AZMen

AZMen.com

    X-Men I know of, but what in the funky ass slobber drool is AZmen? I heard of the place, looked it up and it turned out to be one of those porn sites that obsess over celeb porn, celeb leaks, and celeb fucking nudes. And yeah, a lot of what you are gonna see there are taken from this and that movie, so this might not be the celeb porn paradise that some of you might be hoping it’s gonna be.
Here is my AZmen.com review. Read it and weep if you are a celeb and your nudes are what fellas have been using to produce a gazillion liters of cum weekly for longer than I care to calculate!

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    Well, AZmen seems to be part of a network and there’s a good list of sister sites right atop the page, all with names beginning with AZ like it’s some sort of Masonic shit/code. As for the site design of this celeb porn site, it sure is better than most and looks sleek as fuck. That said, the deep black site background is not to my liking and the homepage is a bit too crowded with stuff. Other than that, this celeb porn site screams quality loud enough to persuade Ariana Grande to snap out of her scarecrow phase and start loading her plate with steak and gravy!

    For site features, you get a basic ass search menu, plus log-in and sign-up tabs. There’s also a Browse menu that lets you look through a wide range of stuff, from celebs and movies to tags and playlists. And yeah, this place has a Category page. But there are like 10 featured categories and I am not sure yet if that’s a sign of monumental incompetence or a deliberate insult. Hell, not even 20 XXX categories would be enough for any reasonable porn site and 10 simply does not cut it in any way, shape, form, volume or frigging diameter.

    Signing up here is free and the biggest advantage to that is that members get to upload content. Plus you don’t even need to waste time entering your pesky personal details and can very quickly sign up with your Google account.

    That said, you might have problems signing up till you disable your ad-blocker and there’s no Community page here where members can befriend each other and exchange flirty direct messages about how they wanna eat each other’s booties with cranberry sauce on cold Sunday mornings! Don’t like cranberry sauce? Well, that could be why your favorite celeb has not yet accepted your generous offer to hang out at your place and use your cock to check her oil level!

    Need more site features? Well, on the bottom of the homepage of this celeb porn site are About Us, Contact Us, FAQ and Support links. The About Us incidentally describes AZmen as being a gay celeb porn site, which got me so shook up I could swear my ass turned pink overnight! Or not!

    And oh, as per “company policy”, AZmen does not provide details of how much stuff it has. Yeah, they want you to go through hoops to find out how much content is at this place and that does not make any kind of sense. That kind of stunt is for sure not the sort of stuff that any site that cares about transparency and its members would dare pull and the only thing it indicates is that the admins here have penises that are barely bigger than you would see on a frog and they spend so much time admiring them little throbbing wonders that their celeb leak site ends up being very lacking in content volume!

AZ Men Gotta Split Them Ass Cheeks Soonest!

    Like I said, AZmen got more stuff on their homepage than I am used to seeing on most XXX sites. This stuff consists of trending videos, trending celebs, trending movies, recently added videos, recently updated stories, movies and celebs, and editor’s picks. And oh, there’s very little actual porn on the homepage, which mostly makes this site SFW. Yeah, whip out your phone or tablet and browse this celeb leak site at work and anyone who looks over your shoulder is probably gonna see just images of hot guys like John Cena, Luke Wilson, and Louis Partridge.

    The trending movies here included stuff like Yellowstone, Sex Education, Elite, Game of Thrones, and The Sex Lives of College Girls. And no, you don’t get the full videos here, just carefully selected scenes with nudity, sex, and the like that’s seldom more than a minute long. You might as well just watch them movies on Netflix, or download them in full from a torrent site or Telegram channel like the outlaw you are!

    For the recently added stories genre, at the time of this review, these were stuff like: Jason Derulo Showing Off His Hot Anaconda, Nick Fuentes & Destiny Sex Tape, Supreme Patty Naked Jetski Riding, Taylor Lautner’s Sexy Dick and Luigi Mangione’s Sexy & Hot Photos Collection. The latter was just photos of Luigi topless and these are the kind of stuff you can easily get from his social media accounts. But there were 4 low-quality images of Taylor Lautner’s truncheon to get off on if that is what you are interested in. As for the Jason Derulo Anaconda thing, that was just a single low-res image of the guy in shorts and the only anaconda to be seen is the one you got in your eye!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of AZmen

    Well, for one, given how little actual porn there is here, I am not really sure AZmen could be referred to as a porn site. Secondly, there’s zero here that’s exclusive and nothing you can’t get by subscribing to the social media of your favorite celebs and checking out all the movies they have been in.

    Understandably, I cannot recommend AZmen for all the tight and tender coochies they got in eternally bang-happy Bangkok and that’s on Mary had a little lamb that an evil witch later turned to Parmesan cheese and crackers!