Curvy

r/Curvy

    Curves on a lady are like toppings on a cake. Without those curves, it can be hard for a dick to rise, expand and go about its excavation task with all the energy, enthusiasm, and boldness needed to trigger screams and moans in abundance! Got curves and holes in spades? Then come here and have me have your number and be kind enough to sit on my face while you are busy giving me your digits!

    Now, I got a subreddit I wanna review today. It does by the r/Curvy username and y’all already know what the focus there will be on, right? Great!

    Here is my r/Curvy review. Read it and weep if you want your life to be as curvy as J Lo’s booty!

Reddit Curvy Has A Sweet Bounce To It!

    Well, the mods here have their heart in the right places and their heads set up right. Like they gotta be professionals, or else this subreddit wouldn’t visually impress like it does.

    First among the visually impressive things here is the thick header at the top that shows an otherworldly beauty in her birthday suit lounging on a bed. She looks a bit familiar, but I don’t think I’ve dated her before, or been lucky to have her ride me from Jerusalem to Jericho and then to Tripoli! Anyway, this chick has massive and very shapely bazungas, plus a navel ring. Her cunt wasn’t visible, but best believe it’s the type you can eat with a spoon as you can do with a tub of vanilla ice cream!

    The logo here shows a kneeling, thicc, and voluptuous chick in her undies, but the subreddit motto is not really up to par. It says “buxom babes, voluptuous vixens, curvy cuties, plump peaches, hotties with hourglass figures”. Now, that sounds more like a description of the subreddit activities and focus than a motto. I am however prepared to forgive and forget, but only if the mods can hand over the number of that fine chick they got in the header. I just want to ask her some questions is all and promise not to do stuff to her that would make your collective butts clench!

    Now, much of what’s in the motto is repeated in the About Community box on the right of the page. This box notes that r/Curvy was created in November 2009 and has 1.7 million members, of whom 953 had enough itch in their balls and right angle curve to their boners to be online for this review.

    So, you get a small list of related subreddits at the right of the Reddit Curvy page, plus the usual list of rules and mods. There are no special options here though. Obnoxious watermarks, selling, advertising, low-quality stuff, impersonation, unreliable image hosts, reposts, upvote begging, underage stuff, and the like are banned here. And do remember that if you fall afoul of the rules and get kicked out, not even twerking in the nude on the moon will make the mods reinstate your ass!

Curvy, Curvy Me!

    It’s time to talk about content uploads, see. And it better be going on at fap-happy speed here, or I will let the FBI and PETA know that r/Curvy mods do nothing all day but insert the tails of living iguanas into their urethra and give BJs to catfishes!

    Well, the upload pace here is average. 4 new uploads per hour appears to be the going rate and that’s acceptable enough. But I sure was expecting better for a big subreddit like this. Like this fucker has 1.7 million members and I don’t think expecting like 10 new uploads per hour on the average would be asking for too much.

    Anyway, new content titles include Clothes Feel Better With No Underwear On, Pay Close Attention To The Quiet Ones, Daddy Let Me Show You My Curvy Latina Body, A Silly Outfit But I Liked It, Big Ass Is One Of My Honors, Would You Still Creampie Me If I Was Your Stepdaughter and Just A Nerdy, Slutty, Anime-Loving Asian. The latter was just a titty drop sample, but what a sweet pair of jugs that bouncily await your ogling!

    The top trending post of all time here is from 3 years ago and titled I Posted This In Another Subreddit and Got Told I Need To Go To The Gym. Hope It’s Appreciated Here. Sadly though, the picture or GIF it contains is missing and the RedGif link in the post does not work. It does have 28.4K upvotes.

    How Hard Would You Fuck Me is the next top trending content here and it has 27.7K upvotes at the time of this review. This shows an image of a very girl-next-door type blond chick. Her shirt is pulled up to expose her full and juicy tits, and she rocks thicc thighs and a cunt that’s so fat it feels itself to be a Nigerian politician! I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with such an ordinary-looking chick. But for sure she looks like a top fuck and getting my hands on her fat behind gonna do a lot to console me for my crypto losses!

    I Have A Surprise Menu For You was the next post to catch my eyes and it was posted 8 months ago and has 24.6K upvotes. What we have here is a chick with a fat booty shaking her ass for the camera. Her ass is one of the shapely but massive kinds and you just know that if she bends over, the things you will see will send a payload rocketing from your cock and straight into orbit! Even NASA would be proud of you!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Curvy

    Reddit Curvy got its act together and the only reason not to join up here is if you are saving your Vaseline collection for when your celebrity crush will drop her nudes! Join this subreddit now and put a curve on your dick by night time or else!