BigCockMonster

BigCock.Monster

    Monster cocks have always been fascinating objects of creation. If you are lucky enough to have one, don’t look half bad and know what a clit is, you could easily make a killing in the world of porn and get paid by big cock porn studios to pound some of the prettiest chicks straight into the ground, or right into a cheap wheelchair from eBay! Or you can go the easier route of living off lonely housewives, who have the hankering to get regular doses of hardcore fucks from monster dicks that’s gonna give them an incurable case of aching coochies!

    Now, big cock porn sites are a dime a dozen these days and I am gonna review one that goes by the very pedestrian name of Big Cock Monster. Here’s my Big Cock Monster review. Read and weep if you have been doling out more than your fair share of big and mighty dick to the lovely neighborhood ladies!

Big Cocks Mean Mighty Monster Fucks!

    Big cocks are something the almighty failed to equally distribute. If that fella was in the business of answering prayers, I can tell you for free that like 90 percent of men on this planet would have penises that gotta be sheathed in woolen socks, because they drag on the ground with a slithering will!

    But having a monster cock and knowing how to make proper use of it is another matter entirely. And that’s why most women do not have pleasant encounters with such naval artillery. So, if you are extremely well endowed down there, be very thankful for it, be sure you know how to fuck and don’t just focus on impaling your conquests and plowing your way from their cunt to their belly button!

    Now, Big Cock Monster looks quite ordinary. Pink for some reason was chosen as the background and you get red and white accents here and here. This for sure ain’t the kind of XXX site that much thought was invested in creating, but then that might not matter much.

    User options are very basic and there’s an equally basic search option at the top right. Next to that are the Categories and Sites options, with the latter taking you to the big cock porn sites whose content can be found here, and the Categories options delivering what’s asked for.

    The category thumbnails here have the number of videos and ratings listed and can’t be sorted alphabetically, by popularity, rating, and that kind of thing. But the big cock porn sites in the Sites tab can be sorted by rating and Home Porno Tapes, Girls Next Door Abused, 18 Flesh, and Teen Teacher are the best of the bunch, with 87% approval ratings each. Team Skeet is featured too, but it only has an 86% rating, while Cum Fiesta has the same rating and the largest number of videos of all featured big cock porn sites at 437.

Big Cock Monster Freaks Walk Funny All Day!

    Up top here, you get a small selection of XXX categories in red accents. And at the bottom of the Big Cock Monster homepage is a small selection of porn sites and popular search terms. Public Toilet, Zoe Doll, and Asia Slammed seem to be among the stuff that folks here wanna see a lot of and I can’t imagine why!

    Here, you can find 163 pages of porn devoted to the big cock niche and that’s a decent number. Also decent were the search results when I clicked on Asian Slammed. There were almost 50 videos available on that genre and an option on the top right of the page let me sort these by rating, latest, most relevant, most commented, most favourite, most viewed, and longest. That said, a good number of the videos classified as Asian Slammed did not have actual Asians in them. Go figure!

    I checked out the Hardcore niche and this had titles like Shameless Brunette Hannah West Getting Her Fannie Annihilated Dearly, Worshiped Zoey Monroe Is Eager To Hop On A Dong, Awesome Josephine Kelly Blows Talented Playmate, Angelic Ally Tate Rubs Her Clit While Being Banged, Sugary Blonde Samantha Has A Fat Meat To Chow, Savory Alina West Loves To Show Her Perfect Tits and Ass, Inviting Asa Akira Gets Her Juicy Pussy Fucked Good, and Vigorous Jada Stevens Joyfully Strips and Gets Plowed By A Young Stud. The latter had been uploaded 2 years ago and only had 8K plus views, which sucks, till you get to know it is just a compilation of Jada pressing her big booty against big cocks and daring them to give her a second asshole! Incidentally, this particular big cock video had a 6-minute runtime and the full version was available on EvilAngel for a fee.

    Over in the Hairy category was Pussy Tester With A Huge Lovestick Gets Sucked and Ridden By Prodigious Lily Raider. Runtime here was 5 minutes and the full video was available on BangBros. In this video, Lily gave a monster cock a BJ and then got a doggy-style fuck on a white sofa for her trouble. Poor Lily and her pounded cunt!

    Now, playback options on this monster cock XXX site are very basic and updates seem to have stopped 2 years ago. Unlimited video downloads are enabled by default and videos are 5 minutes long on average. Playback quality ranges from 480p to HD and you can both rate and comment on any video, which is nice.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Big Cock Monster

    I like Big Cock Monster, its many big cock freaks and the sluts that dare ride these telegraph poles without first putting their wills in place! But it is a very basic site and offers nothing that you won’t find on bigger porn sites and in both better quality and quantity.
So, not even for all the big cock juice in China can I be persuaded to recommend this place!