by the very obvious name of ErotikForum. It has escort ads, a full-blown forum, and even a live cam section where you can tune in with your favorite pot of Vaseline to watch site members doing their thing.
Here’s my ErotikForum.at review. Read it and weep in the cumming way, before I get erotic with y’all exotic assholes!
Pussy Needs Pucker-Up Money
Of course, the only thing on earth that is guaranteed to spread the legs of the ladies is money and stacks of it! Do keep that in mind when flirting with the innocent-looking sluts on your street!
Now, prices charged on this escort site in Austria vary widely and that is to be expected. More, prices are not always listed in escort profiles, but there are enough of them to judge that the average prices charged here should be more than affordable to fellas from the states who are bored of American-flavored snatch and want to see for themselves how far their dicks need to be buried in Austrian escort slit to get the owners yelling like banshees!
If MILFs are your type, I can recommend Sheila. She’s an excellently preserved 45-year-old with massive tits, a tight body, a pretty face, and a pert ass who speaks fluent German and is from Eastern Europe. She doesn’t smoke or drink, nor is she decorated with tattoos. You need to pay a minimum of 40 Euros to hook up with this chick, but be aware that the most extreme thing she will consent to is 69, rimming, and oral sex without a condom. 40 Euros or $43 doesn’t sound like much and I have no idea if that money is for ten minutes or ten hours with this babe.
Sarah is younger and higher-end and charges a minimum of 150 Euros, which is around $164. She’s a very leggy beauty with gravity-defying boobs and a goddess-worthy behind who will fuck you or your girlfriend so long as you can pay what you owe her.
Oh, I haven’t even mentioned Lady Konstance and I do apologize to the dear lady for my inexplicable stupidity! Lady Konstance is a blonde and gorgeous dominatrix who charges 200 Euros per hour- $218. She’s open to vaginal and anal sex, can give you gyno and rectal exams, as well as enemas, and would be more than happy to indulge in fisting games, play with your prostrate, torture your cock, and act like an adult baby. Just name whatever demeaning stuff you require and she is totally up for the task!
Now, I would say that charges on this site are well in keeping with what’s current in the States. For less than a hundred bucks here you are guaranteed of spending half an hour to an hour with very good-looking and reasonably skilled escorts Austria. Raise the amount you are willing to pay though and you will unlock boundless possibilities and limitless cum expulsions!
Sex-Crazed Forum!
The ErotikForum homepage is relatively bare. That means you won’t be finding any escort profiles there. Instead, these can be accessed by utilizing a few of the main tabs- Ads and What’s New. The latter lets you catch up on the newest escort ads and profiles on the site, while the Ads tab is better suited for checking out the entire escort collection on ErotikForum.at.
The escort image thumbnails on this site feature large and colorful images that are often sexy enough to wank to. Text on each profile thumbnail talks about escort availability, location, and physical attributes. Tags like Models and Agency are also present.
Escort profiles when opened up usually have enough details to let you decide as to whether the escort concerned deserves a piece of your cock or not. Lots of hi-res images are the norm, plus location, contact details, business hours, statistics, services rendered, and an About Us. Escort profile ratings and comments are supported, but only for approved members.
I would say that the escort profiles on this site are good enough, but they do lack flash and pizzaz. Escort quality is a little bit above average and most girls seem to be experienced and open to sexual acts that would make your favorite neighborhood slut soil her panties in fear and disgust!
Forums Getting All Erotic
You can’t even take a peek at ErotikForum without registering. That’s right, registration is enforced here, and if you don’t want to register there’s nothing you can see, save for your reflection on your computer screen!
Registration is free too and requires your email, password, and other stuff, and it takes a couple of minutes at the very least. They send a verification email that you have to click on to gain temporary and restricted membership, before fully opening the site for your perusal once the site admins have checked out all your holes and think you would be a welcome addition to this Sodom and Gomorrah!
The site design here is simple and not flashy. White is the background color and the homepage has a profusion of ads at the top, a big list of online members at the top right, current posts and topics occupying most of the page, and some escort ads at the bottom of the page.
You can change the site background color from white to black and switch from the default site language to English using the menu buttons found at the top right. Opting for English will not do you much good though, as lots of stuff here is not translated into that language. There’s even a Safe for Work mode next to the language and site background color buttons that’s bound to come in handy for those of you who have a habit of checking out XXX sites when they are supposed to be slaving for The Man.
Most of the main tabs on this forum have pull-down menus. These tabs let you check out the forum as deeply and thoroughly as you like, seek out escorts whether independent or contracted to an escort agency, chat with members, watch live cams, and more. There’s even a Media tab that hosts 75.4 GB worth of sensitive body part pics and I have it on good authority that not regularly wanking to these images will get you sent to hell!
Spam is absent, but there are a few ads near the top of the homepage, while site features are many, varied, and extremely useful.
What I Think
ErotikForum does look and feel dated, but it also happens to be one of the most feature-laden forums and escort sites my eyeballs have wandered across in recent memory. If you can get over being forced to register here, then I am sure that ErotikForum will prove indispensable for your European pussy excavation and gullet-stuffing plans!