Area51

Area51.porn

    Stick around for my Area52.porn review because when you hear Area52 and the word porn joined together you can only imagine butt-naked alien sex. That explains why the government goes to those lengths to keep all that smut hidden from the good citizens. 

    Whatever this site has to offer would be uncovered by me and with you reading, we can both understand just what this crazy porn site has in store for us.

Do You Cum In Peace?

    If you’re about to be inside a site that has an alien theme, you wouldn’t know what to expect just like me. Especially when you open the site and see that their logo has a cartoon version of an alien wearing a Christmas hat even though it wasn’t yet Christmas at the time of this review. It truly was a crazy site and I couldn’t wait to know if the site would deliver a wank that was out of this world or it’ll infect wankers with Space Crabs.

    Still on the design, I liked the darkness of the site. When doing something like fapping, a dark porn site saves you from burning your eyes and gives you some protection in case someone rudely burst into your room and finds you near your PC. I still didn’t know what to expect on this site even though I was on the homepage looking around. I went over to the section for their videos and finally got a clue what the site offered.

    You’re probably curious about what I saw but you gotta let me see if most of the videos are indeed like that. I confirmed, almost every video on the homepage had to do with incest or Step-incest. Some of the captions on the videos assured that some videos showed real incest but I wouldn’t believe that shit until they start the porn video with a look at both their IDs or something. Also, most of the videos looked like they were shot from an Alien’s asshole.

Destination For Earth Taboo Porn!

    “Houston, no problem we found porn” was the motto of the site and I’m sure whoever came up with that had champagne and a celebratory wank to cheer himself for being very creative. If you’re a true patriot and wank only to women from your country then this site isn’t for you because I saw that many of the videos came from European countries and the USA. They even had Indian smut to give their porn site an Asian flavor.

    I’ll admit, their tags and categories were packed to the gills with options for a fapping man. Each of the categories also had several videos that you could find there. For some reason, the Category with the most videos was ‘Brunette’. Even the category for Blowjobs didn’t have as many videos but it came second. You can also see a hair most watched categories with some of the most interesting thumbnails I had seen.

    A quick look into one of their categories confirmed something I didn’t like about this site. The videos all looked grainy and horrible. Even the studio-made content looked crappy. You would have to ridiculously lower your standards to enjoy most of the content this site had. I didn’t wanna give up on it so I went to search for quality smut in their ‘Most Viewed’ section.

    I wasn’t expecting much there but that was where I could see this site redeem itself and make it into my good book and me again. I still had a feeling it’d be some more irritating content that awaited.

Need Some Space From HD Smut?

    Their most viewed videos didn’t offer any sanctuary. In fact, it was worse than any other section. It was crawling with lots of boring short videos that were filmed to cause torture to the eyes. If you’re a fan of leaked content that may or may not disgust you then you can give this site a try. They showed a video showing some girl being flogged for cheating and even a BDSM lover would question his tastes when seeing their content.

    There was nothing more I wanted to see on this site. If I stayed for longer I was sure my balls might shrink. Their smut wasn’t for me in many ways. I could’ve handled their taboo content but the level of quality I had seen just made everything about the site unappetizing. They probably spent a lot of money making their site look that modern but their content ruins it like a cake with a pair of nut sacks on it. I was ready to make my verdict on the site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Area51.porn

    This site was rightly named Area51 because it should be kept away from the general masses. I was turned off by their overflow of low-budget smut. I knew it was a crazy site but what was crazy was the lack of excitement that normally comes with a porn site you’re checking out. Their porn videos are niche and you can only know if you like their smut if you don’t throw up while on the site. Area51 gets no recommendation from me!