CartoonPorn.PRO
Sure, most X-rated cartoons are drawn by some overweight geek in his cave that hasn’t seen any sunlight in decades, but they manage to sometimes deliver cartoons that make grown adults want to release their nuts out of their ball-sacks and dicks into their socks.
My Cartoonporn.pro review is here to save your wank if you are looking for a cartoon porn site to check out and you’re thinking of taking your meat to this site.
Drawing The Jizz Out Of You!
If art makes you jizz in your room I would hope you’re not walking around calling yourself the classiest wanker of them all. We all know that to gain that title, you would have to go to the fanciest museum in the world in France and when you’re face to face with The Monalisa painting, you should whip out your dick and cum on it. Sure, you’re gonna get your dick sliced off by the security but you would have a title that hasn’t been achieved before.
Cartoonporn has a pretty basic homepage design except for having Stewie from Family Guy beside their logo. Phew, I thought they were gonna have Stewie in lingerie or something that would definitely earn them some prison time. The background color is white with some splashes of green as well. They have a search option for those trying to find Wonder Woman doing wondrous things to her pussy.
There are multiple language options so you won’t have to auto-translate the site every time you wanna beat your meat. They have the following language options; Russian, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, and Turkish. You won’t find any languages from countries that are in the 3rd world because nobody gives a shit about them.
Like with all sites, the creators wish to make a member out of you so at the top of the homepage you’ll see where you can sign up for Cartoonporn. You’re gonna need to come up with a username, and a password of at least 5 characters, you’ll have to reconfirm that password, give your email, and then confirm that you are a human being by entering the security code that you’ll see. After that, you’ll be fully registered.
Taking Cartoonporn From The Back!
I’ve got my Ad Block on but I still somehow managed to see Ads on this site creeping in like a dick in a glory hole. They didn’t show them at first when I was just on the homepage, I guess they wanted me to be more comfortable on the site before unleashing these digital STDs that deserve nothing but a violent fiery cleanse so they can be zero traces of it.
I am in their most viewed cartoon porn videos for the week and I can see videos that are original hentai but the vast majority of porn videos here are parodies of well-known cartoons. All the videos are slapped with the “HD” tag but it is until I find the video I wanna fap to that we will be able to confirm whether or not these guys are lying about the quality of their smut.
The cartoon smut that caught my attention more than any other on this list was The Simpsons. I saw the daughter being fucked by Homer and suddenly my attention was piqued. I wasted no time clicking on the video to load. I was disappointed because it wasn’t a proper video. It was just a video of comic-like drawings and flipping pages. There was no conversation and I couldn’t get into the whole thing so I gave up halfway so I can go search for something worthy of my cock.
I went for the next best thing that they had to offer; a video of Wonder Woman taking dick from a violent and lustful dog. Damn, you can tell the artist doesn’t give a fuck about trying to make this feminist hero have any dignity whatsoever. Once the video loaded I could see that whoever is animating these videos for them doesn’t put a lot of effort into his work and only focuses on the part where the woman is being fucked. Also, it’s clear that they have a thing for beastiality over here.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Cartoonporn
This site wasn’t as special as I hoped it would be. They seem to focus on their own taste in smut and deliver subpar animation while hoping that we would let our imagination do the rest of the job. They do have a lot of content though. I saw so many characters that I would never have imagined their pussies being stretched like Kim Possible, but with how mediocre their artwork is, I could always tell that this is a poor parody. The site doesn’t get a recommendation from me.