BobTV

BobTV.fr

    I’m gonna be reviewing bobtv.fr today and your eyes are invited to the party. You can also bring your meat but that is optional since this is supposed to be very educative for wankers everywhere.

    We are gonna be seeing a site that has a lot of voyeur content. You probably know what I mean but for those who don’t, they should expect a lot of hidden camera smut that may or may not drive you insane. I guess we’ll see how it goes.

Peeping Tom, Dick, And Harry!

    I realized immediately I got on the site that I was on a French porn site. Maybe it was the smell of croissants and baguettes in the air or the fact that everything was written in French. I wondered what hidden joke would make the French creators of the site choose a name that has ‘Bob’ in it, because to English speakers, Bob sounds like the name of a plumber who has seen more pipes than he has seen women in his entire life.

     Worse, the full name ‘BobTV’ made it sound like it was a webcam site for people to see portly men who would have their jeans low enough to show their ass crack and ruin your appetite for months. I found out that the site did have webcam content and thankfully it was sexy women who would be performing for us live. Who doesn’t like to see a pretty French woman showing all her liberty and ass for the world to wank to?

    Did I mention that the site only features content from French ladies? Well, now you know. I was thinking about what would motivate the site’s creators to create that rule. They could be far-right wankers whose dick can only get hard for everything French or they are simply tired of all the other European women. Whatever the case was, I was gonna have to check out some of these women for the sake of knowledge and fapping as well.

French Kissing BobTV!

    One thing that interested me about this site was how interactive the site was. I mean, since most of the ladies are French I just assumed they would be miming like those black and white-painted fuckers we see in Paris. Anyway, it’s safe to say that if you don’t know any French then communicating with the women to tell them what you’d like them to do would be harder than getting Johnny Sins to give up having sex and become an itinerant monk.

     The site is free to use but without creating an account you would subjected to Ads and you won’t get to enjoy some of the features that they try to seduce you with. Think of this site as a virtual strip club that allows you to look through the windows but you’ll need to be a member of the private club before you’re allowed to come in and spray your cash and jizz everywhere. Their highest membership plan is interestingly called XXL Membership.

Membership Plans For The Wanking Man!

    If you’re opting to be a regular user then you are in for a limited experience on this site. Sometimes the live cam would stop working while you’re already in the middle of wanking. The creators of the site make it that way so your tortured ass would have no choice but to swallow your pride and ask for money from your annoying wife. Anything it takes to get out of the free user experience you’ll end up hating.

    Their XXL Membership plan on the other hand is designed to be attractive. You’ll get access to features like full-screen mode, you’ll be allowed to join rooms that are free because you’re just that special, you’ll even get to see videos uploaded by the women to the site, etc. It was clear that money ruled this site and if you showered them with enough of it, they would French kiss your cock in gratitude.

Checking Out Shape And Design!

    The design of the site wasn’t that special if I am gonna be honest. It looked like if I learned geek shit for a day I would be able to create the site myself. I also didn’t like that their background color was white. With the way the site is designed their thumbnails would confuse you. I didn’t know what I was looking at half the time until I saw many pot-bellied men in their section for male smut.

    Apart from that, I found the site to be acceptable. It’s like the closest thing to a tour of French smut if you’re too busy to go to the country itself and get some hot dates. The site’s design could’ve been better but I wasn’t gonna let that ruin the good I had seen on the site. I was now ready to let y’all know if this site made the cut or if we are just gonna have to cut it off.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Bobtv 

    Bobtv was fun to review even though the site started quirky as hell. I liked how much the creators cared about introducing French women to everyone’s dick. They should be made ambassadors if not for the fact that I didn’t like the design of the site. Still, it was fun to check out and I would be recommending it to wankers who would like to have some culture to their bohemian faps.