BustyPetite

r/BustyPetite

    Love eggs? And bacon? Well, come here and tell me that you don’t dance a jig whenever you get served eggs over easy and bacon, and given a cup of hot mocha to wash the feast down. Yeah, combining two great things is usually awesome and that’s why I feel that chicks who manage to be both busty and petite need to be praised more than the goddess Athena ever was and fucked with all the consideration due their sexy combination! And oh, things get awesome to a T if a busty and petite chick also happens to be slim as fuck. A chick like that can climb into my bed any day and own me for the rest of my life!

    Well, here is my Busty Petite review. Read and weep, fellas, and I might then be persuaded to hand over the number of my sister’s very pretty but empty-headed best friend who can shove telegraph poles into her snatch if you let her!

Reddit Busty Petite Sweet and Nasty!

    Need help to remember what busty and petite chicks look like? Well, there’s a bunch of them in a header atop the r/Busty Petite subreddit. These babes all got great tits and I am talking about mammaries whose shape and fullness leave you speechless for hours and in tears at the goodness of God! That fella gotta be a tit rather than an ass man for sure, but don’t tell him I said so because I still wanna go to heaven and fuck virgin nuns!

    Now, Reddit Busty Petite looks nice enough. It has a customized header that I have already mentioned and a very standard set of options that do not inspire any kind of awe or wonder.

    The top pinned post states that mods here do not allow spam or upvote-baiting titles and I guess that means no one should henceforth be using my name to promote their content here! Think I am joking? Keep on thinking till there’s a boot in your ass that can’t be shaken off!

    As expected, the main user options and site features are at the right of the main page here. The About Community box is very bare though and does not take the trouble to explain what this subreddit is all about and what motto guides it. However, it does state that r/Busty Petite was set up on October 13, 2012, and since then has grown to 2.4 million members. Of this two million plus, I.6K were online at the time of this review and that’s an average number in much the same way that a one-dollar tip to your favorite whore is an average number!

    Oh, there’s a constantly changing image of a busty and petite chick at the right of the page that’s worth keeping a beady eye on. And the rules specify no minors, no names, no reposts, no low-quality stuff, no spam, no assholic behavior, and that sort of thing. Feel like acting like an asshole on r/Busty Petite? Then I hope you got a fine sister the mods here will be allowed to console themselves with, or you are gonna get kicked out hard enough to make your tailbone believe it just got hit by an IED!

Bust Your Nuts In Them Petite Twats!

    You get the hottest content by default here. Nothing is wrong with them, but they could be from last year or even a decade ago. So, if you are looking for the most recent content, you gotta tap the New option and hope to see enough horny sluts to put your right hand in a good mood!

    New stuff pops up with average frequency here. Two to five of them are uploaded each hour and that’s okay enough. I mean, it is not like folks get paid to post their nudes here anyway or something like that.

    Hot stuff here comes with titles like My Titties Are An Acquired Taste, I Definitely Look Better Naked, Now That You Have Seen It You Have To Feel It Too, College Dorm Titty Flash, Only 4’11 But I’ve Got Some Jugs On Me, Come Home To Me, I Will Be Your Naughty Student, My Body Was Built To Be Bred and Big Tits On Slim Frame. The latter got me curious enough to check it out and it showed a slimmer and petite version of Marilyn Monroe grinning and flashing her full jugs. Methinks it should be a crime for titties like hers to be so full or something!

    And guys, I thought I have been with and seen lotsa pretty chicks. But the girl in the Only 4’11 But I’ve Got Some Jugs On Me is a serious contender for the prettiest chick I’ve seen this month! Her face is fresher than the morning dew that drips from the bottoms of angels and her lush brown hair nearly reaches to her waist. All she does in the video is pull up her dress to expose her pierced nipples and tits, but she’s just so open and free you're gonna feel your heart beating extra fast after watching her video. And her laugh sounds so swell you gotta be careful about not falling hard for her and leaving your current girlfriend in tears!

    Perhaps the petite poster is a sorceress and proof of that can be seen in the waist beads on her agile waist that enhance her sex appeal to an almost unbearable extent! The only thing that pisses me off is that this particular video only had 92 upvotes at the time of this review. That’s a crime against nature, fellas!

    Downloads are, of course, enabled here. All you gotta do is click on a GIF or video and it will load on another tab where it can be easily downloaded. Ain’t that peachy, fellas!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Busty Petite

    A subreddit filled with busty, petite, fresh, nasty, sexy-as-hell, seriously erotic and cock-gorging content is something that you fellas do not expect me to recommend? Seriously?

    See, r/Busty Petite feels a bit bland. But bookmarking it sure is gonna do you and that little fella in your shorts a lot of cumming good!