AndroidAdult

AndroidAdult.com

    You gotta be an adult to visit Android Adult and you also gotta turn off your ad blocker. If not, the only way you are visiting this adult porn game site is if your dad owns it and grants you admin privileges!

    Here is my AndroidAdult.com review. Read it and weep if you are an adult with ambitions of drilling sexy android bots out of their programmed minds within the next 30 years or so!

Porn Games Mean Rad Lives!

    AndroidAdult.com looks pretty enough. It is also an ad-filled fuck of a porn game site and that takes some getting used to, with clicks very often triggering pop-up ads that waste your time with so much arrogance that someone might think they paid for you to go to college!

    You get a black background here, and it is prettied up with content thumbnails. The whole design is functional and the fucker who put this place together won’t be winning any awards soonest, or getting discounts at his local massage parlor from masseurs who are so impressed with his design prowess they got cunts that leak at the triple rate anytime he shows up!

    User features are plentiful enough. At the top left of the homepage is an option to download the Android Adult app. The first time I clicked on it, though, it triggered the opening of the Stripchat.com homepage. The second time, it took me to a Patreon page that, for some reason, refused to load properly. So, I guess that particular option isn’t working at the moment.

    Over on the top right are the Login and VIP membership options. The Login link does not seem to be working at the moment. The VIP option works though and for $8 you get an ad-free experience, access to the Android app, the ability to request XXX games, the ability to bookmark stuff, and more.

    That said, becoming a VIP member here is not as straightforward as it sounds, because once you tap the Join VIP option and get taken to a page on which are the VIP member requirements, tapping the Become A Patron option gets you nothing at all, with the payment page being possibly broken. Plus I am not sure if the $8 for VIP members is paid once a week, month, or year, or if it is for life. 

And oh, there are some games here that seem to be restricted to VIP members only. So if an ad-free experience, plus access to ALL porn games matters to you, then you might need to start looking around for $8. But I could almost swear that this site offers unlimited access to all games and then requires a membership upgrade after like an hour of your seeing your way around the place.

    As for the rest of the user options, there are a few main tabs I will go over later, and at the bottom of the homepage is a helpful and well-written About Us, plus A FAQ and options to submit games, check out the varied blogs and the socials of this site, from YouTube to Facebook. There are no Blogs as such though, with the blog section being emptier than Mini Stallion’s butthole right before she’s supposed to shoot an anal scene with a BBCified wanker! The FAQ too was a miss, as it consists of a trio of unplayable videos.

Blessed Are Porn Game AI Chicks!

    The main tabs I was talking about earlier consist of Home, Complete, AI Sex Chat, Popular, and Comixxx. The latter takes you to an adult comics page, with Popular introducing you to the collection of popular games on Android Adult and AI Sex Chat taking you to the kind of site where you are free to create the AI girlfriend of your dreams, who will hopefully suck your cock with more dedication than your human girlfriends! That kind of sucking still gotta happen only in your dreams, though, unless you are willing to shell out thousands of Benjamins for the most advanced sex dolls from China and other places that has the kind of mouth and holes you have been dying for all your life!

    As for the Home tab, it does what it’s supposed to do, while the Complete option will take you to all the complete games that are in stock here. There are 168 pages of complete games and content uploads seem to happen daily. The total number of available games is however a secret that the site admin is keeping very close to his chest, the tri-cock perv!

    Here are some RPG game titles- MMA Life Simulator, Knightly Passions, Booty Hunter, The Halo Project, Under Your Spell, Lustfield, The Long Way, Facefuck Madness, My Cute Roommate and The Sultan’s Harem. I tried to download and play the latter and other porn games, but tapping the download button kept triggering pop-up ads. Plus my PC simply refused to download stuff from what it saw as unsecured sites. Sure, you can overrule your PC and download whatever you like on the net, but better be ready for the kind of butt-fucking you weren’t expecting! And then there’s the fact that non-members on AndroidAdult.com are very restricted in what they can download and there does not seem to be an easy way to membership.

    Anyway, the porn games on Android Adult have detailed descriptions, plus screenshots, and they can be downloaded on Android or PC. You can’t play without downloading the files needed to get the games running, but the whole download, extract and run process is easy enough.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Android Adult

    The deluge of ads here means that this is the kind of porn game site I would rather make out with an adult silverback than visit! Plus Android Adult offers nothing new or exclusive and is designed to stress the liquid shit out of you.

    So, I simply cannot recommend this porn game site and I ain’t about to change my mind for free access to the latest android sex dolls that suck your pee pee like it’s the best breaded salmon they ever ate!