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    Craigslist set the pace and every other escort site has since then been furiously scrambling to one-up it. Yeah, there was a time when Craigslist had no rival, but those days are gone with the wind, just like your girlfriend’s virginity and sanity!

    But that does not mean that the site and the standards it set are no longer being held up as a model to follow. And that is why you cannot review any escort site on the planet without comparing it to Craigslist. Do otherwise and you will wake up to a bloody horse head in your bed and maybe the skankiest drug mule in North America perched on your face! For sure you are gonna vomit your guts at the horror of it all and let’s hope ThePornDude is hungry enough to scarf all that down!

    Anyway fellas, here’s my BackPagePro.com review. Read it and weep if you wanna live forever in a tropical paradise with nothing but fat cunt sluts for company!

The Matter Of 18

    The first thing that welcomes you to this escorts US site is a box you gotta click that says you are 18 and adult enough to accept being forcefully struck with overhanging bottoms! BackPagePro will then appear in all its stark glory and stark this site is. But that box and varieties of it will keep popping up as you browse through what the site offers and that can quickly grow frustrating enough for you to trip and fall into the wet and ready glory hole of your visiting cousin! Have fun and cum like a lord!

    White is the background color on BackPagePro, with accents of blue here and there. And for sure, there’s enough eye candy in view to blind not an ant, but a spermatozoa! But then, the fact that this escort site is so stark tells you that the fellas running it do not care about showy nonsense and simply want the job done in as simple and speedy a manner as possible.

    Anyway, BackPagePro.com caters to American audiences only. That’s to say, it supports the US only and if you aren’t in the States, you gotta go there to book an escort on BackPagePro. But of course, if you got enough moolah to persuade Jonah to slip it into his wife with whale dick, you can hire escorts on this site to visit you, regardless of wherever on the planet you might be. Yeah, fly them to your location on your jet and then give them the first-class treatment that involves penetrating their holes far more speedily and forcefully than any doctor would in good conscience recommend!

    As I was saying, the homepage of this escorts US site is filled with the names of American states and cities. At the bottom of the homepage is a non escort-related ad, with the top hosting the main tabs and user options. There are Post Ad, Flag, Login, and Register options, plus a menu at the top right with Home, Dashboard, Terms, Privacy, Forgot Your Password, and Register & Apply options.

    You can only post an ad here if you register first and color me surprised and with a bucket of paint no less! The Flag ad option works regardless of whether you are logged in or not. Registrations are not exactly free and you are required to take a video with your credit card and driver's license, plus you gotta confirm your phone number. They might as well ask for a stool sample and proof that you have been sticking it into all the local thots on the daily and aren’t by any chance a regular cock throttler whose right hand daily sees more lube than a truck wheel axle can hope for in a year!

Baby Got A Pro-Level Butt!

    See, you don’t need to register here to enjoy what BackPagePro.com has to offer. Sure you can’t post your own escort ad unless you get a membership card. But no one is saying you can’t look around and see what escorts all over the US are charging for a good bit of a roll in the hay and a sweet suck in the alley down the street.

    When you wanna get down to business here, you just click on any US state and city. Then you gotta choose what you want and who you need it from. For example, you can be a male in search of a male, female, or trans escort, or a female in search of female, trans or male escorts. That clear? Then let’s talk about escort prices.

    Erin Lynn lives in Bakersfield, California, and is 27 years old. Her profile includes her Snapchat details and the two glossy images in her profile make quite clear the fact that she’s a very pretty lady with a fab and fabulously big ass and tits I could swear look bigger than Mount Rushmore! The only thing that stressed me about this chick is that there are no prices listed in her profile and no arching picture of her to be seen that would help me calculate the best angle a dick gotta fuck her in the doggy style to make her lose her mind and release a fountain-worth of cum!

    Joyce Sess, on the other hand, lives in the Bronx. She also has huge tits and is curvy and trim. Her eyes are the type to get you in the mood to fuck the merry shit out of a broken bottle and I can almost swear she’s gonna be insatiable in bed. She too does not list her charges and it is not because she’s suddenly in the mood to give away her cuntified goodness for free. Because if she is, you can bet your sweet potatooie that I ThePornGuy will be first in line to test the goodies she’s offering and will hopefully fuck a sudden need for wheelchairs into her!

    Now, there was no way I could go through all the escort profiles on this site. But in those I did go through, no listed price was visible. So, I am gonna guess that escorts on this US escort site charge the same or almost the same as their brethren in other parts of the US and that means like $100-$200 per hour. And maybe half that for half an hour or a BJ.

Bitch, What!

    The escorts on this site are of reasonably good quality. I would rate them 7 out of 10. Escort profiles are however short of details and you gotta wait till the cows come home, and recite the entire Kama Sutra by heart before you come across a profile with explanatory text that details what the escort is like, what she is offering and the prices to be charged.

    There also does not appear to be any reliable means of verifying these escorts. And that’s why you are advised to never send money to a chick you meet here, unless you are pretty sure that she’s who she says she is and is not actually that PornDude fella masquerading as a MILF whose slimy cunt is available at bargain basement prices!

    Also, there sure aren’t all that many escorts on this site, with some featured American cities having less than 5.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of BackPagePro

    This escorts US site sure does hold a lot of promise. But after spending some hours on it, I would rather teabag a live tiger, while juggling boiling cans of lima beans than visit again!