Brasileirinhas

Brasileirinhas.com.br

    What we have here is a Latina porn site and those of you who were thinking the site name was a result of my cat lying on my keyboard and inadvertently pressing some keys, better apologize on bended knee and with crates of the pinkest champagnes in stock! Yeah, there is a porn site with the long-ass name of Brasileirinhas and yeah, it could just have the kind of x-rated fun that Santa failed to make available to you and the global wanking community this last Christmas!

    Here is my Brasileirinhas.com.br review. Read it and weep and better not be caught unfresh with a broken jaw while trying to pronounce the name of this Latina porn site!

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    This is a Latina porn site, as I have mentioned so often that my jaw is feeling a bit dislocated already! What that means for you and I is that just about everything is in Portuguese, the national language over in Brazil. Can’t understand shit about it? You can use Yandex translate, your Google Lens magicky fuckity feature, or just wing it.

    Should you opt to use translation software to help you understand this place better, there’s a good chance that some of what you translate won’t make much sense. But that’s better than nothing making sense here, and like most of you, I know about as much Portuguese as I have first-hand experience with brain surgery via sharpened lug wrenches! 

    And oh, you don’t actually need to translate anything here, because porn is a universal language on its own and you don’t need to read and understand a video title and what the pornstars featured in the video are saying, before you get to enjoy the video. Plus there is an English version of this site by the name of Brasileirinhas.com that has everything the Portuguese version has, except for a chat box on the bottom right.

    Yeah, that’s confusing and it would have been better for the original version of this Latina porn site to have a language menu where you can choose from English and Portuguese and maybe other popular languages. It gets a bit weirder once you realize that there’s an even newer and simpler version of this XXX site and to get at it, you just click the New Version tab atop the Brasileirinhas.com homepage. Yeah, there are effectively 3 XXX sites that have the same content and almost the same look, with the first being in Portuguese and the other two having English as the default language. That shit is confusing for sure.

    Now, the Brasileirinhas.com.br site design is okay enough, but deeply amazing it is not. I feel the homepage is overly crowded with content and content thumbnails are not as big as they are supposed to be. Site features are basic too.

    The other notable features include a search menu that’s more basic than anything in The Flintstones’ garage and some tabs for optimum content filtering. And over at the bottom of the homepage, is an About Us that must have been written by someone who has spent too much time sampling the goodies on offer at this Latina porn site! He must be on first name basis with the tellers at the sex shops that let him stock up on Vaseline and lube on credit, or something like that!
Anyway, this About Us promises 100% Brazilian XXX and it sure looks like it delivers to a T. But there’s more than meets the eye, and I will elaborate on that in a bit.

Latina Fuck Fiends Got Them Coochies Dripping!

    Now, let’s talk business. This Latina porn site does seem to be reasonably packed with Brazilian content that mostly looks exclusive and it calls itself the largest porn producer in Brazil, which is something that y’all better be digesting with a ladleful of salt by your side! Yeah, I sure ain’t in the mood to believe that shit and if this porn site was actually the biggest smut creator in Brazil, there would be so much porn on Brasileirinhas.com/br, that XVideos would be looking over their shoulder, nervous as hell!

    Anyway, there are loads of photos and videos available here, but shit ain’t free. Only registered members who spring for the paid experience get to watch full videos and enjoy other benefits like access to 4K content. Don’t feel like paying? Then you only get 1:10 minute video trailers and that sucks because most of the videos here have runtimes of over 20 minutes.

    Thankfully, even if you are a non-paying member, you can gawk at XXX albums all you like and right-click to download images for free anytime you want. Image quality isn’t A-class, but you should be able to find loads of pictures that deserve to put in some work as your PC wallpaper. But if that kind of stuff is what you are really after, then just go on Babepedia and get ahold of all the hi-res and A-class pornstar images that your eyeballs can bear to get acquainted with!

    As for the cost of membership, you gotta fork over $29.99 monthly if you are based overseas and R$29.99 if you are in Brazil. And no, you and Brazilians ain’t paying the same thing, because 1 USD is worth more than 6 Reals at the current exchange rate. Plus if you are based overseas, you get discounts depending on how many months you are signing up for, which is nice for you lottery winners!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Brasileirinhas

    I’m not typically fond of porn sites whose names I can’t pronounce without slicing my tongue to bits and I do not think all that fondly of paid XXX sites. All that shit apart, I don’t think that Brasileirinhas offers enough value for what they are asking and I don’t see myself recommending it in this lifetime! And the next!