DrTuber Massage Review
~ Pros ~
Nearly 400 pages of content
~ Cons ~
❌ Lame site design
❌ Unclear update schedule
❌ Extremely limited playback options
❌ Typically short videos
❌ HD videos only
DrTuber is a porn site and perhaps the most confusingly named porn site out there. If I had never heard of and visited it, I would when asked had suggested it might be a YouTube page owned by a self-acclaimed guru who is bent on scamming his subscribers out of their money and fresh pussies!
So, this ill-named XXX site has nearly 400 pages of massage XXX and that is the only thing that interests me at the moment. Here’s my DrTuber massage review and let’s hope it reminds you of a freshly shaven and girl-owned tube near you that needs the attention of every inch of erect cock that’s currently in your possession!
Milk That Tube Ye Pervy Doc!
Masseurs are the best milkers. Sure, I love the feel of their warm hands and body on mine, but the best part of a massage is when they stop trying to impress me with their massage skills and focused on milking that tube I lug around. Whenever that happens, I take a speedy flight to the seventh heaven and you best believe I don’t set foot on planet earth till hours after!
So, DrTuber is a pleasant enough site. It looks depressing to me though, but that does not mean it might not look all peachy to your eyeballs. The massage section and the site itself is darkish, with a background color of black and there’s no Day Mode to change this to a lighter and more cheery color. That sucks and not like the greedy mouth of a teen slut either!
User options include one on the top left that allows switching the orientation from its default straight genre to gay or trans. But do remember that it is the DrTuber massage section that we are checking out. And for some reason, switching the sexual orientation here from straight to gay or trans does nothing more than bring you XXX videos of gay and trans fuckers, rather than massage XXX of trans and gay stars.
A search bar is made available at the top right of the massage XXX page and this can be used to search for both videos and pictures. The main filtering options are however positioned just above the massage XXX video thumbnails and these are Newest, Longest, Rating, Comments, All, Or HD. That’s an average mix of filtering options and is certainly inadequate.
That said, there’s a small list of related tags like Thai Massage, Blonde, Uniform, Lesbian Massage, and Japanese Massage at the bottom of each massage XXX page. It is not much. But it is better than nothing.
Needless to say, there’s nothing here that lets you check out amateur or professional content only. An option like that would have been nice, but I guess the site admins at DrTuber are too intent on drilling and draining every tube they see to think up and implement a user option like that!
Fuck Me, Doctor!
A doctor-directed fuck might be what we all need at the moment. In my case, it would help immensely if the doctor in question is an ebony beauty with an ass I could hide my entire face in, and whose chest is laden with the kind of full jugs that will ensure I never have to buy fresh milk for the rest of my life! So, if you are a doctor, and have big assets plus ebony skin, here’s me saying that I wouldn’t mind waking up with the taste of your cunt in my mouth!
Now, content image thumbnails on DrTuber massage are square and lack that glossy look you will find on sites like XVideos. They can be previewed and feature details like the title, rating, and runtime. The quality is often indicated and it is usually HD, but the accumulated views are not shown.
Videos all lack dates and that complicates things by ensuring the only way you can know the content update frequency is to bribe an admin with cash or a hardcore fuckathon. That’s not as it should be. As for the average video runtime, that is less than 10 minutes.
Sample titles include Asian Pussy Massage, Nice Nuru Massage From Asian MILF, Sultry Teen Beauty Nadia Noir Gets Penetrated, and Captivating Blonde Hottie Lilly Banks Endures Hard Ramming. The sultry teen video is 5 minutes long and from FH18. It shows a blonde girl on a table getting an oil massage. After a while, she lies on her back, spreads her legs, and fingers her puss, and then her masseur slips his hard dick into the wet cunt that’s been prepared for him. The two fuck away, till the video ends and you are asked to check FH18 for the full video of what went down.
There’s also a video I fortunately fell upon titled Tiffany Tatum Shares Boyfriend With Emily Brix. It was of a far higher production standard than the one above and is from the stables of LetsDoeIt. It starts with a bubble butt-owning chick getting a brief oil massage before a hard cock enters her cunt from the back end. She was then turned over and fucked in the missionary position, but not before being made to give the cock of her masseur a good massaging with her throat muscles. The video is longer than most at 14 minutes, but even at that, it wasn’t long enough to feature the two actresses implied by the title name.
So, playback options are extremely limited and some videos do not even have the option that lets you toggle the video quality. Ratings and comments are allowed and videos have working direct download links.
What I Think Of DrTuber Massage
The site looks awful and is frankly depressing, while the content is mostly too short and too average in quality. DrTuber Massage does not impress in any way and after this review, I will need to be threatened with being savaged by Cerberus himself to visit the site again!