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Dudu-Sex.com

    Today I’ll be giving y’all my Dudu-sex.com review while hoping the site would not be filled with doo doo. I have a soft spot for Asian porn sites and I wouldn’t like to see this site go into the trash if it is up to wanking standard.

    You should read these words even if you have to imagine the letters as big bouncy titties. An educated wanker is a happy wanker as you know.

Do Do Sex Or Du Du Sex?

    Do you have a thing for Asian ladies getting creampied, titty-fucked, spread in different positions? You’re welcome to another episode where The Porn Dude graces a Chinese porn site with his presence. I should be given a warm welcome. I could use a dumpling and a blowjob from any of those pretty women we all like seeing fucked. The site’s name didn’t give me enough confidence about the effectiveness of their smut but I was open-minded enough to go forward and check it out properly.

    The site looked attractive to me when I got on it. It was mostly black and yellow. It looked like Times Square for porn because there were a lot of flashing porn Ads that showcased the site’s content. The Chinese cannot have a wank if it’s not futuristic in some way. There were auto-playing GIFs and pictures of Asian beauties who should have a special place in my harem. I do need to add more Asian flavor to my delicious international smut soup. Let’s see if the site has what it takes to convince me.

    I tried to understand what I was seeing on the site but I don’t speak a word of Chinese or understand their alphabet. This looked like a job for my browser’s state-of-the-art auto-translator. I used that and not even all the parts of the homepage were translated. At least the important parts were. I could see three important options for wankers seeking content on the site. I saw; Adult Videos, Adult Stickers, and Adult Information. I wondered about what type of info would make a person horny.

Straight Into The Pussy Of Dudu-sex!

    Dudu-sex had so far not offered any smut of worth. Most sites around the world would put all their best smut on the homepage to get first-time visitors to jizz in their underwear. That is a simple tactic for building a following of wankers but this Chinese porn site I was visiting had other ideas. That is why I wanted to know if they really knew what they were doing or if these guys should go back to whatever school teaches them how to make a porn site.

    The first section I checked out was their Adult Information section because I was wondering about what the fuck type of information I’ll find there. It better be the type of info to make a person bust a nut after reading a few words. It was truly a boring section because they showed me what looked like a forum where wankers posted different topics and other wankers may or may not comment on whatever was posted. It was clear that this section wasn’t for me in any way or form.

    I wasn’t particularly confident in the section for Adult Stickers either. I wanted to know what type of smut I would be seeing. I was taken to another page that looked like a forum. I had to hope this one won’t be as boring. I clicked on one of the topics and saw what looked like a post to get horny wankers to check out some Taiwanese chicks. It could very well be a scam but I enjoyed seeing the hot nude pictures of the lady they were trying to use as bait.

Full View Of Dudu-sex!

    Since those two sections turned out to be either uninteresting or mildly interesting, I had one last hope for their section for Adult Videos. If it wasn’t the hero for the site then I wasn’t exactly sure what would save it. All I had seen wasn’t encouraging me to continue enjoying more Chinese adult sites. Each porn site should act as an ambassador for their people especially to a crowd of visiting international wankers.

    The videos I saw in that section looked like they were gotten from Brazzers and other similar studios. They were from JAV studios as well. There were some amateur videos there too. Overall, it didn’t look as exciting as I wanted it to. That didn’t stop me from checking out the video with a cute girl showing her devotion to dick. I clicked on it and rubbed my palms only to find out that the video had been deleted. This site was finally getting on my last nerve.

    There were about 40 pages of their videos. I found another interesting porn video that caught my attention and if I saw that it had been deleted too, I would pack my wank tools and leave this site. So, I paused for dramatic effect before clicking on the next video. It showed me that the video had also been deleted so I packed my tools, logged off the site, and made sure to delete it from my browsing history so I’ll make sure this crime scene of a porn site never happened.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Dudu-sex

    Dudu Sex was a doo-doo porn site. It wasn’t worthy of representing the Chinese wankers in any way. It looks like the type of site I could get into if I had a kink for torture. There were many useless sections on the site and the fact the site had been around since 1999 meant that they had more than enough time to get their Dudu in order. I will not be recommending this site to any wanker who loves and cherishes their meat.