CindyMovies

CindyMovies.com

    Every Cindy I ever met was always blonde and so fine that I could never resist quenching my thirst from her bubbling brook before regretfully saying adieu! Yeah, you don’t stay around with extra-nasty girls like that, or they will eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and cart your corpse home for your mama to nurse back to life!

    Anyway, enough about girls named Cindy and their voracious appetite for things of the cock. I got to earn my daily bread and to do that I need to review CindyMovies.com. The movies in question come from all over the planet and are not really up for general consumption. And that is because they mostly show JAV, African, Indian, Caucasian chicks and more being bludgeoned with oak tree woodies that in a saner and more perceptive world would be declared illegal weapons of war!

    Here’s my CindyMovies.com review. Read it and weep as always!

Cindy is Not A Sweetie!

    Let’s begin this review with an overview of the site homepage and an impressive sight it most definitely is not. The CindyMovies.com homepage is colorful with yellow as the background color but very dated.

    On this homepage are numerous image thumbnails of varied XXX movies and these thumbnails lack titles. Most of these movies however have the names of XXX sites like BFFBang, xNasty, and LivePornReal pasted on them and that leads me to believe that was were they were snatched from.

    I used to visit sites like CindyMovies when I was much younger and was glad of the opportunity to put my boner through a workout. But it is disquieting to notice that CindyMovies has not moved in tune with the times and modernized. This site looks okay if you are the nostalgic type, but makes little sense otherwise.

    Now, there are no tabs in existence on the CindyMovies homepage. What you get at the top of the page are some links to varied XXX sites. But the top right is a flag icon that houses the language options. Over 20 languages are available, with English being the default. There’s nothing at the bottom of the homepage, save for more links to XXX sites like SexExotic and OnlyGirlsVideos.

    Without a search bar, category links or tabs in place here, finding out and checking out stuff on CindyMovies is a little like bending over with your drawers around your knees during a hailstorm, hoping that a dildo-sized piece of hail hits your asshole at just the right angle. Peachy it ain’t!

Fornicate And Aggregate!

    Now, as I said before, the CindyMovies homepage is filled with video image thumbnails. These do not play when a cursor hovers above them and all lack titles, though the names of XXX sites are pasted on some.

    There’s just a single page of video thumbnails and you don’t get access to another page. That wouldn’t have been much of an issue, except for the fact that CindyMovies.com is a porn aggregator website. That means it does not actually have content and any click on any video thumbnail will open a new page where you can see that specific video on MagicMovies, XVideos, TeensNow and the like.

    I am not against porn aggregator sites, because they usually make sense by enabling easier access to the mass of content out there. But the thing is that CindyMovies is very ill-equipped to perform the role of a porn aggregator site. In fact, it could be the most ill-equipped of any XXX site that I have reviewed.

What I Think of CindyMovies

    Well, left to me, I would put up CindyMovies as an example of what an XXX site should and should not be. CindyMovies has extremely limited user options and because of that has an extremely limited use scenario. The site design is very dated and the only good thing you can say about it is that it is colorful and lacks ads.

    Overall, CindyMovies fails as a porn site and fails even more grievously at being a porn aggregator site. Think of it as an experiment in frustration and incompetence and you would be right. So, steer clear of this POS if you value your time, sanity and the important role your boner plays in your life!