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BestJavPorn.com

    You should come to have a taste of my Bestjavporn.com review if you want to know if this site would leave a bitter or sweet taste in your mouth. When a site is bold enough to attach “Best” to their name you have to keep an open mind because they could be trying to compensate for something.

    That is the main reason why the good people and wankers everywhere have called on The Porn Guy they trust to spread this site’s legs open and take a much closer and intimate look at the site. You have the honor of being my audience. So, join me for this.

Best Or Waste Of Jav Porn?

    You heard me right, I am gonna be spreading the site’s legs and hopefully what I see won’t shrink my massive dick. I was ready to get into their homepage and see what type of site I would be dealing with today. I opened the homepage and came face to face with an Ad telling me I could have free access to chat with the hottest women on the planet and then proceeded to show me a nude AI woman. Let’s just say my confidence in that Ad is very little and this wasn’t the welcome I should have felt.

    In the true spirit of a Japanese adult video site, I was bombarded with thumbnails that looked like movie posters. Visually, it was pretty but it lacked some of the raw detail we usually get in Western Porn. Sometimes we like to see the actress fucked in our favorite positions. That’s why when I am on a Japanese site, I am always looking for the biggest set of titties that I can find. Sometimes the titties end up being smaller than the thumbnail showed but other times, it’s the real deal.

    The site also had its categories on the homepage. I’ve been on many Japanese porn sites and they have a kink for having their most important sections on the homepage. So, I saw sections like; Jav Censored Porn Videos, Jav Uncensored Porn Videos, Jav Amateur Porn Videos, etc. At the bottom of the page, there were some writings from the site. Most of what they were writing was drivel and not worthy of my time so I checked out their last section showing their most popular search.

    All that time I was on the homepage, I was trying to pretend I didn’t see the Ad at the bottom of the page. I was hoping it would go away if I didn’t believe in it. But alas, it was still there. I had only seen two Ads on the site and I would’ve liked to keep it that way or they would be seeing my angry side. Don’t we all hate those sites that would have the Ads steal all the attention? It would be almost as if you came to the site purposely to have an Ad-filled dick-deflating type of experience.

Using My Meat To Check Smut Quality!

    Before listening to the whispers and cravings of my balls I decided against watching a video immediately and opted instead for checking out the site’s menu to see if I missed anything important there. I saw the following options there; Home, Censored, Uncensored, Amateur, Decensored, Live Cams, and Subbed Jav. First things first, I didn’t know what Decensored meant. Did it mean someone found censored videos and used some technology to restore the missing private parts that are always covered up?

    I checked out the videos in the Decensored section and all the videos I could see had “Uncensored Leaked” added to their titles. So, I can deduce that they aren’t using any special technology or techniques, they simply find the leaked porn version. I’m talking about the video version that is untouched until the people with the most non-important jobs on the planet edit the private parts till they are pixelated. Still, the section had caught my dick’s attention and I was ready to find one of the “leaked videos” to make my dick leak too.

    I found a video that I wanted to see and I clicked on it. I was taken to another page that had Ads waiting for me like a bunch of bandits holding clubs. I had to fight those Ads for longer than you can imagine just to get the chance to load and play the video like a normal wanker. I did all that waiting and fighting, I had to watch an Ad for 5 seconds only for the site to display “This video cannot be played because of a technical error” instead of rewarding my tough experience on the site with a happy ending like my favorite massage parlors.

    The site had managed to piss both me and my dick off. I was gonna give them another chance to impress me or they would risk having a bad review from me. I went back to find another video knowing fully well I would have to fight another set of Ads again. I did all of that over again and it still ended with that error message. I had seen enough of the site and I was sure that I would not be coming back to the site for any reason whatsoever. I had already wasted too much time I couldn’t get back checking it out. 

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Bestjavporn

    Bestjavporn should begin looking for another name for their site because I would like to see a site more deserving of the title “best” get the name instead. This site only managed to serve me the best disappointments that they could muster up. What good is a porn site that would freeze up and act stupid when The Porn Guy is around with his inspector of a dick? The site doesn’t get any recommendations from me and I would like to see them make a lot of improvements if I were to ever come back to the site.