CherryGif

CherryGif.com

From the moment I heard about porn GIFs, my assumption as the lord of porn reviews was that this was another tech gimmick that tried to replace good old-fashioned porn movies. Like, why would you jerk off to a 5-second clip when you can have the whole video of a babe shaking uncontrollably as a majestic cock rams her wet, drippy cunt?

Even my stubborn cock appreciates the appeal of repeatedly watching a fresh horny redhead sensually travel her tongue on a stiff long dick. That alone will instantly jolt any sleeping cock. With my doubts now in check, I have entered the land of GIF porn, and here's my review of CherryGIF.com.

Pop That Well Lubed Cherry Ass

    Start your mornings the way the all-knowing porn king does with a very beneficial quick morning romp and see your life extended by an average of 10 years. The factor alone, plus the regular cardio, is a certified template for healthy living. But your partner might be away and you need a quick fix with a nice exotic GIF of a hot milf having her clit rammed by a rock-hard cock, so you hopped on CherryGIF.

Overall, the background on the site is rather drab for a site with a name like Cherry on it, with an all-white background and some dots of cherry pink. There are two tabs on top, one for the CherryGIF and the other for cherry Snapchat, which we will ignore.

The next row contains the logo with a nice peach butt emoji beside it, which I heartily approves of. There’s a Home, GIF, Pic, Upload, login, and Register tab separated in the middle by a search bar. The Home and GIF tabs show you GIFs to get you rolling. But the Pics tab will open a gallery of hot nude pornstars with a ton of boobs and pics for your eyes to feast on.

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    The hard truth is that CherryGIF almost lured me into believing I was about to enter the land of pleasure. With a name like Cherry and having popped many cherries, I was expecting a full-on jerk fest for my stiff cock, but unfortunately, I was sorely mistaken.

The site layout is super cramped as the homepage is filled with different GIFs, all actively playing, which confused my simple-minded cock. I am seriously surprised that no one thought that this would not look cool at all.

Another big gripe is the ads. Oh my, the goddamned ads are everywhere. Scroll down and you are flooded with ads mixed in with the disorganized GIF thumbnails, and at some point, differentiating an ad from a GIF becomes very puzzling. Click on any tab and boom, you are redirected to another tab that opens a spam message.

Did I mention there is no category tab? There are just a bunch of categories before the GIFs that make absolutely no sense. The last and only thing you can do to get GIFs for your pleasure is to search for specific words, which I find to be too much work.

What the PornGuy Thinks of CherryGIF

This has been one of the most dreadful jerking experiences I have had in a while. The colossal failure of even the most basic things, like having a well-spaced thumbnail layout and a category list will never stop surprising me. What a big fat fucking waste of time.