BrutalPorn.tv
Today, you’ll be having a look at my Brutalporn.tv review. I’m not squeamish by any means but when you see the word brutal attached to porn then you have to get prepared for war while hoping for pleasure.
If you’re intrigued with this site then you should join the line, I wanted to split open this site and see if it’ll be brutally fun for a wank session. You can join me and be sure to stay close because these untested waters are rough and wild.
Go Hard Or Go Home On Brutalporn!
This is a safe space for lovers of hardcore sex. You know what I mean? The types that get off to a beautiful woman being treated like a sentient sex doll. If whips and chains excite you then that is the reason the creators of Brutalporn want to be rich thanks to your insatiable appetite for brutal smut. I’m here to guide you down the right path so you don’t step on any land mines and blow up your nuts. No one wants to see that tragedy. I got on the site with the air of a hero.
My eyes had barely gotten used to the site before I saw a thumbnail for a video showing a bitch in leather sticking her strap-on dick into another bitch’s mouth. That was a great welcome to what was to be expected on the site. The dark background color made the site comfortable like having a wank in a warm spring. None of the videos looked like amateur content but some of them still looked just as grainy. I wanted to see if they could impress.
Videos on the homepage were divided into 3 sections; Latest, Most Viewed, and Top Rated. That looked just like most of the sites I had been on. It’s almost like they have a convention where they pick the same design and then jerk each other off in a circle. The latest videos were the ones I was seeing and later I would check out their Most Viewed videos to find any signs of quality life on the site.
BDSM Smut On Steroids!
Their menu looked similar to every other site I had been on. They had very similar options and I was starting to get tired of it. Uniqueness seemed to be out of fashion. They had the following options you’ve probably seen another million times; Latest, Top Rated, Most Viewed, Categories, Models, Tags, and Live Sex. Talk about “Copy and Paste”. I liked how all the names of the models were arranged carefully in alphabetical order. What can I say, I’m a sucker for juicy order.
Their search option worked well even though it was not as advanced as seen on other sites. So far the feeling I had gotten from this site’s creators was that they were going to do and deliver the barest minimum just so they have a foot in the porn industry but because of this, I could find other sites showing me even better content than them. They needed to step up their game or risk being washed away by the cum of wankers having fun on a site with unique features.
The video I searched for appeared like it was there but as I clicked on it they told me that the video file was nowhere to be found. That was false advertising and cock teasing. The site was fast getting on my nerves. If mediocre was a porn site then it would take this site as its twin. I really thought that with its name, the site would be brutal about fighting competition and delivering smut that would make anyone want to beat their meat brutally. Instead, it was brutal being on the site.
Your Dose Of Brutal Mediocrity!
Remember I said I still have to look at their Most Viewed section to see if this site had any life in it? Now that shit was needed more than ever because the site had managed to be the Anti-viagra for dicks. If there wasn’t anything worth my time then I would have to take myself somewhere else with more life in it. If you check out the site yourself you’ll understand what I am talking about. You’ll understand the feeling of pure boredom.
The videos in that section looked just like every other video I had seen on the site and when I tried to watch a random one, it took so long to play after watching a 10-second Ad first. I ended up watching a sex scene from a movie with a pretty popular actress because the rest of the videos acted like they were gonna play before hitting me with the message saying they didn’t have the file. It was brutal, it was torturous, it was boring and l was very tired of the site.
My Suggestions For Brutalporn!
I normally don’t give free advice but I decided that this site needs all the advice that it can get. I would like to see them making the video-playing process easier and they don’t have to focus on low-quality smut. I would like to see a chunk of their content in HD instead of the bullshit I had seen so far. If they can get their shit together then the site would be truly transformed into the home for brutal porn.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Brutalporn
They say that the truth is brutal and so is this site. It was like rubbing some extra spicy pepper on your balls and even that would be more exciting to your dick. The site was boring, to say the least. It was also plagued with some issues that made me happy to be done with the site. I wouldn’t say it is the worst but I’ve seen better. So, if you have a liking for BDSM smut you can check it out when you’re done exploring all the other more interesting BDSM porn sites. I was done with it!