Chatib.us
My chatib.us review is what you need if you’re one of those people who get madly horny for words written by a stranger with the same or more sexual hunger as you. Sometimes this stranger is a human and other times it is a catfish so I’ve come to fish the truth out of this site once and for all.
So, come, all of you if you are ready to read my own words. They might not be sexy or pretty words since this is a review but at the end of it, you might just get to jerk off if this site turns out to be the real deal.
Sex Chat Till Your Thumbs Fall Off?
As I mentioned above, this is a site for Sex chatting so it’s hard to tell what anyone would expect on the site. Would they have a feature for sending images or would they have actual living and breathing women doing the sex chatting? I don’t know about y’all but if I was beating my meat joyfully while sex chatting and found out that the “girl” chatting with me has a bigger cock, then I’m giving up technology and joining the closest Amish society where I’ll be accepted warmly.
So, I took my heavy nut sacks to this site and got on their homepage. I mistakenly closed the page two times after getting online because I thought I had stumbled upon one of those sites that Ads normally take you to against your will. It was only when I saw their name on the top that I realized that I was already balls-deep in the site. I saw them proudly state that you can chat without any registration and while most people would be jerking their meat in celebration, I was worried about how much their security was lacking.
After saying we could chat without any registration they proceeded to show me a place to register. I was given options like the one to choose my username, gender, age, country, and state. Of course, I didn’t register because I like to know what I am getting my meat into before signing any marriage documents with the site. That’s why I continued looking below to find out what detail the site was hiding in its big fat bottom region. I needed what would make my dick feel alive.
They wrote about having free chat rooms and that made me question if there were non-free chat rooms. If I got on a paid chat room I would expect every single woman there to be interested in physically sucking my dick in a long line. I would also expect a glass of champagne while any and every sex chat session is going on. They said you can meet people from all over the world but there’s probably nowhere to tell. For all you know, you could be sex-chatting with your perverted uncle and stalker.
50 Shades Of Chatib!
From the homepage alone I couldn’t get enough info out of the site and that’s why I removed my condom. I was gonna go raw into the site and even though that was unsafe, we all feel better without the latex cockblocking our feeling of the pussy. I was able to find out that the site has no app version on any platforms. Also, if you’re terrible at sex chatting then they have a section for online chat tips. So, not only can you try to beat your meat, but you can also have a quick education on this site.
Their menu wasn’t a treasure chest of valuable info. They only had 2 options there; Login, and Chatib free registration. I left there and checked out more about their chat rooms and they had chat rooms like; General chat room, Thiscrush English, Singles chat room, and others. I really wondered what a paid chat room would be like and I wanted to check it out but I wasn’t gonna let even 50 cents get spent on this site that I was still pretty much unsure if the people chatting were real.
Among their special features, I saw that they have a feature named ‘Private Chat’. With this little feature, you would be able to message anyone privately and if it is with a girl you like then you have to hope that she wants to listen to what you have to say. This is where your sex chatting training would be needed. You’ll have to say all the right things to make her want to stay in the private chat for hours or maybe weeks. But this is a skill that is only for those in the upper echelon like The Porn Guy.
After a long time sticking my meat into more of the holes on the site, I was able to see that this site can only be recommended for those with an active imagination and those who don’t care about if they’re being lied to. The site does not attempt to verify all the wankers you’ll meet and you’ll likely find someone who is attracted to whatever amount of money they can squeeze from you by pretending to be interested. So, you have to keep your two eyes open to stay safe on a site like this.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Chatib.us
Chatib didn’t really stand out in a nice way like a pocket pussy on a desolate island where you’ve been stuck after a shipwreck. The site itself is the desolate island offering you food that may or may not be poisoned. Since there is no way to know if you’re chatting with a real person you’ll be left confused and bored after spending time on the site. The site needs a lot of things that it is currently lacking and a verification system that works. The site doesn’t get a recommendation from me!