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DLsite.com

    I’ve got my Dlsite.com review in construction and I’m hoping the site turns out to be a gift to all of our balls. It isn’t particularly a famous site and its mysteries were still clenched in its ass. I had the noble task of unclenching that ass with my dick. I was ready to explore far and deep!

    I need my trusty audience for this and that is why I am inviting you to read every word of this review. If you have to picture the words as sexy titties, then do it for the sake of busting decent nuts.

Putting The D In Dlsite!

    I came to the site with my nuts full. I hoped that by the time I left the site, my nuts would be as empty as the fucks I give when I have to kick a bad site in the pussy while banishing it. So, the site should be quaking in its boots. Today I had put on my sturdy cowboy boots and anything getting kicked would be going into oblivion. So, I clicked on where to open the site while tapping my boots in anticipation. I saw a white background theme, my true arch-enemy after Ads.

    The site looked like some kind of Asian online retail shop. So much was coupons and shit were displayed in very bright colors. No, I am not interested in up to 90% off for their doujin summer sale. I was still trying to get to know the site well and it wanted to take out my wallet and give them money. There was another image showing a 30% off coupon when you were creating your account. They also claimed that it was a one-time offer. You might have to put your wallet in between your butt cheeks when on this site so they won’t reach it.

    I ended up liking the design of the site. After those coupons, I saw images of the hottest anime bitches. What made it special was how the images changed smoothly to new images. It felt like I was in a Hentai New York Times Square. They showed that they won some awards in 2023. That would explain why they were going out of their way to make their site look like it was competing in a beauty pageant.

    I got to see thumbnails of their games in the section named ‘Recommended Translated Works’. I was gonna start getting hard because of the thumbnails until I saw what was directly under all of them. It looked like prices. I knew that the creators of this site liked money but I didn’t expect most of the games that I met to be up for sale. Virtually all the sections I had seen had prices. Even their doujin area. You’re gonna have to take your wallet out of your ass if you are interested in getting anything from this site.

Get Your Wallet Out Or Run Away!

    I went to their menu to see if I was gonna find anything interesting. There was a section there for creating an account, another for searching for products, a retail section, and a guide. I wasn’t surprised to see that the guide included something for payment methods. They’ll probably have it written in the simplest English so even if you have the brain of a fish, you’ll know how to send them some cold cash.

    If you’re an amateur content creator of Hentai smut then you’re not needed. If you’re good at it though, then you’re allowed to sell your shit on this site. Since the site claims they have one of the largest download stores for 2D content in Japan, your work just might become famous. Many people could owe their wank to you. I thought that it was cool and smart of the site to throw the doors open for everyone to deliver smut while getting paid.

    I had to comment on their Advanced Search features. Normally most sites offer that end up delivering bull shit. I guess when there is money on the line, any site would get its shit together and make sure every single little thing is in tip-top shape. You can search using regular parameters like title, keyword, and all that. But, if you want to use the advanced search options you’ll be able to narrow your searches by price range, budget, format, etc.

    I was finally done reviewing the site. I had enjoyed my time window shopping. The kinky varieties of smut that I had seen on the site were enough to make my blue balls purple. Since I wasn’t spending any money on the site, I was limited to eye-fucking a lot of the site’s private areas. If you’re on a budget you may want to pretend this site doesn’t exist. But, they did have a free section as well. The quality of smut you’ll find there may or may not be questionable.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Dlsite

    Dlsite has been around for a while. Most online stores last only for a while and then fade into thin air. I could see why DLSite had lasted this long. They were very serious about their jobs. I would warn you that if you plan on not spending any money then this site would look as ugly as a sumo wrestler’s balls after a fight. Still, you’ll get your money’s worth if you end up checking out their content. The site gets a recommendation from me.