EroticAge

EroticAge.net

    My eroticage.net review would be a light for the wankers in the dark. You need to know what your meat is getting you into before going on any porn movie site. The movies can be long and some of them may feel as tedious as being jerked off by a T-Rex.

    You want a scout to go ahead and see if the coast is clear. That’s why I am here today. You can applaud. Together we will know if this site would be getting a soft kiss or a hard fisting.

Spreading The Site’s Legs Wide Apart!

    EroticAge looked just like all the other sites I liked to kick in the balls. The background color was white as Snow White’s bare ass. There was also a shady Ad telling folks to join Brazzers and BangBros. The site was pretty to look at and the videos on the homepage looked like they were shot around the time that early cameras were invented. One man in the thumbnail looked like he was the elder brother of Abraham Lincoln. This site was gonna have to pull off a stunner to impress me.

    The thumbnails showed long porn movies but I could see some that were just 19:00 in length. Most of the videos I saw there were made in the 70s. It would seem that the 70s was a golden age for long smut. I would’ve liked to see some modern smut mixed in with the old-school stuff. I confirmed that the site mostly focused on vintage porn so I wasn’t gonna see any of the modern women getting fucked the modern way. I had to get open to the idea of women with lots and lots of bushes.

    In the section for videos being watched, I saw a couple of videos that wankers were using to milk their cocks. There was a 1960 video of a BBC being sucked and fucked by a forward-thinking porn actress. This BBC walked so that all the modern BBCs would run a train on this bitches in porn videos. There wasn’t anything else to see in that section so I moved on to the section named ‘Longest vintage movies’. The longest video I could see there was 5 hours in length. I’d like to see the wanker that can keep it up that long.

Age Of Vintage Erotica!

    Their menu was a real treat. They had lots of interesting options there that I was glad to see. Most sites are great for fucking up the menu options but this site managed to deliver. There were the following options; Home, Categories, Country, Tags, Pornstars, PRIME PORN LIST, Unsorted, and Camgirls. I clicked on the Country option and I was surprised to see that so many countries were represented here. It was like the Olympics for vintage porn. I was gonna have to explore some of these countries later.

    The section for Pornstars was a dead end because unless you’re the timeless wanker, there is no way that you’re gonna know any of the porn stars in this section. Some of you were probably still swimming in your father’s balls when the actors and actresses were humping like wild animals and filming it. The option for Camgirls was an Oasis in this desert of old smut. The women looked fresh, nubile, and ready to show us their asses and pussies in HD as it is supposed to be. Most of the videos were just 5 minutes long.

Old-School Wanks On A Modern Site!

    I went back to the menu option that showed countries. I wanted to see if there was any super vintage porn from Brazil, the land of big asses and pretty women. The videos there were only about 5 and they didn’t look like videos I would be particularly interested in rubbing one out to. I was gonna have to keep searching till I found the right video that would educate us about whether it was easy or not to load a video on the site or if your balls would become vintage while waiting for it to play.

    The video I found sounded like it was made just for me. There was no plot or all the other shit that would keep you bored while watching a long ass video. Instead, it was a compilation of two bitches fucking each other’s holes with different toys and in different styles. It was a visual treat. Thankfully, it wasn’t that old so the cameras weren’t made out of potatoes. The video played after I had to watch a short Ad. I didn’t care because I had grown tired of complaining about these fucking Ads on porn sites.

    You can comment and like the video you’re watching but I didn’t see any options for downloading smut. That was a let-down but I guess it was too much to ask from this site. I would like to see them add that option so I wouldn’t have to be tortured with Ads every time I wanna play videos. There were options for those amongst you who would like to share the video on social media sites so your friends, family, and work colleagues can know how you like to relax after a long day. I was done reviewing the site and it was time to know its fate.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Eroticage

    The site is an excellent choice for those seeking a vintage wank. It has videos from a diverse range of sources. There were tons of videos there too. If this type of smut is right up your alley then this site would be worthy of a visit. I liked their menu and its many options but most of all, I liked that the Cam Girls videos were a modern escape in this sea of old porn. There were improvements to be made for certain, but the site had managed to impress me enough to earn a recommendation.