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Annoncelight Review

~ Pros ~

Lots of escort ads

Easy to navigate site

Good quality escorts

Female and trans escorts available

~ Cons ~ 

❌ Low budget and boring site design

❌ Pages are too wordy

❌ No language options available

❌ Unverified escort profiles

Annoncelight

    Annoncelight.dk is a Danish escort site and for a while I thought the dk meant dick. But no fellas, it stands for Denmark, which is pretty cool by the way. But then if your dick happens to be found somewhere in Denmark and you just have to use it on some escort cunts when your fuck hormones begin calling for some attention, then escort sites like the one I’ll be reviewing today might just be your saving grace. Damn your jerk off lotion and fuck to my Annoncelight review already, perverted penis.

Very Wordy Advertisements

    If you attended any classes at all at school and were not the fella who always spent his time in the bathroom masturbating to the thought of all the hotties in class giving you a gangbang (and I doubt you weren’t because you’re a horny ass), then you’ve probably scoured through shit tons of pages of school materials and chances are when you arrive an escort site you’re not looking to begin studying a new course just to get to escorts’ asses. Well, why have I said this? The Annoncelight homepage reminded me of my school days courtesy of the shit ton of texts on this page. The whole setup is just too wordy and that’s the very first thing you’d notice on landing here.

    I always expect to see an orgy of pussies spreading out their anatomies on the homepage of an escort site, and really why shouldn’t there be more cunts than words on the homepage of sites where dicks constellate to hunt for cunt? I mean, I know where to get degrees for spending hours on an eternity of letters and escort sites are definitely not that place, if I’m on an escort site, it’s because I want to bang the shit out of another of the universe’s cunts and not because I need to get a University degree.

    I found the whole design of this site to be quite boring and obviously low budget. Again, the default language here is Danish, and so to even begin taking your lusts for a pleasure ride around this site, you’ll have to tag along with a translator if you’re a tourist penis owner. And that’s because there are no language options here.

    Despite the wordiness of the Annoncelight homepage, it’s still pretty easy to navigate and that’s because this site goes straight to the business of fuck and has escort ads constituting the major part of this homepage. The page starts out with a search bar and filter bars that help you to filter ads by location and escort type (that’s whether male, female, or the sperm and ovaries mix we call trans). Pretty easy to navigate homepage but even on my horniest day I’d rather use my jerk off lotion as jam than smear it on my dick for this escort site.

Danish Pussy Profiles Blemished With Letters

    A better name for this site should be wordy.com. The words are just more pronounced than anything else and if your dick in hands, down to fuck, and here for a cunt hunt as I know you are, then you’d not find the experience here thrilling at all. I landed on a wordy homepage and although getting to escort ads is not difficult, the wordiness is just an indelible part of the Annoncelight escort site and so even escort profiles are arranged so that the texts are way more obvious than anything else.

    Well, the good thing here is that there is a good collection of tits and clits you can bag and go bang. The escorts here are just stunning in quality and alluring you could call this a hive of pornstar quality bitches. The cunts here are just very good looking. However, most of the escort profiles here are pretty detailed but they are not verified. And although a lot of escorts try to be very picture-detailed and even add videos, don’t be surprised if your amateur girlfriend turns up after you placed a call to a hottie you saw here.

    Now, some of the babes here might not be real but a lot of them are. Your best bet is to go for escorts that have detailed gallery sections in their profiles or you might just end up having to go buying a shaving stick to clear age old pussy bushes so your boner doesn’t fall asleep when it sights the rain forest on an escort’s pussy.

These Danish Gashes And Their Going Rates

    So what about the going rates these Danish gashes attach to their snatches? Well, there’s the 28 year old Sara, who has her butts softer than your weakest boner and with some size to match. Sara offers Nuru massages, pussy slide, Tantrc massages, relaxing massages, deepthroats and other services that could make your boner grow a boner. Her rates are 500 kr/ USD for 15 minutes, 800 Kr/ USD for 30 minutes, and 1,400 Kr/ USD for 1 hour.

    Rafaela lives in Aalborg and she’s a revelation of all things sexy and meaningfully sized. Her services include anal sex, blowjobs, deepthroats, facesittings, teabagging, foot fetishes,and lots of others. She charges 800Kr/ USD for 30 minutes, and 1,500 Kr/ USD for 1 hour. Pretty cool rates.

What I Think

    Although the deisgn crew behind this site must have grinding stones for their testicles and so they have the balls to put together a shithole to house the sexy and beautiful escorts here, the babes here look legit and that’s all your really need to get these clit lit with sparks from your gravity backed banging.

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