AllClassicPorn

AllClassic.Porn

    My Allclassic.porn review is here so y’all need to celebrate with a drink and a wank! I am taking my dick back to the past for this site since their main focus is on classic porn as their name suggests. We are going back in time to look at vintage porn.

    Vintage porn, that is where the women let their pubic hair run so wild and free that you could hide in it in case your wife came looking for you in the arms of your mistress. You’re invited to read this review for your wanking education.

Back To The Past To Wack Your Meat!

    I got on the site and saw a site that looked like it was made 5 minutes ago. It was free of any stylish design whatsoever and the only visible things I could see were the site’s logo and the thumbnails. Wait, I could also see an Ad appearing from the bottom of my screen and that really shows us Ads indeed originate from the abyss. If I wasn’t reviewing the site I would have turned my dick around and headed for the nearest exit. But I had to go deeper into this site like it was an unsatisfied girlfriend.

    They displayed how old the videos were and most of them seemed to have been made in the 70s. It should already be obvious but if you’re watching these videos you have to prepare to feast your eyes on low-quality videos that might have you reconsidering your wank session. When you see their videos that were made in the 90s then you’ll be relieved that they look higher quality, just don’t expect to be able to see inside a pussy in the finest detail.

    Whoever is allowed to upload the videos to the site had a thing for anal videos because the number of videos uploaded featuring that were as many or obvious as a gaping asshole that has just been through a BBC. Their content also featured a sizable amount of foreign porn videos. So if you have ever wanted to see ancient German women taking sausages up their holes, you'll find the content. I also saw some vintage Danish porn so you can tour old smutty Europe with your dick from the comfort of your room.

    At the bottom of their homepage, I was able to see where all their popular tags were. Usually, this is where you can get the general vibe of the site and if the wankers there have the same mindset as your dick. Some of their most popular tags include; Short, Acrobatic, Swingers,  POV Blowjob, Cum Twice, Hot Latina, Twerk, Petite Asian, Skinny Big Tits, Fivesome, Pantyhose, etc. From the tags I had mentioned, two of them caught my attention. The first was Skinny Big Tits because I’m into that and Twerking. I didn’t even think twerking was invented when these vintage porn videos were made.

Giving Your Meat A Taste Of The Classics!

    Even though I wanted to explore those two tags that caught my attention like some massive soft titties, the homepage was still screaming “more" as I was inside it. I had to keep going down on it. After their most popular tags section, the next section I saw showed me their most popular studios. Their most popular studio was 'Color Climax'. I had never heard of them and I started to make sure my crown as the porn King was not just an illusion. Their last section was for their list of their hottest old-time porn actresses.

    I went back to the tags to find the one that would take me to see some Twerks but my original assumption was correct. There was no twerking content. The vintage porn videos in this section showed me no twerking because it wasn't yet a thing till modern hoes came along. There were about 7 videos there and none of them showed any form of ass shaking. That was a gigantic waste of my time and I wanted to have a word with the person running the site to teach him or her a few lessons about arranging things properly.

    Their menu tried to fit in lots of options into its tiny hole. The part of the menu that really got my attention was where they listed porn videos by the era they were made in. It began with the 40s and before. I didn't even know they had cameras at that time or before. I just thought people had to pay an artist to draw smut for them so they could have a wank. The menu also had the option for Signing up. This would mean that you're ready to take this site as your loving wedded wank tool.

    I found a porn actress that was on their list of the hottest actress. I hadn't heard of her but she wasn't working as a porn star during my wanking era. Thankfully the videos were shot in the 80s so I wasn't looking at the lowest quality smut. She was hot and ready to fuck in every corner of the house she was at. Loading the video meant that I had to sit through a video Ad first. If you wanted to read some literature while beating your meat aggressively then they had a description of the porn video written below. It was not that bad an experience watching a video on the site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Allclassic.porn

    Allclassics was a bare site that felt a little like being in a desert. But, the site did offer a few oases for the lovers of classic vintage porn. There are definitely sites that would give you better content but this site had a good enough amount of decent vintage content. I saw some Ads but they weren't intrusive enough to ruin a wank experience. Do I recommend this site then? Yes, I would recommend it to people trying to get into the vintage porn genre and need a site that isn't too hard to navigate.