APornStories

APornStories.com

    Apornstories sure does go above and beyond to live up to its name, lineage, and the cumming glory of its forebears! Yes, this place is all about porn stories and there are enough of them to get a cum jet in the shape of an apostrophe out of that naval cannon y’all insist on calling your woodies!

    Sure, porn stories aren't the rage they used to be. But they can be really enlightening and there’s stuff you can read that no porn video watching will teach you. Plus while you can’t always watch porn videos on the tube or elsewhere in public, no one with their head screwed on right is gonna disturb you for reading the nastiest, skankiest, and most asshole-trimming XXX stories you can find and that’s on Mary had a little lamb, till she got shipped to a Tibetan mountaintop!

    Here’s my Apornstories.com review. Read this and weep, and help chase the local drought away!

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    Sex story sites aren’t usually eye-candy-laden. You go there to read erotic stuff, not to gawp at images of nude chicks who can’t seem to close their legs. So, while a lot of such sites look like sweet-ass and high-end online magazines, a lot look like shit.

    Apornstories does not exactly look like shit, but there’s about as much eye candy in this place as there are authentic Mia Khalifa used panties stored in the vaults of the Vatican! Seriously though, this place does not look too bad for a sex story site. It looks a bit like the open pages of an old book and I like the way everything is sensibly arranged.

    The top left of the homepage is where the site logo is and this comprises a feather pen of the type they used to write the Declaration of Independence, plus a red silhouette of a lady shaking her booty. She’s wearing what seems to be an ankle-length skirt or dress and you just know that she’s the type to suck your dick all night and wake up at 7 am to cook you the biggest and best breakfast you ever ate. Finish that feast and you will be wanting to bend her over the sink and show your gratitude. That’s if Mr Heartburn lets you!

    Anyway, there are a few user options  atop the homepage, plus a small About Us. Most of the home page real estate is filled with content that seems to be arranged by date. The latest is from 2022 though, and unless I accidentally invented a time travel machine and went back in time to buy up Bitcoin, Solana, and ETH on the cheap, I ain’t got nothing I wanna do with 2022.

    At the right of the homepage of this porn stories site is an extensive and alphabetical list of categories and a bit down is a list of popular search terms like wife stories, humiliation stories, perverted stories, sissy stories, and black stories. While this is nice, you can’t really tell which are the most popular, top-rated, best-viewed categories and search terms and stuff like that can do a great job of helping you focus on where fellow fuckers like yourself are devoting their reading comprehension and literary-inspired orgasm skills to. And oh, just above the category list on the right is an option that lets you change the font size in this place.

    The bottom of the Apornstories.com page hosts the usual About, Terms & Conditions, and DMCA stuff. You are also warned to not copy what you see here and pass it off as your own. When caught, the fuckers who run this place promise to find a way to squeeze an electric eel up your backside, to shock some morality into your silly ass!

A World Of Porn Stories At Your Cock Tip!

    Home, Authors, Categories, Stories By Tag, Contact, and Submit are the main user options to be had in this free sex story site. You can register for free to submit your erotic stories, but don’t expect to get enough royalty payments to go shopping for luxury yachts on the likes of Burgess!

    And oh, registration was closed at the time of this review, but old users can apparently log in. Registration being closed either means this place has got all the stories it wants to publish, or the admin read a story that did such a mind-fuck job on him that he had to take a sabbatical to rest and recover his faith in humanity!

    Now, tags and categories are available for your expert perusal when you click the relevant user options for them. The Authors option brings up not the extensive list of potential Nobel Prize for Literature winners that I was expecting, but a pitiful thing with less than 20 authors, most with no story to their name. Dunno the kind of black magic Apornstories got going, but I ain’t gonna be a part of it for sure.

    With the Authors page being bust, the best way to get at what you need here is to check out the tag or category list, or the top searches list. Or you can check out the 52 pages of stuff that’s on the homepage.

    Clicking the Voyeur category got me titles like Tom & Fred, Shopping Day, I Only Want To Watch, Peeping Tom, and College Stripper. The latter was uploaded in March 2013 and was about a college coed who went to a strip show, joined the pros on stage, stripped, and had an orgasm with all eyes on her. She also got her pussy ate and gargled on a BBC.

    And over in the Western category were titles like Damsel in Distress, The Rancher, Seminole, White Feather, and Five Card Stud. The latter was also a March 2013 upload and it was a bit of a hard read. Rather than a story about gambling in some hick town around 200 years ago in the American West, it was about a hooker in space and her johns. It wasn’t too bad, but I would rather stick a knitting needle in my eye than read it again!

    So, comments and ratings are supported on this sex stories site. You gotta enter your email and complete several captchas to leave a comment. And that doesn’t really make sense. You can’t sort stuff by ratings here, correct? Then why in the holy hell are users allowed to rate stuff when their rating is not put to any ostensible use?

    Plus while it is not possible to sort the stuff here by date, it does seem like the last content update was 2 years ago. The stories here are also a bit on the small side- 1K words or so. That’s pitifully small.

    And oh, this sex stories site has a small collection of audio tapes. To get at them, just click the audio category and play away. These max out at 2 minutes each though, which isn’t long enough by any measure.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Apornstories

    This porn stories site does the basics well. It won’t thrill a kidney stone out of you, but it does most of what you will want it to.
Can’t recommend it, but it is worth a look to literary buffs.