CitySweeties

CitySweeties.com

    Citysweeties by name promises to be a more exciting online dating experience than the last dating site I was invited to; Amish Farm Village Sweeties. But as you all know, it’s only after The Porn Guy has stuck his gigantic towering dick up the site’s ass that all will be revealed without any lies, deceit, or trickery of any sort.

    We’ve all used one or more dating sites at some point in our lives except of course, if you grew up in a super strict Amish household where your only dating life involves fucking chickens and other farm animals while animal rights activists are crying to have you locked up.

    So, My job here today with my Citysweeties.com review is to take you on a virtual tour to see the sights the dating site has to offer. It might be a rough journey so be sure to pack your lunch and get douched for this butt-fucking dating site tour.

Take a Tour of Citysweeties!

    Coming straight out of Utrecht, Netherlands, Meteor Interactive B.V. has developed other dating sites. That’s not all, from preliminary research it looks like they’ve also developed quite a reputation as creators of fake dating sites. But who knows, maybe they recently turned over a new leaf and have dedicated their life to being better cunts.

    Getting on the Citysweeties for the first time they try to seduce me with a big picture of a model that looks like Ana de Armas as well as other smaller pictures showing women and their age. I would just like to assure them that their devious plan worked because I am hooked. They write “Flirt with beautiful locals around you” and about how 4 million members are waiting for you.
If you truly believe that piece of information then you probably believe the tooth fairy comes to your bed on some nights to leave money shots in your face.

    Looking at their statistics; for a period of about two months, there have been about 28,281 total visits to this website. So clearly there isn’t even gonna be up to 100,000 ladies and their pussies waiting for your lonely ass. This already looks like a bright red flag to me seeing how casually they were willing to lie on their first page to get us to join their community.

    Anonymity is one of the features they claim to provide on the dating website. If you aren’t a full member you won’t be able to see other people’s profiles but any random member on Citysweeties can see you in HD. So, if you’re a fugitive from the law this dating site isn’t for you and you’re better off joining Grindr and creating a glory hole near your secret hiding location.

Exposing Citysweeties in Real-time!

    It’s clear to see that Citysweeties was made only for people in the USA. I tested this by trying to input Tijuana, Mexico as my city in the registration process but they don’t even allow any city that isn’t within the States. You would have to pack your bag, say goodbye to your friends and family, and swim across the Rio Grande with your belongings on your head to get to use this dating site if you happen to not be from around these parts.

    You would think that a dating site like Citysweeties would have an app version to spread the joy of online dating to more lonely folks on such a popular medium that everyone uses. But, they either couldn’t give a flying fuck about creating it or they know with all their balls sacks that they won’t pass whatever tests that’ll be dished out to certify if it is worthy of being put in the App stores.

    Like with most modern age shady sites for dating these days, you’re not allowed to send even an error of a message without it costing you a credit or coin. That’s why Citysweeties tries with all their might and brain power to get you to buy their credits in large amounts without caring whether you’re a millionaire or a homeless wanker in search of a cheap love to get your rocks off.

    10 coins are worth $14.99, 25 coins go for $34.99, 50 coins are $64.99, 100 coins are $119.99, and the highest here; 200 coins are worth a whopping $199.00. You can tell from the prices that they intend to have us all broke and living on the streets so you’ll want to have your financial adviser at your side before spending your hard-earned cold cash on a dating website that is 95% filled with fake accounts.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Citysweeties

    After a couple of long hours thoroughly fucking this dating site in different positions and inventing positions to know how it truly works, I gotta say the aftertaste is only relatable with that of a person that has been giving a rimjob to a horse for 24 hours. I have seen boring dating sites that look shady as fuck but this one seems to be the king of them all.

    They lie about some features available online and fake accounts multiply like horny rabbits here. I wouldn’t be recommending this dating site even to some hated South American dictator that wants to get his dick wet.