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DesuArchive.org

    Come read my desuarchive.org review if you want your meat to have the education it deserves. Today I’m gonna play your favorite teacher who is teaching all of y’all about if the content of this site is worthy of multiple hot wanking sessions or if the site should be folded and stuffed in the ass of the closest wild donkey.

    So, without any further ado and any beating about a hairy bush, we’ll be diving right in. So, I want to see y’all pay attention like you owe it some taxes or something.

Porn Site Gets Probed And Drilled!

    I had no idea at all about what the content of this site might be and if my dick was gonna be served a hot mess. I woke up with a glorious morning wood and I only wanted the best smut to tame my wild dick. That’s why I might be a little more vicious if this site turns out to be annoying or contains terrible smut. Also, if I were to see any Ads then I’m gonna take out my 12-inch monster cock and fuck the site till it is tapping the floor like a screaming wrestler who can’t take the fight anymore. So, yeah. No pressure at all!

    I got on their homepage expecting to see pictures and thumbnails of what they had to offer but what I was shown instead was a dark-themed site that had its begging bowl just under the site name. They were trying to get me to donate to their porn archive to fund their server hardware and storage. They also wanted developers to help build new software and archives. So, from what I could see this site lacked professionals and with all the asking for donations, the site also identifies as an OnlyFans model.

    I scrolled down after donating some fries into my mouth and saw that they have a section named ‘Archives’. Some of the threads in that section include; Anime and Manga, Adult Cartoons, Animals and Nature, Cosplay and EGL, Hentai, Comics and Cartoons, etc. I thought that the site was only just for smut and that’s why when I saw the thread for Animals and Nature I was tempted to call the beastiality police. But thankfully I only saw some horses, trees, and a bat hole.

    The bottom of the homepage just didn’t have much to offer me. They had their donate option there in case we hadn’t seen it the first 4000 times. They had another section for frequently asked questions. The only things at the bottom that got a little bit of my attention were the options for changing the color and theme of the site. They had a ton of options to choose from. They also had a place to change your language if you’re not an English speaker. It’s too bad they had only 3 other language options though.

Having The Site Spreadeagled!

    I hadn’t yet seen what this site that looked like 4chans illegitimate baby had to really offer my dick. I wanted to find what would have me shedding a tear of happiness as I was beating my meat till it was black and blue. So far, I had only seen a bats hole and that wasn’t what the doctor ordered when she said I need higher quality wank sessions. The site had a last chance to impress me because I was ready to look at their NSFW sections. If I was disappointed I would start revving up my dick to fuck the site at the fastest speed.

    Adult cartoons would not have been my first choice for a thread to open but I opened it anyway hoping to see content that would make my dick start singing on a high note. There were a handful of adult cartoons there but I saw a lot of AI-created pictures of famous actresses posted online. The vast majority of activities going on at that thread involved a lot of people chatting about their fantasies and nerdy shit that put both my dick and balls to sleep as soon I began reading the drivel.

    Leaving that Adult Cartoon thread was a breath of fresh air but I was a little worried the rest of their thread would be just as shitty. So, I went for their Hentai thread. I could practically almost smell the horde of anime-loving geeks and nerds commenting about why their Hentai Waifu has a wetter pussy than all the other geeks. The Hentai page started with a picture of a muscular guy with a pussy so I just quietly kept scrolling down.

    There were more pictures of muscular men with pussies so I started checking for if this is what this particular thread is about and if I had the option to change it to where I can see some big titties on those petite Hentai girls. I didn’t find any such option and the Hentai girl I saw there had a muscular body and a dick. That was the exact moment I gave up on the site. If you like content that would have you scratching your head and nuts in confusion then this site was created just for you.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Desuarchive

    Desuarchive really belongs in the archives. I didn’t particularly have any fun while browsing the site’s threads and content. It would be fun for you if you enjoy talking about your favorite things with like-minded people, but content-wise, it belongs in the trash can. It is now clear that the site needs all that donation so it can start being a decent site once and for all. But from all I have seen so far, this site doesn’t get a recommendation from me.