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r/Anal

    The anus doesn’t really get as much love as it deserves. There are still too many out there who think that place is as dirty as a dumpsite and telling a chick you want to eat her ass and play tic-tac-toe with her rectum can get you knifed and ventilated with 9mm bullets in some places.

    Do I love ass? Hell yeah! Especially if the ass and asshole in question are the property of a thot who knows how to keep that place hairless, sweet-smelling, and tighter than her cunt will ever be! Are you a bitch with an asshole that’s guaranteed to make my dick think that it wandered into a wine press or heavy duty bench vice by mistake? Then you and I need to be locked up and set up for a banging anal extravaganza that’s gonna trigger a leak in that asshole you hold dear!

    Anyway, here is my r/Anal review, fellas. Read it and weep if anal has long been your cup of tea and favorite meal both!

Reddit Anal Gives Your Ass No Respect!

    Where are my anal freaks and lovers? There’s a subreddit just for you. Delighted? Then bend over and let’s see just how happy your asshole is to hear of this!

    Now, r/Anal has some visual customization, but not enough to impress me. There’s a header atop the subreddit that’s full of images of fine booties, all of which are being plumbed to their depths by long dicks. But the thing is that this header looks to be one inch thick at the most and does not have the usual luster. A 2-inch thick or so header that’s filled with high-quality images would have done the trick here.

    And there’s no special logo here, nor a logo or motto. Sure the background is different from most other subreddits, but that’s it. So forgive me if I say that Reddit Anal does not look as alluring as it could have been. That means the mods here suck ass and that ass is the property of the gnarly crackhead down the street who never wipes after doing number 2! You should see how flies and roaches love this fella and go crazy anytime he thinks of rubbing himself clean!

    Anyway, the About Community box they got on the right of the r/Anal subreddit has a detailed explanation of what this subreddit is all about. It also lists the membership as 1.7 million and 1.4K of those were online for this review. Scroll down and you will see a respectable list of porn sites, porn games, cam sites, XXX forums, and the like, plus a small list of friends of this subreddit and a long list of rules. There are 15 main rules here and you are admonished to post only anal-related content, focus on quality stuff, desist from spam and underage content, and do all in your power not to be a troll.

Ram It In If It’s Anal For The Gram!

    Just underneath the site logo at the top left are Posts, Efukt Anal, and The Porn Map links. Ignore the latter two because they just take you to a porn site and a porn review site. Worth focusing on are the Hot, New, and Top options that direct you to the hottest, newest, and top trending content. Regarding the latter, options are available to let you check out the top trending stuff today, this week, month, year, and all time, which is neat. And yeah, these options are available on all subreddits.

    And by the way, the top trending posts of all time are My First Post Here with 35.6K upvotes, Getting My Butt Fucked In A Gloryhole For Women with 25.1K upvotes, Riding Is My Happy Place with 24.7K upvotes, and My Moan As He Puts His Cock In My Ass with 24.3K upvotes. As for the content upload frequency, that’s a disappointing kettle of fish. Content is not uploaded every hour here and when it’s uploaded, there will be from 2 to 3 posts per hour, which is a very middling quantity. Reddit Anal for sure ain’t winning ass-puckering awards when it comes to upload frequency.

    Being Slowly Fucked In The Ass Makes My Pussy So Wet was uploaded in the first hour I was on this subreddit and it is a GIF of a thicc chick lying on the floor while a sex machine spears her rectum and teaches her small intestines a few things about life! This babe sure does know how to spread it and one day, I am gonna pretend she’s a fat slice of bread and fuck a lot of cum into her, pretend it’s freshly churned butter and lick her up to the hilt!

    My Ass Tastes So Good happened to have been uploaded 8 hours previously and is a GIF in which a nude redhead sticks her finger in her bootyhole and licks it. She’s the moaning type of slut and if I had access to her, for sure I would give her a lot of things to moan about, plus an opportunity to take the dump of a lifetime down the gullet of who else but that PornDude fella!

    Then there’s PileDriving the Gymnast. This GIF is a bit more shocking in that it shows a hot blonde upside down and with her legs spread, while a guy moves up and down to better pound her into the ground. I would have said that this kind of sex position looked too awkward to be enjoyable, but to each his own.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Anal

    There’s no perfect subreddit, but r/Anal sure does try my patience. I hate how it looks and there’s the fact that it is not as active a place as its membership numbers might suggest.

    Still, there’s no outstanding reason not to bookmark it and get sweetly familiar with rectums and booty holes across the world that are going through some hard fucking things!