ErotickePrivaty

ErotickePrivaty

    The Czech Republic has a lot of charms, but I am more interested in the two-legged type! Yeah, there are a lot of serious beauties in that country and far as I can see, their only fault is that their booty tends to be of the small type, rather than the bubble butts I am used to here in the states that are big and fluffy enough to host a mega sleepover! The country is liberal too and has more escorts than you can shake your morning wood at.

    Ready for a Czech escort site review that takes no prisoners and leaves more than a few assholes gaped wide? Then there is my Eroticke-Privaty.cz review. Read it and get to weeping, fellas!

Erect Your Masterpiece Inside That Erotic Ass!

    Making a good first impression is something that so many porn and escort sites pay little if any attention to. Eroticke-Privaty.cz, on the other hand, seems eager to impress folks right out of the gate and this it does with a homepage that’s a nice shade of purple, rather than the usual black and white that so many escort sites take as their default colors.

    Purple shades apart, this site is simply arranged too, perhaps too simply for some, and has a quartet of main tabs, and a list of Czech cities below this, with escort profiles coming next. Still, while the site is a site for sore eyes, the stuff on it is not optimally arranged and the whole thing takes on an amateurish shade the longer you stare at it. Plus the purple color on display here kind of gets tiring after a while.

    The aforementioned main tabs are Erotic Privates, Girls In Privates, Search, and Advertisement. It needs to be made clear that this is a Czech escort site and sites like that do not exactly prioritize the provision of language options. What that means in real terms is that everything on this site and most others like it are in Czech and if you can’t read that or can’t use translation software, then you are shit out of luck and fuck out of cum, whatever in hell that means!

    Anyway, clicking the Search tab takes you to a new page with some advanced search options. You can then search by age, breast size, hair and eye color, availability, and that type of thing. The Girls in Privates tab on the other hand welcomes you with 66 pages of escort profiles. And oh, at the top of each page is an exhaustive list of Czech cities that you and I have almost likely never heard of and it is your duty to click on any of these cities to see the escorts that call each particular city home.

Erotic Enough To Be Bent Over And Plumbed To Infinity!

    Got a thing for 18 to 19-year-old escorts who are so barely legal that the thought of scattering their nearly underage pussies gets you an enraged boner like no other? Well then, I’m pretty sure that you will be glad to know that Eroticke-Privaty has 2 pages of these sluts.

    Let’s check out Daria first. She’s a tattooed beauty who seems to have had work done on her face. This 19-year-old has hair that nearly reaches to her knees, a small but full and juicy butt, and possibly the best-looking set of knockers I have seen on an escort her age. Her profile text says she’s new to Prague, loves fun, good wine, food, and traveling, and promises that there’s zero possibility of being bored with her. The services she’s mentioned as being up to include massages, strip teasing, and cumshots, but you and I both know that you can go to her house or have her come to yours and fuck a bleeding liberal out of whatever hole you wanna do the deed in!

    Angelina, just like Daria is 19 and so fresh-faced you wanna ask her why she’s an escort when she could be selling ice cream and sunshine in New York! This brown-haired lass has a smile to die for and luckily her profile is written in English. Her profile text says she’s eager to listen to your worries and dreams, can’t wait to see you, and hopes to take you to high peaks of pleasure, whatever that means. There’s no nude or erotic image to be seen in her profile gallery and she’s stated as offering cumshots, massages, strip teases, and the like. I wonder how much she charges for a day of face-sitting!

    Now, escort profiles on this escorts Czech site are reasonably detailed. Contact details are available in each profile, as well as a map option that provides the approximate location of each escort. There’s nothing to indicate that any escort on the site has been verified, but there are a few escorts who can be seen brandishing sheets on paper on which is written Sex.cz, with stuff like that presumably serving to assure you that their pictures are at least not fake.

    As for escort quality, it is good enough, but certainly not earth-shaking enough to make you move to the Czech Republic on the morrow, with a truckload of Viagra tablets and a song of praise on your lips!

What I Think Of Eroticke-Privaty

    Apart from having a virtually unpronounceable name, this escorts Czech site looks a lot different from its peers. It also has a nice range of features and some fine escorts, but nothing about it really impresses, shocks or surprises.

    I would recommend y’all taking a look at Eroticke-Privaty. but it is not a site I have the energy or inclination to bookmark. Of course, some of you might feel different, especially if you are stranded in the Czech Republic with a woody that urgently needs a tight and pre-warmed teen cunt wrapped around it!