EroCurves

EroCurves.com

    This might be corny, but Ero Curves is either shorthand for erotic curves or European curves. Hell, for all I know, it might be shorthand for Egyptian cocktails or eclair cartons and the latter happen to be one of my major weaknesses, with their sinful sweetness bringing hell and damnation to my teeth and midsection!

    Anyway, Ero Curves is a porn pic site and that means I will go with the theory of the site name being shorthand for erotic curves and erotically curved femme fatales that are about to rob you blind of both your cum reservoirs and your Vaseline stash! Resist their wiles and flee from them sweet booty bitches with a stranglehold on your britches, or it will be all over for you!
Here’s my EroCurves.com review, fellas! Read this and weep, just because Mother Nature is a damn curvy wench whose holes can never be filled to completion!

Ero Curves Better Like An S Bend!

    Ero Curves looks quite boring. This porn pic site lacks the pizzazz of its peers, but that is relatively easy to overlook, because it does have a layer of class and quality.

    Everything here follows the standard format, with no surprises or novelties. That means you get a simple search bar at the top right of the homepage, plus a slew of tabs. Apart from the latter, there’s an icon on the lower right part of the screen that lets you switch from the default light mode to a dark one. Doing this though would be the equivalent of dunking a pretty chick in a mud pit! Sure, a dark mode will come in very handy on those nights when you can’t sleep and wanna eyeball masses of the finest chicks alive dressed all pretty in their birthday suits. But activating that feature here will make an already boring site look worse!

    I’ve mentioned the main tabs, right? Well, keeping the Light/Dark mode button on the right part of the homepage are two sweet user options. The first lets you check out the site archives and this runs from June this year to August 2014. Rad! The second option lets you check out content from different sites and channels, from Met Art, Nubiles, and Zishy to Penthouse, Badoink, and Tiny4K.

    These XXX channels are all arranged by number of albums, with Met Art being number 1 and hosting twice more albums than the site in second place. That’s not too bad for the fuckers over at Met Art and they should be heading for EroCurves.com to collect an award statuette for consistently outstanding services to the global cumming community that they can dildo themselves with this weekend or something!

The Ero Curves Are In The Right Places!

    Ero Curves has 8 main tabs. But half are direct ad links and stupid stuff like that.
Home, Contact, Models, and Categories are the tabs you gotta shake hands with.
You use the Contact tab to get in touch with the site admin and maybe tell him he needs to wipe his ass better, fuck street thots calmer and eat MILF booty saner. The Models page permits an alphabetical search for models and pornstars, but none of the chicks has a profile/bio page and that sucks.

    Last but not least is the Categories tab. This has a pull-down menu, with categories like anal, blonde, retro, and teen being accessible with a click. Category filtering by popularity, rating, number of views or content, and any of that wonderful stuff is not supported.

    Now, by default, the newest content is uploaded on the EroCurves.com homepage. When you scroll down, the page keeps refreshing with older and older content. Updates happen daily too and there seems to be a lot of them, which is rad and lovely.

    Here are some of the newest titles: Kagney Linn Carter in Checkmating, Lily Bell Midnight Wash, Kitty Kate Beauty Care, Victoria Ramos Nude In Her Room, Anna Claire Clouds In Lace Lingerie, Any Moloko In A Red Thong, Skylar Snow In A Black Skirt, Lolly Dames Takes Off Her Pink Miniskirt and Ali Harper Posing On The Office Table. There were a dozen pictures in the album of the latter chick and she’s a big booty babe who got topless but wouldn’t take off her panties and let fellas eyeball what should be a fat slit nestled between her legs. Maybe her peehole is the size of Texas and she don’t want fellas to see that and start camping inside!

    Skylar Snow was thankfully less shy. In her album, this beautiful and long-legged MILF didn’t waste time in taking it all off and she was even considerate enough to spread her pussy lips. We pray the universe thanks her for that by finding her a rich guy who’s too fat to fuck her more than once a month and too dense to eat her ass with a ladle!

    So, user options on this free porn pictures site are piss poor. Say you wanna view an image for example, you can click on any image in an album and zoom as much as you care for, with all the images here being high-quality stuff. There’s however no slideshow mode and no Prev/Next buttons. That means once you click on an image and it’s presented in full screen mode on your PC or smartphone and has been ogled to your satisfaction, you gotta go back to the album and pick another image to examine. That’s hella tiring.

    Plus there are typically 12 images in each album here. Should you want more of the same, a link is provided where you can check out the full album. Except that this link will take you not to the full album, but to the homepage of sites like Zishy and Playboy and there you are supposed to fish out the album of the chick whose hot nude bod brought you to the particular porn site you are on. That sucks. 

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Ero Curves

    Ero Curves is sufficient. This free porn pic site will not impress and is not really recommended. But its archives are worth checking out.