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AMPReviews.net

    Heard of an escort review site called AMPreviews.net? AMP by the way, stands for Asian Massage Parlors of the sort that offer handjobs, happy endings, and the like without limit. But it can also stand for Asian Mature Pussy, of the sort that’s fat and recoils back at you like it’s got springs! Find you a pussy like that and make it yours soonest, before I fuck it into permanent occupancy in one of my penthouses!

    Now, here is my AMPreviews.net review. Check this out to the fullest and weep for all those escorts that took your money and then gave you a sisterly kind of fuck, rather than the brutal and cervix-shifting fuckathon you specified!

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    The thing with Asian matures who might or might not be escorts, is that they can be really cheerful and nice. And that means if they know you well, they will sometimes let you hit it for free and cum so deeply in them they get nosebleeds! So yeah, these chicks rock and they aren’t the type to mock you if you got a 1-inch dick, or can’t get it up.

    And now let’s pivot to the matter at hand- AMPreviews.net. This escort review site looks solid, but is not visually impressive. It is all clearly laid out though and it is easy to see how things work. So, while I am not a fan of the site looks, it does the job well enough and is a bit calming at least.

    As expected, most of the homepage real estate covers the US and its varied states and cities. International forum pages are at the very bottom of the homepage, with Canada, Europe, Asia, and the Caribbean being covered, but nothing on Africa or Oceania. That said, you can tweak what’s on the homepage a bit. There’s a Sort button on the top right of the homepage that lets you choose just exactly where the US states and cities, as well as the international countries, get to appear. You can, for example, move the international countries from the bottom of the homepage to the top and get easier access to the international forum pages if that’s your thing.

    User options include a short About Us atop the homepage that’s oriented towards selling you a VIP membership. There are also What’s New and Purchase Membership options, with the former letting you easily check out new posts and activities. Over on the top right are Login, Register, and Search options and there’s even an advanced search mode that lets you look for specific keywords in specific forums on particular dates. It’s not that advanced, but it sure beats holding your dick during a hurricane and pissing upwind!

    And before I forget, I better note that there’s usually a list of online members at the top right of the homepage, plus some latest posts, forum statistics, and links to share this place on your social media handles. According to the site statistics, AMPreviews had 161K plus members at the time of this review, plus over 219K threads and almost 1.5 million messages. These are reasonable, but not groundbreaking numbers.

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    Registering on AMPreviews.net lets you upgrade your account if you are up for that, converse with members, get alerts, and more. The paid account upgrade they got here makes you into a god who can read all posts, and access all content, including VIP-only forums. Stuff said on these particular forums aren’t even supposed to be disclosed to the rest of the members and that’s fucked up. And oh, account upgrades can still come your way if you take writing reviews and showing up regularly here as seriously as you take blasting cum into the booties of your fav MILFs, thots and cum gobblers down the street!

    When registering here, you gotta confirm your account through an email link though and that link can take its own sweet time arriving. And without that link, there really isn’t much of a difference between  non-members and your member-seeking behind!

    Got you a free or paid membership, but don’t happen to be in the mood to discuss spas where masseurs walk around with their hands out, beating your meat for you if you show the slightest interest? Well then, AMPreviews has a General board where everything under the sun, from music to user experiences about dental dams, ED issues, and more are discussed. There are over 120 pages of these general topics and some of what’s there are notifications and educational stuff posted by AMPreviews admins.

    Now, this place is usually bustling on the daily, but there’s stuff you gotta keep in mind. First, the US is the epicenter of AMPreviews.net. That means the focus is on the States and the country forums you typically find at the bottom of the homepage ain’t gonna be that entertaining or filled up. Secondly, this is more of a spa/massage parlor review site than an escort site, or escort review site. As far as I know, escorts and escort agencies are not even allowed to advertise here, though you will find sneaky escort reviews here and there.

    So, if you are after information related to the best spas in the States, then this place well could be a wet dream come true! But if you are after other kind of stuff, then better get your ass somewhere else and find what you seek!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of AMPreviews

    This place is a solid choice if you need guidance on which happy-ending spas in the US that are well worth your time and money. And while AMPreviews does not do anything dramatically well, there aren’t all that many like it. So, I would recommend bookmarking this place and y’all better get on that before I tell my pet hippo to bite your soft asses!