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BigFuck.tv

    A big fuck is what I have long been handing out to every chick on my block whose man has yet to put a ring on it! Unsurprisingly, a hard worker like me has done such a good job, that my neck of the woods has seen an unprecedented explosion in the sale of wheelchairs, mobility scooters, and adult diapers! Them bitches gotta tape themselves up to walk anywhere these days and keep their guts from spilling outta the extra holes I magnanimously donated to them! Hell, if you are visiting my block, you better come in scuba gear, because you are gonna be in enough slime and squirt juice to train a killer whale in!

    Yeah, a big fuck is always needed somewhere and I am in the mood to make that happen to the BigFuck.tv admin! This is a porn site with big ambitions, plus an admin that sounds like she has bazungas that haven’t gone through a proper milking in a while!

    Here’s my BigFuck.tv review. Y’all can read it and give a big fuck I can pay my phone bills with!

A Crippling Big Fuck Is What the Doctor Ordered!

    Big Fuck sticks to the basics and still manages to look rad. This porn site has no eye candy stuff, but it does boast a glittering white background color that highlights everything to the best effect.

    Site arrangement is okay too, but this place has category image thumbnails on the homepage that are far too small and not as lush as they should be. Make them thumbnails big and glossy like Cherokee D Ass likes her BBC served up and BigFuck.tv should then have the gumption to compete with the likes of Pornhub and XVideos!

    Oh well! I take back my words. The site arrangement here is anything but okay and the user options can make little to no sense. Like I said a few seconds ago, the homepage is crammed with tiny category thumbnails. User options atop the homepage consist of a search option with basic fuck skills, plus some tabs and tags. At the top right are Feed and Trending Now options, with the latter taking you top trending stuff and the Feed thing taking you to the XXX channels, categories, and pornstars you subscribed to.

    The above sounds great, especially because you can subscribe to stuff here without having to get a membership card. But if you scroll down the BigFuck.tv homepage, around ⅔ of the way down will be a selection of popular pornstars, plus trending, recently added and top-rated videos. Dunno about you, but the bottom of a site homepage is not where you are supposed to have your top-rated, trending, and recently added videos. The most sensible thing here would have been to have the latest videos atop the homepage, followed by the top-rated and trending. And then have a selection of popular categories at the bottom of the homepage, or ditch that and make the categories list accessible whenever your ass clicks on the Categories tab.

    And talking of tabs, this place has Home, Categories, Pornstars, Best Videos, Most Popular, New Videos, Channels, Best Porn Site, Live Sex, Sex Dating and HD Porn. These tabs aren't highlighted and they are positioned close to some tags. That makes picking them out harder than it should be. Plus the last 4 of these tabs are direct ad links and about as useful as a 1-inch diameter butt plug would be when used by the gigantic assholes that are taxmen the world over!

Gotta Give A Big Fuck, Or Else!

    Got a thing for pornstar bios? Well, Big Fuck has a great collection of them. Yeah, this porn site has like 69 pages of porn stars and a lot of these have very detailed bios that almost but not quite hits the right spot. And that’s because they sound like they were written by a literature don who barely has enough humor and a dirty mind to fill the bottom of a thimble! A fella like this would have a heart attack if a big-ass chick tried humping him in public!


    Anyway, the pornstars here are sortable by number of videos, alphabetically and by popularity. There’s also an advanced menu option on the top right of the Pornstars page that lets you filter the sluts, boner downers, and naval cannon-equipped fuckers here by gender, body type, breast size, ethnicity, hair color, country, piercings, and eye color. About the only thing you cannot do is ask for a 3D animation of each pornstar and look up their bent-over backsides!

    Also, options at Best Videos, Most Popular, and New Videos let you sort by video length and quality. And the videos here seldom exceed 10 minutes in length.

    In the best video section were titles like Katty West Got Fucked Hard Sex Video, Shae Summers Sucking Dick Sex Scene, Blonde Nailed By BBC, Love Intertwined, Raw Sex Scene Alongside Gia Page, Cheerleader Rough Hard Sex, Skinny European Blonde Babe Creampie, and Latina Devyn Cole Blowjob. The latter was from MOFOS and runtime was 8 minutes. Around half of the video consisted of Devyn Cole touching her muff and in the other half, she spreads it and got a gut-stirring fuck from a boner that could have been taken off a stallion!

    Over in the Most Popular section was Arab Orgasm In Library HD. This had a 21-minute runtime and starred the one and only Mia Khalifa. And yeah, she spent a lot of time showing off her body beautiful and fingering the shish kebab from her slit!

    Now, video playback options on BigFuck.tv are almost non-existent. Content ratings and comments are supported though, as are limitless one-click downloads. Videos seem to be of HD quality and that cannot be adjusted.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Big Fuck

    This Big Fuck of a site hits a lot of spots just the right way! While it could do with some polish and a less crammed homepage, it’s still the kind of big-assed fucker you wanna be best friends with!