AdultLook

AdultLook.com

    Been on the lookout for adults fit for the most severe fucking and booty excavation that the human mind can get up to? Then prepare to indulge your fantasies at Adult Look, XVideos, Pornhub, and other places.

    But Adult Look is not a porn site. This fucker is an escort site where babes make a living selling access to their secrets and secret places. You don’t have to try hard to get drowned with potent slits and bits there and fighting your way back to the land of the living will take quite a bit of cumming effort!

    Here is my AdultLook.com review. Read it and weep if there’s an adult cunt you wanna look up and screw 69 ways to a Sunday school picnic!

Here’s To The Whole Cunty-Eyed Universe!

    If you are big, then you are big! This seems to be the Adult Look motto and that’s because they are offering their services to just about all countries on the globe.

    Every continent is represented here and you even get countries whose appearance makes little sense, for example, the likes of Afghanistan and Ukraine. Ukraine has been at war for the last 2 years or so and they are barely holding on by their skin teeth. I don’t think the folks there have enough time to be booking escorts. Yeah, if you are young and virile enough to be getting hard-ons in that country, then you are getting shipped to the war front so you can fuck the barrel of your AK47 or something!

    And as regards Afghanistan, going to that country would be foolish, with the Taliban in charge and liable to hold you hostage for one reason or the other. So, if a chick on Adult Look says she wants to fuck your brainless and legless and shows you pictures proving that she’s the most beautiful girl in the world, visiting her abode in Afghanistan to avail your cock of her services is something I would only advise doing if you are tired of living and wanna go up to heaven and personally pull on Saint Peter’s beard!

    But then, the fact that a country is listed on an escort site like this does not mean it’s packed with escorts. Take Afghanistan for instance again, there’s actually no escort there and there are few to none in other countries. The US is the main focus here, having more escorts than every other listed country put together many times over. So, forget that impressive list of countries you see on the Adult Look homepage because it is mostly for show.

Be An Adult, Look For A Face Sitting!

    AdultLook.com is not exactly feature-crammed. Plus it has a rather stark look that takes some getting used to. The only color in this place comes from the 16 escort ads on the homepage, with the rest of the homepage being filled with the names of this and that country. For some reason, the listed countries are listed alphabetically and not by continent and that’s gonna be confusing.

    This place has a pop-up menu at the top right that only makes sense to members who are signed in. It allows access to favorite escort ads, lets you post an ad, send messages to members, access the forum, write reviews, and that kind of thing. The aforementioned forum is neither big nor very active though.

    Over on the top left is the site logo, with the two oo’s in “look” being designed to resemble a pair of staring eyeballs that look like those you see on lemurs. Beneath the logo are Sign in, Login, Escorts, Escort Reviews, and Post An Ad tabs. Plus there’s a basic search feature.

    You can sign up for free here as an escort or escort fucker par excellence and at the time of this review, AdultLook.com had slightly over 215K members, with around 127 of these being online when I was checking out this place. There’s no option to sign up with your Google, Twitter, or Facebook account, but then, signing up is free and the fuckers who run this place will send you a verification link by sloth mail that you are gonna need to activate your membership.

    Once in, you can opt to check out this or that escort review. But better note that not all reviews are for everyone. Some are reserved for the reading delights of VIPs only and being a VIP will set you back $55.03 if you pay for 6 months, $30.75 if you pay for 3 months, and $10.79 if you pay for a single month. Payment can also be made via crypto, Litecoin to be precise and that’s a coin I don’t have much affection for at the moment. But that’s by the way.

Have An Escort Snatch With An Adult Look To It, Now!

    The fuckers at Adult Look have a geolocation feature running in the background that’s gonna find where you are and fill up the homepage with escorts in that area. Sure that’s nice, but it feels like a privacy violation.

    Plus this geolocation feature does not require activation and just does its thing. You cannot turn it off. And even if you are using a VPN, it can be powerful enough to overwhelm the VPN and that just does not sit well with me, especially when there’s a mad mother-in-law after me because I fucked her daughter like a two-bit slut not worth a whiskey shot and then ejaculated in the Thanksgiving turkey that I served everyone! Like what in hell is she mad about being fed the proteins and vitamins in my cum!

    But let’s forget all that for a bit and pivot to the escorts here. Adult Look, as I have said before, is US-focused. The escorts it has in the States are more than it has in other countries combined and raised to the power of 10 and that makes a lot of sense because there are a lot of horny fellas here who can fuck escort snatch all day if you pay for their fun! Can’t do that? Then hook them up with your kissing cousin, sit back, and wait for the cunt demolition that will follow!

    And oh, apart from female escorts, this place has body rub pros, doms, trans, and massage parlor sections. The latter feel a bit shady though, especially because they usually have images of thin and pretty Asian chicks that were downloaded from the internet or made up by an AI. So, I really would not advise booking for the massage parlor experience here, not unless the place has good reviews, or you are willing to go there with a 155mm howitzer in tow, in case you fail to meet sublime Asian chicks there and get a massage from them that makes you feel like you got every bone in your body broken to bits before being deliciously mended.

    Worth noting is that the variety of fun in each state and country is not the same. So, one country or state might have doms, female escorts, and body rub pros, while the other has female escorts and trans escorts only. Yeah, that does not make much sense and is kinda frustrating.

    Plus, while I have not mentioned this before, I think the time is ripe to say that there’s no resemblance to an advanced search option on AdultLook.com. This lack severely restricts what you can do and it’s quite sad that a big escort US site like this has not seen fit to incorporate advanced search features to let wankers, fuckers, anal-crushing viewers, cock milkers, pussy beaters, asshole invaders, gullet constrictors and leg spreaders of the Kama Sutra school find exactly what they are looking for in the shortest time possible.

    Also worth noting is that there are no VIP, verified, platinum escorts and that kind of thing. Given the ostensible lack of verification, you can bet your sweet potatooie that this place is packed to the rafters with scammers. Y’all better stay alert and remove one hand from your cock, all the better to hold your wallet with, before a scammer of an escort chick tells you a sob story that’s gonna make you hand her everything in your bank account!

    Now, the escorts on Adult Look largely seem to be model types and of above-average quality in the main. But mostly in the US. Other countries tend to have escorts of middling quality. One of them better-looking US chicks, with a profile name that said BigTitsEurope had 6 images in her profile and a hella body to show off. This chick rocks a medium-sized phat booty, plus big and juicy tits, and is a blonde and fresh 23-year-old. Her profile details identify her as Russian, and by booking her you get deep tissue massages, erotic teasing, sensual touches, and the greatest fucking experience ever!

    Over in Oslo is Bee. No, this one does not have wings, all the better to fly to your cock and dump her exotic American/Filipina/Spanish snatch on it!

    Bee is 32 years old but could pass for 20. She’s slim, petite, leggy, and has some nice C-cup tits that have sworn undying enmity with gravity! Her profile says she’s exotic, classy, and charming, ready to be whatever you want her to be, willing to go to your place or host you, and up for being hired for short or long-term XXX experiences. She charges $324 for one hour of incall and while there’s no definite listing of her sexual services, she looks like the kind of girl who can soak up the thrusting attention of mandingos from dusk to dawn and finger fuck your urethra with an evil grin if you breathe a word of how you like that kind of fun!

    And over in Brazil is Valeria. She’s 47 years old and petite, with B-cup tits. Valeria is fluent in both English and Spanish and her B-cup tits are not half bad. She says she’s a qualified masseuse and charges 120 USD per hour, which is rather high for an escort in Brazil who’s about as old as your mom!

    Anyway, escort profiles here generally have several images. However, you cannot examine each image one at a time and that sucks. Also, profiles here are not the glossy and well-arranged productions that they are at other places and that double sucks.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Adult Look

    This place has some potential, but it would take being bribed with gold bullion and wagon loads of fine snatch before it could make any top 50 list of mine.