BDSMLR

Bdsmlr.com

Just how many fetishes do you have? Yes, count them all one by one and see what the good Lord has done for you!

I don’t know about you but I think life would be weird if you didn’t have at least one fetish. My fetish happens to deal with licking pussies that marinated overnight in very cold weather and before the owner goes off to offload her morning pee. What’s yours? No! Don’t bother telling me, because I am sure what you have to say will get the devil so shocked he calls the cops on you!

Anyway, there’s a lot of fetish porn sites out there, just in case you have never noticed, because you are so busy seeing how far you stretch your Vaseline-anointed woody! BDSMLR is a fetish porn site I intend to review today. Go find something colder than a witch’s tit to pour in your glass, take a seat, and read my BDSMLR review.

Killing It With Fetishes!

    In case I didn’t say it enough times before, BDSMLR says it is a site for folks whose interests lean towards BDSM and fetishes. Get caught snooping through the site by your wife and lie to her that you stumbled into there by mistake and my fist will have an urgent business to discuss with your jaw!

    Now, the site has a classy and well-designed homepage, but before you can gain access to anything you need to sign up first with your email, username, and password. Signing up is free and you don’t need to make your credit details available before the site admins let you in.

Once the signup process is complete, you will be shown how everything works, like how to make posts and sit on a nun’s face till she cries to Our Savior! BDMSLR tries hard to customize the user experience. To that effect, once you are a member, you have to fill in a questionnaire of sorts indicating what fetishes you are into. Pages are then presented for your perusal, with these aligning with your expressed needs and interests. Neat!

Sweet Sixteen!

    There are a total of sixteen XXX categories on BDMSLR that folks can explore to their heart's content. Some of the content in these are very smutty, while others are barely so. These categories include Extreme, Hentai, Cartoon, Funny, Lesbian, Latex, Maledom, Vintage, Femdom, Sissy, Art, GIFs, Gay, Journals, Quotes, and Other.

    All these categories have something for everyone. The Funny and Art section has some really entertaining stuff you should really dig into once you have the time. The GIF section has plenty of those super-short movies, and these are super-erotic, while the Extreme section boasts the kind of stuff that could make you puke, unless you have a stomach that's plated with stainless steel! The Hentai and Cartoon categories have similar erotic content, while Journals and Quotes are for those who like to use both their brain matter and cumming skills at full capacity!

Femdom and Maledom are basically two sides of the same coin. In the first of these categories, you get to see males getting humiliated and women writing stuff about what they want to do to this or that guy. The Maledom section has similar content, only this one is focused on degrading women and causing them pain via varied erotic means. Heady stuff!

The Lesbian and Latex categories both have what their name suggests, as does the Gay and Sissy categories. The Sissy category however features both male and female characters who like to be bossed around, demeaned, and flogged silly for any and every infraction. Weird!

Click on the Vintage category on BDSMLR for some vintage stuff that I can almost bet your parents watched back in the days! There remains the Other category, right? Well, it is a mash-up of this and that, all of which are worth checking out.

What I Think

    BDSMLR does most things with panache and has a great-looking and slick-feeling site that’s relatively packed with content. Sure, a site like this is not for all comers, but BDSMLR does a great job of making unconventional stuff easily accessible and gathers enlightened babes and fellas who want to talk about such stuff and nothing else. So join and you might learn how to tell a woman’s age from the color and size of her peehole!